/brit/

made a new

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*votes labour*

gan for a kip

mate our government is literally trying to wipe us out

Julianna Vega is the mom
my fav is the one where she wears the school girl outfit

is poley bent though

watching Aquaman (camrip) while funposting on Jow Forums and drinking shitty aldi lager

THIS is the life

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fucking gf is going to be home soon
sick of her being moody, just can't be fucked with it

Nah

holy shit

>camrip
Only pakis do this

this
these days they lock you up just for saying you're english

>wants to fuck a man
>isn't a woman
yeah he's pretty bent

/galahad crew/?

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any lads been to Chippy Lane?

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he is, deep down, a homosexual pakistani male living in britain
but, due to a series of childhood abuses from his time at his local mosque, he's developed this weird idea in his head where he needs to reject everything about himself, his family and his culture, and instead be something totally different

hence: monica the asexual transgender who hates pakistanis

she's doing the rounds on all of the UK football youtube channels but refuses to talk about porn lmao
she offered to come on true geordie's podcast but he said no if she's not discussing porn

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right lads be honest

how many times have you wanked to the thought of moni bounding up and down on your cock?

only if you think he's a woman

How is it that a middle-aged Japanese woman can cause western women to go into fits of rage just by telling them to clean their room?

*Holds up a mirror*

so do you?

t. has zero understanding of British history or the class system

I don't see anyone getting mad at that

No but I am walking the the chip shop right now, pie and chips for me, haddock chips and a wally for me mum x

nope but i have unironically drove down this road 10+ times
hilarious when the satnav says it

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Have to say I'd rather spend time with any of the above than with the Downing Street Freemartin. Would love to see that rot wombed cunt's head on a pike.

Do you have a Ph.D is psychology

M E N T I O N E D

ON THE FUCKING MAP

how did amer get into uni anyway when he's such a stupid cunt

Hapas? Yeah, you could say I'm a fan

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ahh yes fat cunt and the soyboy the prime pornographers market

pics of your adventures for the lads :)

No

Stop being obtuse, you know I'm right

Whites don't download camrips, they go to the fucking cinema

>galahad

don't touch that 4% weak shite at weekends
5% Rheinbacher all the way

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what would you know whites do? have you seen a mirror recently?

A-Levels

B - Maths
C - Chemistry
C - Biology

unironically yes

jesus just want to live the life of an ascetic hermetic recluse

>hence: monica the asexual transgender shit brown Pakistani child molester who hates pakistanis

Fixed.

are you serious?

based

*Cooks a meal*
>Umm excuse me do you mve a Ph.D in cooking?
Fucking retard

You're just a shit brown Pakistani sex offender.

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Fucking Friday come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

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FIX ME

best chip palace on Chippy Lane?

>Do you have a Ph.D is psychology

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I want Pam to sit on my face so bad

Posted by a shit brown Pakistani sex offender

You're just a Pakistani bloke in a dress

Hahaha All this shit the BBC have been peddling about a new diet was devised by a shameless hypocrite.

order-order.com/2019/01/18/environmentalist-behind-mad-new-diet-globe-trotting-billionaire-private-jet/

my a-levels
maths A*
further maths A*
physics A*
chem B
can prove it by answerring any a-level question

>that guy looking at his pint behind her
top kek

Posted by a shit brown Pakistani child molester.

well the man behind fake taxi has been on before
really good podcast desu
youtube.com/watch?v=hiU2Y_u0JA8

rate me lads

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It's proper kicking off

Chip shop under new ownership, used to be owned by some lovely hong kongers but they've now retired

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You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of an ex-industrial Northern town by pakis

fuck kind of troll site is that

what's 1/0

step 1: stop shitposting on here

To all the men saying they wouldn’t & Gilette-style stuff implies they would and MeToo has gone too far - PLEASE READ THIS. GIna got her upskirt bill passed and THIS is the kind of message she’s getting. Please look at it, stand with us & help. #YesAllWomen

Posted by a shit brown Pakistani sex offender.

what are lenz's and faraday's laws

Fuck off you shit stinking Paki cunt.

paki bender; sex offender; narcissistic tranny virgin freak

tartar sauce or gravy on the side?

what does a passing day look like?

LOL

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Goron lookin ass

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any dancehall man in
youtube.com/watch?v=IMxBrNgphLk

Jow Forums, you thick niggercunt.

bogs really let himself go

Go and live in a country where those who look and smell like human shit are welcome, Paki paedo.

dog

cardiff mentioned

hmm well that's a mentally ill hoarder getting mad because they're being reminded that they have a serious mental health problem

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Cardiff on the MAP

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that's a man baby

keep chickens and consume their eggs

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Alright not being funny in know you're a yank and all and you might not be on the ball, but when I said 'wally' it should be patently clear that I am from the southern county of ESSEX and that I would never DREAM of having gravy with anything from a chip shop. For me? Well it has to be curry sauce with the pie, and you'd best believe that my dearest mother will have salt, vinegar and a bit of the old tartar

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

Daily reminder that "moni" is a shit brown Pakistani sex offender.

go to the gym

hit the wall full speed

Why do white women hate this woman so much?

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