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realize first that you are asleep

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quiero pies

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farts?

que??

why arent you in a frat, user?

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lost 4lbs in a day from cutting out processed sugar

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good job ma dude :)

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didn't go to school again

i went grocery shopping today and shake it off was playing on the store radio

thanks user, i lost 3lbs the day before that but I ate a little more than I usually do

it feels good to poop

kek. shut the fuck up, user. hahaha

LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=5-EFxE_Ctes

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REALLY don't want to go to work today

The cutest thing I've seen today.

don't have much food in the kitchen ;-;

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vale más, un buen amor
que mil costales de oro

>Where in Canada are you going?
>Vancouver. Why are you planning on visiting me?
>Haha you'll see plenty of chinese people there
Even if I had the money I wouldn't have the guts to fly to Vancouver just to meet up

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Just go to work, endure it, then come back home user. Spend some of that money on yourself.

those white oreos are really gross imHo

love cheetos tho

i don't get it

strange?

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i'm still using a gtx 680

that's what i call self cucking

go to quebec city instead you idiot

She's the one going to Vancouver ya dummy

Probability.

Unique IDs on Jow Forums would be so dope

Go to Montreal.

That's nothing compared to the time I told her we are going to stop talking
fuck off

ANSWER ME

xanax guy is taking a while to ship the stuff

it seems like hes taking on too much load as a one man operation and its slowing him down

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Finna watch Aqua Man with Chloe

i pity your existence

No desire to do so; even when I was at uni I never saw fraternal organizations advertised.

montreal is the ottowa of quebec

I don't think about you at all

>Costs of going to college
>Not my scene
>I like playing practicing my skills
Catch me at the gaming / music clubs user.

I'd tell you all that i know
Just we can't talk about it
We remember all we wanted to forget
Snow that cowered streets never leave
God is tired to love us, God.. just is tired to love us, God just... is tire
youtube.com/watch?v=5ciaVbJiR_sd.

obsessed

>100.000.000
>200.000.000
>simply probability

Jesus christ, stop talking about that already. It'll get there when it gets there. I got one question though, did you order all your stuff domestically or from across the country?

I'm not a faggot

why do the chinese do this

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americans, why tf are there some americans having dinner with our lieutenants in our lunchroom?

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they're big gays

>take xanax
>run out of xanax
>want more xanax
>get anxiety from not having xanax
>convince yourself you need xanax to treat anxiety

population control
agents sent by the government to reduce the population so they can control the rest more easily
or because of that "social credit" thing

idgi

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when you've had enough of jaywalkers

god is gay lul

youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8

this one is bizarre

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What do you expect? Their government sucks and they slow cook dogs.

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American cultural influence is a good thing, right?

liveleak.com/view?t=syZ8i_1547746927

Must be something wrong with him.

why he wants to kill people so much

how the fucc this nicca still alive?
was expecting them taxi driver to carry him in front of the other car to have him get run over again x-D

Yes. didn't you forget as euros kill each other all their history?
Americans got that it's bad.

>china has it's own Morag Tong
can you even try to think about competing, blumpf?

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you're miserable, and you always will be, until the very end of your life.

poor guy
kek

bizarre

liveleak.com/view?t=CFzk5_1547628406

he is suggesting there should be a roundabout there. a one man protest.

how is shit like this even possible?

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probably the same neuron that leads americans to cut the genitals of their sons.

new candle smells vaguely of farts

kek
i have no idea, also wtf was even going on there? like when he drives into the first car, then the car he hits figures "welp guess i'll just run over this guys for no reason and pin him under my car since this other vehicle just hit me"

it was a mistake to let them drive

stop posting gore you sickos

went and got the mail, nothign but flyers
then went for a short 20min drive

Now i think black girl it's not so bad thing.
Eventually they are just women like all other.
youtube.com/watch?v=_HKH7Emy1SY

this one is just straight up funny

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yeah post child porn instead! make this thread more welcoming for homosexuals...that's what you'd love right?
callate joto de mierda

If you were force to choose between mutilating your son or slow cook a dog, what would you do?

you can't even see the injuries or blood this is far from "gore"

wtf is even going on in this one? why would you keep the dash cam running?

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It would honestly be more related the US than Chinks doing chink stuff. That belongs on /sino/

I mean, sexual abusing, torturing and mutilating children is an Ameican tradition.

kek
wonder what that wet stuff was..

shut the fuck up pedo apologist

Define mutilating.

lol at this one
who knows, probably something nasty, i doubt it was just water being china and all

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Probably for the same reason people who sexually abuse, torture and mutilate children take footage of it.

YEET

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>Sexual abusing
>Torturing
>Mutilating children
>American tradition

You've got a fucked up view of what American life is like.

gee is this the time where one pretends to not know the difference between organ theft and an organ transplant?

psychotic

Do you have the one where the truck hits a sign post and then it falls onto a biker? I've been looking for it for a while