Kombroges edition
/brit/
fuck anime
guffawing at brainlets who didn't know subway name their sandwiches after train systems
the uni has a student officer position for trannies
must be the easiest job in the world because I am yet to see a tranny on campus in the 3 years I've been
need a bf lads
new york invented the bacon butty really is as simple as that
slags an ting
ahhh another lazy day of retail toil tomorrow
shall be being polite and nice to all of the old ladies and being stern and strict with the roma scum who try to haggle
What's the red part? Cornwall, Wales and Cumbria?
God why am I such a failure. How did it all go so wrong.
Got the Yellow Fever lads.
Not sure how to rid myself of it.
or so you think. maybe they're all just very passable
come here big man
*goes to hug you*
*pulls away at the last second and punches you in the gut*
A 24h trip to China will cure you in a very real way
GLESGA
>right, we've just invented this new butty with salami and ham on it, any ideas on names?
>what about that train line in new york that stinks of piss and has loads of homeless niggers masturbating on it
>spot on lad
Doubt it
>never did drugs
>didn't fall in with a bad crowd
>was mediocre but managed to just about pass so teachers didn't think there was an issue
>spent most of my time chasing girls
>indecisiveness for all of my life
might make a sign that says "NO HAGGLING" and tap it whenever people try to haggle
living in asia didn't cure my yellow fever. it made it worse in fact
playah
why is she walking towards the camera
>Lisickette.jpg
doing a listen youtube.com
lol
you're probably just being a square
Out with the gf later?
I'm done with Yakuza Kiwami 2
Anyone wanna offer me a price for it?
Also still selling those Ozzy Osborne tickets?
Dropped the price to £100 for the two tickets (£50 each)
nigger butty with chips please
A robbin.
paki bloke in a dress
actually no this is a bad idea, usually it's blacks and romas who try to haggle and they probably suck at reading lol
Holy mother of PENG
I can trace the route of my problems right back to Eve eating that fucking apple. Things could have been so much different.
mandela effect
MEOWING
all women should be arrested
need a hug moni x
please select one of your favourite slag images and attach it to your next post
Yeah, on way to meet her now
nowt wrong with a bloke in a dress
why does amer come here if he's hated by literally everyone here? at least us americans have each other
You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of an ex-industrial Northern town by pakis
Graduated university and I'm still a virgin. Genuinely think the sex ship has sailed for me.
Wtf is a grown man in a diaper for
ah, actually...
*quotes jared diamond at you*
!
umm, not really!
stinking frock wearing curry munching bloke
Roughly the lands of the Britons around the 6th century. The Brythonic Celts stretched from Cornwall to Strathclyde and the names of Cymru and Cumbria derive from the name for themselves; countrymen.
Imagine unironically buying tickets to see Ozzy Osbourne
I have my supporters
MEOWING
Agreed, the issue is when they start unironically believing they're a woman.
(the zenith)
Why did you think those two things would correlate?
You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of an ex-industrial Northern town by pakis
IT'S HIRE FAREWELL TOUR AND I LOVE BLACK SABBATH, THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE BAND
I’m not Northern and I know you are a paki bloke in a dress
based imogen is the toppest slag
the subway isn't that bad it's not the 80s anymore
however the 80s yeah it was a literal warzone.
not many pakis where i live desu, except me and my family
Now imagine the smell
Got her insta?
You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of a now paki infested southern town
thanks
What'll it be
>The real neanderthals
'kin 'ell
fair play
Trying to have a VR wank but the videos keep buffering
amer needs to seriously consider suicide at this point
Do you like my kev impersonation
pint of the see-through stuff please boss
How do I get a nice yellow gf?
LOOKS LIKE PAKIS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
I've moved back to my small town and I've got a job in a neighbouring small town. I'm not going to get into a situation where I can find a suitable sexual partner, I rarely see any girls that are a similar age to me anymore.
Look like Brutes from Halo
debatable
however, you ARE a paki in a dress
Most Brits are suicidal, we consider it every day
racism is over
leave on the left
remain on the right
is that homealone?
did you have to take her name? wasn't making her drink your spicy paki piss punishment enough?
did you fondle an underage girl or not?
paki man in a dress
Hmm ok makes sense I guess
Was born in my city which has very few pakis, I wasn’t pushed out of anywhere
Going to have a nice birthday wank, any suggestions?
not bad, thoughts on mine?
her skin looks very soft
guess what?
imagine she pinned you down haha