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Kombroges edition

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fuck anime

guffawing at brainlets who didn't know subway name their sandwiches after train systems

the uni has a student officer position for trannies
must be the easiest job in the world because I am yet to see a tranny on campus in the 3 years I've been

need a bf lads

new york invented the bacon butty really is as simple as that

slags an ting

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ahhh another lazy day of retail toil tomorrow
shall be being polite and nice to all of the old ladies and being stern and strict with the roma scum who try to haggle

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What's the red part? Cornwall, Wales and Cumbria?

God why am I such a failure. How did it all go so wrong.

Got the Yellow Fever lads.
Not sure how to rid myself of it.

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or so you think. maybe they're all just very passable

come here big man
*goes to hug you*
*pulls away at the last second and punches you in the gut*

A 24h trip to China will cure you in a very real way

GLESGA

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>right, we've just invented this new butty with salami and ham on it, any ideas on names?

>what about that train line in new york that stinks of piss and has loads of homeless niggers masturbating on it

>spot on lad

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Doubt it

>never did drugs
>didn't fall in with a bad crowd
>was mediocre but managed to just about pass so teachers didn't think there was an issue
>spent most of my time chasing girls
>indecisiveness for all of my life

might make a sign that says "NO HAGGLING" and tap it whenever people try to haggle

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living in asia didn't cure my yellow fever. it made it worse in fact

playah

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why is she walking towards the camera

>Lisickette.jpg

doing a listen youtube.com/watch?v=eERuRgCONdE

lol

you're probably just being a square

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Out with the gf later?

I'm done with Yakuza Kiwami 2

Anyone wanna offer me a price for it?

Also still selling those Ozzy Osborne tickets?
Dropped the price to £100 for the two tickets (£50 each)

nigger butty with chips please

A robbin.

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paki bloke in a dress

actually no this is a bad idea, usually it's blacks and romas who try to haggle and they probably suck at reading lol

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Holy mother of PENG

I can trace the route of my problems right back to Eve eating that fucking apple. Things could have been so much different.

mandela effect

MEOWING

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>manlets

all women should be arrested

need a hug moni x

please select one of your favourite slag images and attach it to your next post

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Yeah, on way to meet her now

nowt wrong with a bloke in a dress

why does amer come here if he's hated by literally everyone here? at least us americans have each other

You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of an ex-industrial Northern town by pakis

Graduated university and I'm still a virgin. Genuinely think the sex ship has sailed for me.

Wtf is a grown man in a diaper for

ah, actually...
*quotes jared diamond at you*
!

umm, not really!

stinking frock wearing curry munching bloke

Roughly the lands of the Britons around the 6th century. The Brythonic Celts stretched from Cornwall to Strathclyde and the names of Cymru and Cumbria derive from the name for themselves; countrymen.

Imagine unironically buying tickets to see Ozzy Osbourne

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I have my supporters

MEOWING

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Agreed, the issue is when they start unironically believing they're a woman.

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(the zenith)

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Why did you think those two things would correlate?

You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of an ex-industrial Northern town by pakis

IT'S HIRE FAREWELL TOUR AND I LOVE BLACK SABBATH, THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE BAND

I’m not Northern and I know you are a paki bloke in a dress

based imogen is the toppest slag

the subway isn't that bad it's not the 80s anymore

however the 80s yeah it was a literal warzone.

not many pakis where i live desu, except me and my family

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Now imagine the smell

Got her insta?

You're just a white chav pushed to the outskirts of a now paki infested southern town

thanks

What'll it be

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>The real neanderthals
'kin 'ell

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fair play

Trying to have a VR wank but the videos keep buffering

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amer needs to seriously consider suicide at this point

Do you like my kev impersonation

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pint of the see-through stuff please boss

How do I get a nice yellow gf?

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LOOKS LIKE PAKIS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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I've moved back to my small town and I've got a job in a neighbouring small town. I'm not going to get into a situation where I can find a suitable sexual partner, I rarely see any girls that are a similar age to me anymore.

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Look like Brutes from Halo

debatable
however, you ARE a paki in a dress

Most Brits are suicidal, we consider it every day

racism is over

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leave on the left
remain on the right

is that homealone?

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did you have to take her name? wasn't making her drink your spicy paki piss punishment enough?

did you fondle an underage girl or not?

paki man in a dress

Hmm ok makes sense I guess

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Was born in my city which has very few pakis, I wasn’t pushed out of anywhere

Going to have a nice birthday wank, any suggestions?

not bad, thoughts on mine?

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her skin looks very soft

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guess what?

imagine she pinned you down haha