Europeans grow cheese in their foreskins

w-want to taste it :3

Uncut dicks looks better than circumcised ones desu

I make smegma butter from it
yumm!!!

lets be honest
you already do eat both

Same, it sucks

You worship jews

how long does it take for it to actually form dick cheese? is this a constant thing or just if someone doesn't shower for a week?

i had unoperated phimosis too and decided to pull the skin myself to make it strectch. now i can pull it back even when erect, but itss still a bit tight.

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you are supposed to pull the skin back and clean it when you're in the shower, simple stuff
if you actually have phimosis you can form a lot of cheese and it can solidify wich is dangerous.
it takes over a week to form i think, i dont have dick cheese since i wass a little child.

This and also psoriasis
Main reasons why I'll never find gf

if you wash your benis you won't have dicm cheese
if you don't shower for a long time you'll get dick cheese
of course if you fap a lot or fuck and don't wash your benis it'll grow

I had phimosis but I went to surgeon and had it removed at age of 24. Due to boost of self-confidence after having my dick fixed I lost my virginity 2 months after that

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Hey mutt, slide a finger on the underside of your balls. Smells doesn't it? You see, we in the developed world wash that whole area

Imagine being genitally mutilated

same
>tfw will never know how a normal penis feels

With Brexit it will be both

see

yeah, 10 years going with a substandard dick and not gonna happen anytime soon

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>americans mutilate their body parts when they get dirty

It's literally a meme. You really have to try to accumulate some as an adult.

I was circumcized when I was 3 yo, I've never regreted it smegma and all in this thread sounds disgusting, I'm luky

>I never regreted a choice that wasn't mine
How do you do this?

cognitive dissonance

>hes seen more than one dick in his life

Pretty gay tbqh onii desu senpai

how do you know ?

>not being gay
why do you think we're talking about dicks m8

i can pull the skin behind my head fine, im just pretty sure if you do it too quickly and go beyond a certain point itill rip the frenulum

You have to have very, very bad hygiene to have a significant amount of smegma.

>itill rip the frenulum
i did that once when having a wank

A lot of people here known nothing about how an intact penis works, because 80% or so of adult men are cut. A lot of diagrams in sex ed don't even show the foreskin. If they do, they hardly say anything about it other than the fact that it covers the glans and often gets cut off in the US.

>not showering two at a time to save time and water

I did that recently when I was rubbing gf's veevee with my peepee
She's a virgin so I thought it's her blood I got on my hand, but then I realized it's actually coming out of my dick and got super scared
I've been considering circumcision ever since, I don't want this shit to happen ever again

I read that circumcision isn't necessary when the frenulum tears, even though some guys get it done

It's actually relatively common, nothing you should really be worried about.

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It's not always that severe. A lot of guys still have at least part of the frenulum.

Yes, then they export it to US and Brazil and we eat it. nom nom nom

So I heard
Yes, I've read up about it minutes later, but at the time it happened I had no idea what the fuck is going on
And on the top of that we were in her parents house. Thankfully they were already asleep, so didn't see me sprinting down the stairs to the bathroom with a bleeding dick in my hand and a terrified expression on my face
Shit was traumatic

>A lot of guys still have at least part of the frenulum.
Isn't the opposite a better option? Get rid of frenulum, keep the foreskin

Straight guys talk about dicks sometimes too. They just don't talk about them in the same way we do.

The frenulum is where a lot of the nerves are, so it's very sensitive.

dick cheese loving britains reporting in

And now you're considering going through 2-3 weeks of hell and permanent desensitization?
Try taping your foreskin back and walk around with that for a day, see how that goes.

Same. But only when it's hard. It's like a chastity belt right on my cock.

That's actually a good point
Thanks for advice, wafflebro

Don't cut your foreskins after you got older, you stupid cunts. You can fix it by yourself, start pulling it down more and more, leave the head exposed more and more, pull it down and make your dick hard so it stays exposed, etc. Do what with a lot of frequency and in 1 month your phimosis is pretty much healed.

It worked for me really well and my dick was quite "closed" at the tip.

wtf are you talking about? we are not jews

>Americans will actually cut off a body part to avoid having to wash it
How fucking lazy and gross can you be?

We have running water.

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> be me
>16cm dick
>gain a few kg's
>15cm now

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Thanks for sharing your opinion but I personally don't enjoy the feeling of being assraped with a water jet.

burned down the white house with that one

the first time i rolled back my foreskin it looked like gum from under public tables

t. 14cm right now

It's just a fap dettering tradition