What are some phrases that includes foreign countries and are frequently used in your country.
>Things are in a Bohemian order
Things are pretty bad
>This is Chinese for me
I can't understand this
>Leave in an English style
Leave fast without telling anyone
>What about us Belgians?
It comes from a joke and it is used when you want to express that you don't agree with how dived people on an issue.
>don't be such a jew
Stop being so greedy/come on, share this with me
>This is Chinese for me
Even Hungarian people use Chinese language as something really hard to understand? ke̊k.
>Leave in an English style
>Leave fast without telling anyone
Huh, we say French style for that.
For some reason a lot of ours involve the Irish
>Irish Goodbye
Leave without telling anyone
>Drunker than an Irishmen
Self explanatory
And more
Irishphobes
Why would we understand Chinese?
>This seems Spanish to me
This is fishy or not understandable
>These are Bohemian villages for me
I know nothing about this
>Living like god in France
Having a really good life
>Your room smells like a Paki’s slipper
Your room smells bad
We also have one from the 90s
>Irish Hello - a car bombing
I meant that it's funny how almost everybody use Chinese as an example of something hard to understand, with all the rare languages there are.
Hard to translate but something like
>you just forgot to settle it with the russians
It means you made big plans and even started to set them in motion, but you still didn't tell some key people about it. Also often used in football when a team make big plans but the enemy team completely crushes them. So we say they forgot to settle it with the russians.
Did anybody make puns with that during the world cup?
>Am I speaking Greek to you?
Am I saying something you cannot comprehend a single word?
>Things are getting Russian
Things are getting extremely difficult, tough, etc.
>It's a deal from China
When you get/will get a good deal selling or buying something.
In English we have "it's all Greek to me".
>this is Chinese for me
I can't understand this
>arab job
half-assed job
>kill a turk and then have a rest
doing things step by step
Funny how we have many references to russia in our expressions.
Yeah, a lot
>When you get/will get a good deal
*great deal
>To say goodbye in French
Leaving without saying goodbye
>Then Poland is open
If this happens things are out of control
>Old Swede!
Astonishment
>To Turk something
To fake something
Interesting. I think that would be "doing the bill without the innkeeper" in German
We used to have “Prussian hawk” as a phrase for someone who was militarist and used to be in the army. But over the years it turned into “Russian hawk” or just plain old “war hawk”
>This interests me as much as if a sack of rice falls over in China
It couldn't care less
Irish goodbye
Just leaving without saying anything
Italian goodbye
Taking 30 minutes of hugging and saying bye dozens of times
It's all Greek to me
Incomprehensible
To give a Swedish moustache
When you put your finger in your ass and rub it under someone's nose while they sleep.
Acting like a Canadian
Saying sorry too much.
>When you put your finger in your ass and rub it under someone's nose while they sleep.
Americans do this??
Yeah it's just a prank. Like peeing on someone sleeping so they think they peed themselves.
I have never heard of a Swedish mustache
>to be French about something
Not knowing what the fuck is going on.
This is common in my town
>Mongol surprise
Someone unexpectedly brings like 10+ extra uninvited guests
Not a country but until a couple of years ago people said that something was a «plan de nègre» (a nigger’s plan). It means a really stupid idea
wtf is wrong with you. disgusting. god, I never thought any further than toothpaste.
like in france
>>Things are in a Bohemian order
>Things are pretty bad
Bohemian in America actually means pretty good.
>This track is Bohemian
This track is really good
Eskimo has become slang for gay in my town if that’s worth anything
I heard you germans were autistic lol. It's just for fun. Like pissing in a saucer and freezing it, then slipping the piss disc under their door and they wake up to a pee puddle. It's top hilarity especially if they don't own pets.
Night time pranks are a huge part of American culture.
Also we have a fuck ton of terms relating to “Eskimo” that mean the same thing. I don’t know why Eskimo of all words became slang for gay
My favorite prank is pissing in a bucket, cracking a door open and putting the bucket on top of the door so the next person who walks in gets drenched in my HIV infested pee.
la creatura...
Germans have no sense of humor, so sad!
same here. Either Chinese or Arabic.
>Giving a Danish skull.
Headbutting someone.
>Russian mail.
A children's game where you're dared to shake hands, hug or kiss someone.
Not very common stuff but it's all I can think of.
>a good turk is a dead turk
Pretty self explanatory
We have more tame pranks. Like giving someone a bologna paint job. You slap slices of bologna on their car and it fucks the finish.
Or spark plug surprise when you take the ceramic bit of a spark plug, smash it to tiny fragments, then flick them at windshields. They shatter like nothing. Lmoa
Can you stop making us look autistic on Jow Forums. I have never heard of this shit, at all.
il goblino...
Incel friendless pranklet detected.
I bet you haven't even heard of the suommi surprise when you take a poo, dip it in lacquer and put it on someone's desk at work.
t. german proxy
i bet you tortured animals and are now moving onto people. sent a tip to the fbi with your ip
>he gyped me/ he jewed me
I've been ripped off, taken advantage of
>irish sunglasses
two black eyes from a fight
>it's all greek to me
I can't understand any of this
>jerry rig
Jerry meaning a German, to quickly fix something so it's in operable condition with whatever you have on hand
>nigger rig
like jerry rig but done very poorly and unaesthetically
Fuck off.
The absolute closest think I’ve heard that could relate to this was the fagtrap where someone randomly puts a gay dildo in someone’s drawer at work.
>once in a russian year
something happens very rarely
>you speak chinese
i don't understand it
>czech movie/like in a czech movie
Noone knows what the fuck is going on
>jewish hair
a wire saw
>a swabian
someone who lacks basic culture (like letting a fart during a meal)
>acting greek
pretending to be retarded/stupid/not understanding anything
>to gypsy someone
to cheat/steal from one.
>the fagtrap where someone randomly puts a gay dildo in someone’s drawer at work.
America seriously needs to get yellowstoned asap
I skinned a few squirrels and cats that were still alive, but it's been like 2 years since I've done that...
Lacquer poo is huge in America you weirdo. Look up a turdbird.
t. christian turk
Don’t worry, this only happened in the 60s from what I recall. It was only called a fagtrap when you did it to a guy. Only saw it once in a shitty movie from the 60s
Well I haven’t heard of this shit
I'm sorry are you Poland or Indonesia? Get an original flag and then try to banter sweaty
Oh shit, that was weak. Pay debts and then try to banter again.
denbts :DD
Since you brought up the debts imma bring up an even more overused joke, you're a fucking nazi so go Heil Hitler and gas the jews or something
>go Heil Hitler and gas the jews
But that's unironically based. Being in debt over your ears isn't, is it you Turkish rapebaby?
theres a couple more like
>not chased by tatars or turks
meaning no need to be in a hurry
>you are such a scot
dont wana pay for anything
>we miss you like glassmaker slovakian misses falling on his back
we dont miss you at all
>go to france
fuck off
>BE AMERICAN
>GET FUCKING SHOT LMAO
>SHART IN MALL
what else is there to say you incel mutt? That's right, NOTHING so shut the fuck up bitch
>go to france
fuck off
haha, I like this. In German that would be "go were the pepper grows" I think
i forgot this one
>if you dont know arabic then dont try to speak arabic
meaning stfu if you have no idea what you talking about
>gypsy isnt used to plowing the land
you are not very good at whatever you are doing
>Jerry-rigg
>My fridge door broke, but I Jerry-rigged it with some duct tape and super glue.
Jerry refers to Germans. It means to build or fix something in a sloppy, dangerous, crude, and/or cheap way. Usually with improvised components. People still say "Jerry-rigg", however, we generally think of modern Germans as doing things with more precision and skill.
>Dutch oven
it's when you're in bed with someone, and you fart, and then you pull the covers over the other person's head; trapping them in with the gasses.
>Going Dutch
when you split the bill at a restaurant, instead of one person treating the other by paying for everyone.
>Mexican standoff
when three or more people are all competing in such a way they can't form permanent or temporary teams. it usually leads to prolonged inaction.
>Indian Summer
I think it refers to native americans, not poo-in-loos. A period of unseasonably warm weather that sometimes occurs in spring and autumn. Invented by marketing teams to sell outdoor products like grills.
>Chinese finger trap
refers to the toy of the same name. Also refers to a MMF three-way, where one guy is in her mouth, and one guy is fucking her from behind.
>Eiffel Tower
similar to Chinese finger trap, but the guys high-five or shake hands while doing so
>French kiss
kiss with tongues
>Spanish fly
an aphrodisiac. usually used on women. not real AFAIK.
>a danish
a pastry, usually served in hotel breakfast buffets.
>it's when you're in bed with someone, and you fart, and then you pull the covers over the other person's head; trapping them in with the gasses.
goddamn, what is wrong with burgers??
Swedish family
(having two or more spouses and live together)
we learned it from the Dutch, apparently.
We have the Hitler too
Like the Swedish moustache mentioned above, but feces is actually smeared under the nose in a moustache similar to the fuhrer's
Or the Armenian toilet
When 2 or more men urinate into the same mouth at the same time.
rolling for cute male
you're making this all up, r-right?
Next you're going to say you don't know about the Turkish snowcone
When you cum in your hand and squelch it until it bubbles in the top of your fist, and she eats it.
Or the Lichtenstein lollipop
That one's pretty dirty and involved but look it up.
thats mexican moustasche here
and we call oral frenching
My favorite is the German alarm clock. When you blow a load in someone's face to wake them up.
can anybody tell me what the picture is related to ? something about a guy in china but i didnt read the whole thing in another thread. i keep seeing the picture everywhere.
loser from the american south goes to taiwan to be handed free pussy since he's 'white', but gets a rude jolt back to reality and spergs out
>Be Texan autist
>Fly to Taiwan
>Hope to get pussy
>Use tinder pro
>Don't get any pussy
>Bitch about it on int
>His tinder picture is literally a pic this wojak is based on
imagine this type of thing happens in east asia on a weekly basis. ty fellas.
anyone have his tinder profile? or the photo.
>excuse my french
apology for belching out loud
In addition to these:
"To Jew" is a verb that means to be stingy overall or with something in particular.
"To Ivan something" - to steal.
"To sit like at a Turkish/Jewish sermon" means to be at some lecture or the like and not understand shit.
"A French doggy" is someone who's very picky about what he eats.
"To leave English-style" means to leave quietly, without announcing it
It's jury-rig, not jerry-rigg. Fucking hell.