I have $3000. How do I turn them into 1 million before my 21st birthday in 4 month

Extreme luck with high risk turbo warrants

Suck 997000 dicks for $1 each

>h-hey guys, my 21st birthday is soon, so uh im not a boomer, and here is my question, but also im not a boomer and am only 20!
nice try bub

Your baiting us into saying "buy chainlink" and "$1k eoy". Well it worked!
Buy chainlink! $1k eoy!

BitBay will bring you to 30K if you hold until December

impossible even if you go full nuts by stretching and selling cocaine. if you got nothing to lose do it. more profit in a preferably short time is not possible.

Buy coss tokens and use the volume bot that coinbene is using.

Vegas, play roulette. You just got to place all on red 9x, if it lands on red 9x in a row (pretty high probability actually) then you have yout 1 million plus a bit extra for taxes.

>op goes all in on red
>loses his 3k in 10 seconds
even bitmex has more mercy than the damn casino

this, but suck 1M dicks instead, and buy kneepads with the $3k

Buy an AMB Zeta node - that's 10,000 AMB

sure it is
start = 0.6BTC
all in long 100x at 5750 on bitmex close at 6300 = 5.15BTC
all in short 100x at 6300 close at 6100 = 18.15 BTC
all in long 100x at 6100 close at 6300 = 58 BTC

disclaimer don't actually try doing this

>be me
>watch it land on black 7x before playing
>all on red
>Hell yeah I'm about to double my money
>He spins the table
>Hell yeah about to get me some cheddar
>lands double Zero
TFW too poor to buy a gun to KMS

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Buy a shit load of knee pads and start sucking

maybe scalping any broker

ETC is being listed on coinbase. You're welcome

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You know, in this current market that is actually your best bet at the least for becoming wealthy.

Pray tell, what will a coinbase listing do when coinbase is shifting towards institutional monies and new money can't find its way through?

if he's trying to go to one million he may as well put it on roulette

Sell drugs.

Not kidding. $3k will get you a few lbs of decent cannabis. Flip it as quickly as you can, you should clear at least 70-80% profit.

Repeat every week.

Buy Chancoin, become a whale.......wait for the next btc rise and then all alts will rise. Finito.

>TFW when you ask "what will a coinbase listing do"

Have you been living under a fucking rock, grug?

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If you buy a pound of chronic for $3000 and sell quarters for $100 a piece you'll net $6400 a pound. Rinse and repeat 156.25 times and, boom, millionaire.

>selling weed
>not selling drugs that will bring you 300% profit

Not telling you which, check the markets dummy.

Not that easy man.

Weed is not gonna get you thrown in the slammer though, depending on where you live.

>Sell several dozen pounds of weed then launder the seven-figure sum of money without getting caught

All in NBRI.

If you liked the re-animator, I suggest this kino from 1988

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Buy constellation
18 million dollar marketcap

constellationlabs.io

Sell it on dream for monero.

Learn how to daytrade on HitBTC just from using a price scanner and buying hard dips on higher volume coins and whale dumps. Study charts and see that the only thing guaranteed is that fast dips bounce. Fuck around with small money for a month or two until you get the hang of it and then start stepping it up. Never go all in on a single trade, ever. If you get a good entry and it goes lower, buy more, not less. Sell early and take guaranteed profits. I made $1200 earlier on SUNC/ETH from a whale dump (happened 3 times just today). LMAO. Literally as I typed this I just got filled again. This is how you get rich from nothing in crypto, then you can move onto the bigger coins when you got a real stack.

> Bitmex 100x Leverage