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Think when it starts to snow here I'm going to just go out and lay down. Hopefully hypothermia gets me and I go in my sleep.

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looking forward to my takeaway pizza tomorrow

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Norton? He is a prod lad

that Mary queen of Scots film looks like the biggest load of shite I’ve ever seen.

Car is getting tested tomorrow and the check engine light came on a couple days ago. I'm fucked yes?

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hehehe, look at this Irishman doing a little jig,

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mr janitor tear down this thread

Its actually the westminster system that makes our lives shit

We have such erratic policy because of fptp

Go watch Smallville cretin

>takeaway
just make your own lmao

check engine light can mean literally thousands of things, including easy fixes

>car passing first go

Wouldnt happen anyway unless you're a billionaire driving a 2015+

youtube.com/watch?v=egifXw4voFc&ab_channel=ChickenConnoisseur

new shot review. The other guy is bipolar at the end but funny

texting toilbergette and flirting at nearly 11 on a friday night lmao

my VW passed many an MOT with the check engine light on

yeah but brussels isn't a real country tho
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

my 100k mile citroen passed its last MOT first try wahey

irish accent is quite sexy

Yes but I'm dumb and will never be able to fix it by tomorrow. Is having the check engine light an instant fail?

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going to listen to the new toro y moi album that came out today

Here come the Irish!!!

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*looks over your car*
*hits the tire with my jack a few times*
Hmm yeah that'll be a new set of read tires, probably a new break system and gear box.

this. it could even be a warning that the check engine light itself is not working.

so was wolfe tone

The engine is not part of the MOT. No you are not fucked. MOT is safety only like brakes and suspension and steering the engine could be on its last legs and pass

touche, parnell as well

Ok this is more encouraging

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is that like a mandatory inspection? wow. are you also a "do you have a loicense for that" country??

the check engine light might mean something, might mean nothing. you don’t know what’s wrong until you probe the engine.

the check engine light is a scam IMO. it’s car companies ways of getting people to take the car back to the dealer for expensive services when simple things happen that in many cases don’t even need fixing

she looks weird here

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you got a license to drive that car mate?

no. they check the car, not the light

yeah you have to get your car to pass a test that proves its roadworthy
its a fucking racket to be honest

engine failure light is an instant fail
either unplug it or fix it

Yes our government just looks at what the UK is doing. Copies that and slaps a new name on it.

Stay noided lids

youtu.be/DigtCrO77L8

what happens if the engine light comes on and you do nothing?

Are me being raided by Paddies?

Business idea: restrict immigration to attractive women.

No

my engine exploded during the test and still passed its MOT

I can't put my finger on it

Ribena?

The Gay Slayer, who set about achieving a New Year's resolution to become a serial killer by targeting patrons of a public house frequented by gay men. Ireland pretended to be homosexual in order to be taken to each of his victims' homes, where he took advantage of their desire for S&M activity to truss, torture and murder them, often then robbing them to cover his travelling expenses as he was unemployed. He was able to continue as police found initial difficulty in linking the killings to one perpetrator. Ireland was caught when he visited police to try and explain his sighting on closed-circuit television with his final victim, however his fingerprint was subsequently matched to one found at the man's flat. He confessed to the other murders while in custody and pleaded guilty to all charges in court. His original recommended tariff was never publicised. Ireland remained in prison for nearly 20 years and died behind bars on 21 February 2012 at the age of 57

This.

The safety thing fair enough but the emissions shit is definitely a scam

this film sounds like crap

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The IED I had planted on my Toyota Avensis detonated during the MOT and I still passed

youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY

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has anyone seen rorke? saw him on the ropes about an hour ago but he's gone now

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having his ropes MOT'd

i'm a solid 8.5/10
might make a tinder profile just to reject and friendzone thots

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Yeah. Most of the system is a scam to keep the car dealerships rich by forcing people to get newer cars.

Toyota's a sturdy brand

its like how you need 10 driving lessons before you can do the test

it depends on what’s caused it to come on. some cars turn them on for issues like them running slightly too rich, or whatever. In the old days this was so normal it wasn’t even considered a problem, but now manufacturers decided to have the only feedback from all of these sensors and computers around the engine channe through a single binary light. this is just to get goys to come back to the dealer to part with shekels as much as they can

youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
stay noided my dudes

Where's your surname from lads?

named.publicprofiler.org/

Fuckin hate this sort of music, not chill at all.

Charles Manson adlib is KINO

can you lads not drive about solo on L plates though?

It's 12 now

death grips fans are so cringe
maybe the worst fanbase of all time
unironically worse than queen and stuff

its not supposed to be lad its supposed to keep you fkin noided

bit cold lads

share breeding sacks

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It's quite funny when you say things like "consider suicide", or "kill yourself" to people on here and they just brush it off like it's just some daft crack.
Say it to people of Twitter or Reddit though, and they have emotional breakdowns and burst into tears.

This Timothy guy is too young to play the main character in Dune. i can't abide by this

No.

Not anymore

northern balochistan

This would be a blast if she had no shoes on. Sssssssniffffffffff

*snuggles you*

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They did away with that a while ago.

His ability to ramble is honestly unparalleled

yeah but technically you need a full licensed person in the car with you although a lot of gardai don't care. If theres a checkpoint you're fucked though

Everywhere

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GAMERS IFFY UH
CHAD GOT THE STIFFY UH

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toil looms

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my car is older than 1975 so they do the emissions test by sight

>is there shit loads of smoke coming out of the exhaust, let’s see
>ah yes there is some
>perfectly reasonable

pass every time

bolton
presumably

You reckon freezing to death is painless after a while

Who cares what they do. It's all just part of modern Hollywood's lack of innovation and sluggish nostalgia-milking.

Am 100% sure we will have a second referendum, I dont see any alternative and am a little bit surprised by how many people are not only against it but dont see it as the logical conclusion

This shit has me noided

youtu.be/00Sui9dUxCU

going to get up at lunch time tomorrow watch the lunch time kick off then listen to my teams match on the radio and then watch arsenal vs chelsea and then watch motd

required listen
youtube.com/watch?v=6TK9c-caEcw
will increase IQ by 10 points.