Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture...

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

UK is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the bongs as subhumans and wants british clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know UK as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find UK on the map and consistently mistook poland for either Ireland or Iceland.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
UK is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
UK was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes UK literally the shithole of europe.

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Calm down.

Dont bully Britain.

Brazil is a lot better, right?

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yes

REEEEEEEEEEEE! Leave OUR pasta alone.

Don't bully our eternal enemy please.

based

>tfw my Polish master is making me clean his toilet with my tongue again

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can't imagine having to live in a shithole as bad as brazil
sort yourself out

>brits give you the middle finger by leaving your ersatz EU
>still defend them
odd

yeah no i wouldn't expect a german to know what true camraderie is hehe
i forgive you

>ugly language
And yet you're speaking it lmao. Get cucked third worlder

So let's bully Nippon.

Can't you prove him wrong?

>also speaking English

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he should've said 'terrible accent', but I don't think so, Scottish is way worse.
at least yours it cool, mate

Th-thanks

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>Portuguese speaker calling any language ugly

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Nigga please.

>Ugly language
Most literature Nobel prizes of any language
>bad cuisine
UK has 132 michelin stars, 7th in the world
>very shitty people
?
>terrible politicians
Westminster system is among the most popular, longest lasting, and stable political systems in the world
>boring countryside
Subjective
>shitty culture
Globally dominant culture. For example your country treats the Brit sport of soccer like a religion
>hideous cities
Cities are the same as most in Europe
>shitty music
Best selling band of all time is British and 3 or 4 of the last 8 years have seen Brits sell the most albums worldwide
>cinema
Among the most globally popular and even Americans use British actors at a disproportionately high rate. Star Wars for example is like 70% Brits despite Americans outnumbering Brits by like 4 times
>pathetic army
Created the largest empire in human history and beat almost every major European power at some point on history
>neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry
Top 10 GDP in the world and major global economic centre
>nothing impressive ever came out of it
Literally the modern world
>Never won a war or start an empire
Now I know I'm being trolled but I'm too invested to turn back
>Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Invented 8 or 9 of the 10 most popular sports in the world
>sucks shit at finance and economics
Top 10 GDP in the world and major global economic centre
>Hitler literally see the bongs as subhumans
Exactly the opposite
>annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Fritz lost the blit
>Most people cant even find UK on the map
Most Americans maybe

Expected a French flag posting this t b h
still based though

we all know the OP is a braindead monkey, no need to entertain him by reciting facts known to everyone with a brain

Superpower by 2020

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este gordo de merda nem tem língua própria

t. brasileiro de férias

>soccer

no wonder you canadians are cucks

It's a pasta, original post was about poland

Not OP but why so butthurt Norway? There's a big norwegian community in Brazil. If it's so bad what are they doing living here?

Just tired of your flag shitting up the board.

Jane Goodall has spent much of the last 50 years living among chimpanzees

>Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
>Never won a war or start an empire
You wot.

No more than I am. Brazilian posters are trash tier.

i am exactly 1/15 british, could you please stop offending my countrymen?

uma delicia

you live in brazil

uk is based. pretty much the one solid foundation in europe since ww1 because the are on an island that no one has invaded since the viking age. everything else has had borders and wars going back and forth. IRA fucks it up but they never went abroad, did they?

Thank God. Imagine having a cuck as our leader, for instance.

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is the norway poster the same guy or

I don't even know who brazil's current leader is

Based. I agree on all points.

Latin Trump

No, 100347543 isn't me. Not the same guy

kek, it's just that f*rstoids take the bait too easily and this ends up inciting people and creating a very skewed version of this country online. No one is "shitting up the board" aside from a couple of hardcore larping southerners.

No need for so much hate my people, most brazilians you'll meet IRL will greet you a treat you extremely well, you should be more concerned about muhammad and jamal breeding your women instead of unironically hating us online

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Agreed. Also brazilians are some of the most polite and respectful people you can meet IRL.

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no one cares about your country or wants to visit it

if I get closer to your mom and say 'novinha, eu quero te ver contente.' you'd be calling me daddy immediately

Imagine disliking Brazil. Yikes, can't get more wrong than that.

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why are you even replying to me then? You've returned to this thread at least twice if you're the same "French" guy from before. Go on then, stop talking about Brazil if you don't give a shit about it

go on, go

Someone's angry x

...

i'm just telling you how it is
brazilians are ridiculously arrogant despite living in one of the shittiest countries in the world, and no one would discuss your country on Jow Forums if you weren't constantly chimping out like the monkeys you are
in fact I just looked it up in the archive and most threads about brazil are made by brazilians themselves, which is pathetic