When was the last time you had sex ?

Last weekend.

I'm not successful with women though, I go to an escort one a month, sometimes twice.

Last night

Late November 2018. Thanks Erasmus

Just out of curiosity, do you see the same one? How much is it?

Never.

Sometimes I will go back to one I like, but usually I prefer a bit of variety. $200-250 CAD per session.

That's a 1000 Shekels you absolute madman.
Is this Pamela Anderson or what?

>Pamela Anderson
>deserving 1000
PROXY!

3 days ago

North American hookers fancy enough to be called escorts are expensive

I can easily afford it, and it's much cheaper than dating or bar hookups, let alone an actual relationship. And yeah, the girls are quality, I don't pick up street whores.

Last night

2015
that was the best summer of my life

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I once literally had a perfectly fuckable 5/10 girl at a house party at my house in my bed telling me I was hot and how she didnt have a place to stay that night. I had no idea how to initiate anything passed idle conversation and she was obviously getting annoyed that I wasnt doing anything. We eventually just told each other highschool stories until she called a friend to pick her up. This was 3 years ago and I still regret it. I dont know how your supposed to learn these skills if you missed out on serious teenage relationships

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december. haven't hooked up since because I just compare every girl I meet to her but she's on the other side of the world rn ahaha fucking hell

wow natural selection's still going huh

A Jew having sex is like cockroaches fucking. It's just gross.

Jesus, that's a lot of money

Escorts deal with a lot of really weird stuff. If you go to a good one I bet she would coach you through this, no judgement. Look at is as an investment, and at the end you get laid.

Not if you have a real job.

No matter how much you're making, it's a shitload of money for something you can get for free

2017 with a 17 year old girl, I was 28 at the time..

Having a girlfriend costs more. With my last serious girlfriend I could easily spend more than that on dinner at a nice restaurant, and of course she never paid because I was the man and made more money. Even a hookup usually involves spending money at the bar, and it's never a sure thing.

There is a saying about hookers: You don't pay her for the sex, you pay her to leave.

>Having a girlfriend costs more.
Absolute bullshit
>I could easily spend more than that on dinner at a nice restaurant, and of course she never paid because I was the man and made more money. Even a hookup usually involves spending money at the bar, and it's never a sure thing.
Further evidence that you're being retarded with your money. Jesus Christ man, how can you be this oblivious to it
>There is a saying about hookers: You don't pay her for the sex, you pay her to leave.
And I'm asking, why pay at all

like 4 months ago it’s was with my friends ex-gf. i regret doing it she’s hot but a whore

because you are a rich retard, my gf costs me nothing lol, infact im better off because im with her

2008

So, now my virginity has been restored, right?

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2011. fuck i miss all the skin to skin contact and penetration. kissing while grabbing her ass

never, girls are icky, volcel gang where you at?

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Do you evah noticed you touching yourself with your hands? I mean not in sexual way but to remind yourself how human contact feels?

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It's not the same not even close. You can't touch yourself and feel anything special.

Closest thing I get to skin-to skin contact these days is my dog/cat coming up to me and rubbing/scratching/biting me

Today. My GF rode my cock when I got home. We're working on homesteading and permaculture. Undeveloped forest land here in Georgia is cheap, so we're doing well.

2009

>tfw biting her and then her showing me her marks the day after

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2007
I believe so.

Yesterday. I am not that rich, so I can afford sex only 2-3 days a week.
My last girl is kinda fun, pretty and veeeery very talkative and energetic.
Unfortunately she works for last week and then will turn into pimp. But she promised me to find for me girls according to my tastes.

>Late 2017
>Almost two fucking years, despite my Decent Looks

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Бacд

Does it give you a boner?

yesterday
would have done it today too but she's on her period, so tough luck

mate, don't beat yourself up
I have heaps of stupid memories like that, just no fucking clue what a girl is trying to say to me

but it doesn't matter!! that's how you learn

get back out there, get in shape, improve yourself

Idk, months ago. Wife's a bitch. Fapping is wonderful though, and weed is now legal so my nuts practically make me black out.

Ain't so bad, silver linings y'know. Gotta look for 'em.

I'm close to my 2 year of being sexless anniversary

JUST

That shit's gonna change this year I'm sure

Last July when I took a trip to Japan

I'm going in June
Is there seriously an area of Tokyo where local girls go to look for remotely Handsome guys to Fuck them?
How easy is it if you know some Japanese and aren't ugly?

>2013
My brother. Only time ive ever had sex too.

kotchan.org/chat/int

I met a few girls online before I went and set up dates with them beforehand, so I have no clue how to pick them up in real life.

Maybe just try Tinder or some language learning app and ask if anyone wants to practice language exchange over coffee or something. A lot of those girls are just using it as a pretext to hook up with westerners.

Same

>when was the last time you had sex?
Segmentation fault(core dumped)

yesterday (Friday) evening with my gf like a normal person

nah i dont like my pets that way.

this. biting her nipples i like

Yea
I'll probably use Tinder
Already using Duolingo for 日本語
Had a 96 Day streak there.

I don't like my pets that way either, but when my cat is purring on my lap I cant help but get a bit stiff, it just happens

In a previous life (assuming I had one).