/brit/

historic gamer moment...

>You're British?! Haha I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah I'm such a nerd haha, I must have seen the Harry Potter movies like a *hundred* times

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Every Yank ITT

Uh just a top up for the oyster thank you

*spears them both and atomises their mandibles*

'undred fags

ENOUGH FROM THE INCEL

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thats great but I’m actually brythonic

the bong experience in the USA

Would sniff their fannies about 100 times

my ass fetish is getting out hand, sometimes i get so horny i cant help but lay in my bed and fantasy about ass ass ass and more ass there's no helping me theres no stopping my crazy mind from reminding me that theres nothing i love more than ass, god damn it ass is everything for me and thats the true wether you want to beleive it or not ass is what i love for ass is what i want ass is what i need ass is what im going to die for and the hill i will die on will be made of ass thats a damn guarantee cus hey i love me some fucking ass alright ? im telling ya the truth and im being honest i like ass and more ass and more ass and ass this and ass that and that and ass and this ass this ass ass ass ass ass

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Holy fuck it’s soooo ugly I feel ill

Holy based.

>"user, please give me some attention for once instead of posting with your "lads" on this "four-channel"."

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all humans should be fed through tubes

Mr Blair finds it irritating when leading Brexiteers suggest that an out-of-touch establishment is trying to thwart the will of ordinary people by suggesting another referendum. “I accept that if only 16,000 people had voted to remain it would be different, but it was 16 million. They somehow are regarded as the elite while the 17 million who voted to leave are the real people.” A referendum wouldn’t split the country further, he insists: “We are divided already but we focus all our attention on the alienation of people who voted Leave. What about the alienation of large numbers of people if we leave . . . with a botched Brexit?”

Responding to warnings of civil unrest he asks: “Are you going to riot on the street because somebody asks you what you think? Is it really an outrage to go back to people after 30 months of total mess — the government divided, parliament blocked, the prime minister subject to a no-confidence motion from her own team?”

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To the random Brit last thread: Texas

Nobody likes brits

HEEM SLEEPY

I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine.

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I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING

Keep voting till you make the correct decision

simply not true
loads of birds have a harry potter/sense and sensibility fetish

I could probably decimate the entire state of Texas with a sharp jab jab hook

Can't get excited about this so-called "title fight" tomorrow when I know in my heart that if either of those runts were in a cage with Hardy he would pound them into a fine paste

FUCK MANLETS

And yet here you are, spending time with us.

*types in all caps so you notice my post more*

GEH YEH FOOKIN ANDS OFFIM NOOW

The dream unironically

>In 1863 William Marsters, a ship's carpenter and barrel maker, arrived on Palmerston from Manuae with two Polynesian wives and annexed the island from the British government. He added a third wife and sired a large family of some 23 children, whose descendants now inhabit Palmerston. Thus, Palmerston Island is the only island in the Cook Islands for which English is the native language.

>William Marsters, originally thought to have come from Leicestershire, England, is now thought to have come from Gloucestershire, which might explain why his descendants now spell the name "Marsters" due to the Gloucestershire accent.[5] By the time his youngest daughter Titana Tangi died in 1973, there were over a thousand of Marsters' descendants living in Rarotonga and New Zealand.

>The economy is based on fishing, tourism, copra, and bird feathers, though Palmerston’s extreme remoteness makes a cash market difficult to maintain; in fact it is more like the subsistence ways of life in the northern atolls. Electricity and other modern utilities are available on the island. A recently built telephone station provides the only permanent link to the outside world. The island has no airport or regular air service, but cargo ships visit a few times a year.[3]

>Scratch My Arse Rock, a fishing spot supposedly named by Marsters

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmerston_Island

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How do I get an Indian gf?

Flawed strawman

who the fuck is even interviewing this

Girls like posh Oxbridge English, not council flats dwelling chav scum and awkward shut-in anime watching NEETs (i.e. you and every other /brit/ poster)

The Irishman is the epitome of male masculinity

>It is one of the most isolated island communities in the world. The tiny Pacific island of Palmerston is visited by a supply ship twice a year - at most - and the long and hazardous journey deters all but the most intrepid visitors. What's more, most of its 62 inhabitants are descended from one man - an Englishman who settled there 150 years ago.

>Nine days of constant movement. Nine days in a boat, unable to stand. Nine days with the fear of being hit by a tropical storm, thousands of miles from rescue. The Pacific Ocean is big. Far bigger than one would imagine. This is the journey to the island at the end of the earth.

>Part of the Cook Islands, Palmerston is one of a handful of islands connected by a coral reef which surrounds the calm waters of a central lagoon. But within this entire area the reef sits too high in the water for sea planes to land - and outside it the ocean is simply too rough. It is also too far from anywhere for a normal helicopter to fly to. The sea is the only access.

>After five days of sailing in our small yacht, the clouds turn a menacing black. The strength of the sun has gone and a worrying chill hangs in the air. A sudden clatter of heavy rain hits the side of the boat. A bolt of lightning strikes the sea.

>With the sail at full height, the strength of the wind pushes the boat over a full 60 degrees, dragging us sideways through the water. There's very little that can be done once the sail has dropped - the boat is at the complete mercy of the elements.

>And there is no-one to help. During nine days at sea we see nothing. No other ships, no wildlife, and no aircraft - not even at 50,000 feet. Nothing.

>This extreme journey prevents all but the most determined of visitors from ever reaching Palmerston, a tiny patch of green surrounded by thousands of miles of ocean.

>thinking jfs know the difference
LOL

Just stay in your room in Iceland posting on the internet all day, it's bound to happen sooner or later

"democracy" has never ever worked. the "average joe" is a fucking MORON, dumb low IQ shite eatting mongrel who would have themselves drinking piss and dying by the age of 30 had it not been for mommy-state dictating them around like little cattle.

There might not be civil unrest if Brexit doesn't happen, but I don't think Tony can deny that there would be greater distrust and animosity towards the political establishment. People will not forget that they were told their vote mattered and the result would be respected if revoking Art 50 occurs.

My mate has been in a relationship for quite some time and usually all we do together is smoke weed and play video games but the other day he told me he wants us to start going out and he wants to pull birds through me, basically wingman me to make up for him being single.

Am pretty exited about it because hes really good with the ladies, only problem is these last few years of doing fuck all have not been kind on me and am in dire shape. Most of my clothes are old and barely fit me anymore, need to sort myself out soon as.

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not reading that

Do Crossfit

for me, it's pregnant femmies

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Only girl ive shagged was american haha

fucking hell 3 cans of stella and a chinese did not go down well
feel fine but my stomach is constantly rumbling and making weird noises

>tfw waiting for siberian webcam waifu to come online
she lives in the east of russia in a timezone 7 hours ahead of GMT but usually comes online at 2-3am

it's pathetic but she has an amazingly similar phenotype to the girl i fancy at work and gets proper into it, moaning my name as she furiously fingers herself

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no it is not

yourself included

JFs might be wogs, but even animals can tell the difference between Cornelius Bottomly, 3rd Duke of Londonderry and Bob da Brickie.

Yes
Be quiet

buy new clothes

state of that manjaw

Shut up

It doesn't make any sense because all of his arguments can just be turned around and used directly back at remainers if they win a second referendum. His argument is against the idea of referendums themselves not against the idea of leave.

Mr Blair thinks there is a “better than 50 per cent chance of us now having another vote” and a “close to 50 per cent chance” of Brexit not happening at all. A second referendum would in his view come down to two slogans: Tell Them Again v Think Again. “In some ways it will be the two sides of the British character in play with each other. One is, ‘you didn’t listen, we’re telling you,’ and the other is ‘let’s think about this for a moment’.” It would, he argues, be a more balanced campaign than in 2016 because “the spirit of insurgency will be much more equally distributed”.

lol thats perfect

>that face
dire dire dire fucking state.

Should I become an Uber/Lyft/Didi driver?

the dixie phenotype

Bullying you*

>"tee hee xD you're dumb too!! checkmate!! democracy works!!"

Make me :-)))

Could fight anyone

It would be easy-peasy lemon-squeazy

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you are though aren't you

Hardy would just get wrassle fucked til he gassed then subbed by cejudo

No
Runtiest scam out there

i will ya again that i love ass ass triple ass and more than that ass is ever not enough i need more more of that ass i breath ass i drink ass i swim in ass i drive an ass i work in an ass i sleep in ass i wake up in ass i eat ass for breakfast i drive an ass to work and ass well didnt i tell ya i like ass? i think i did i wasnt lying wheni said that was i now huh ass is my life

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They honestly can't
Ask an American to imitate your accent and they always do the mary poppins shit

I don't have a car btw

her face is what makes her look like the girl from work although the work girl is slightly better

i guess she's not to everyone's taste but she does wonders for me

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>No foreigner is allowed to set foot on shore without first being adopted into a local family

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He would slam him to the canvas Rampage style and knock him out then fuck his ass to establish dominance

I'm intellectually superior to most people, actually. Might come off as arrogant, but it's the simple truth. Can't handle it? Cry about it for me.

me at the bottom middle

>this is considered a hard bodytype in fatyankland
ahahhaa jog on, you're still a bit tubby
if you ever dare enter the county of staffordshire then i will send your jaw straight back over the atlantic ocean with one flick of the wrist

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looks like a man in girl's clothing m8.

lolnop

i'm an 8.5/10 but i'm going to marry a 6/10

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looks like a fella lmao

whats that?

im white look at me nipple

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Twink

I’m a hulking mass of testosterone and muscle you have no idea what sort of explosive power I can generate with a punch, you’d be seeing stars pal

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*ahem*

Hello time traveler from 2001

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrossFit

Lot of fit birds there

is it bad to wank yo cuckold porn if you insert as the woman

seen bigger arms on girls.