My biggest dream is to lick a pussy

are you implying that having sex with a woman is gay? that is literally the opposite of what gay is! you are a dummy.

I really dislike licking vagina, it least a nasty taste in your mouth, especially if she's eaten something like yoghurt in my experience.
Yes but that's fine, you do you.

Eating pussy is gay because dicks entered it

based and redpilled

vegetarian women actually do have better tasting pussies

I just want to hold a girl's hand or hear a girl call my name

Kissing is gay because dicks entered it

>ever fucking nonvirgins
enjoy your diseases

Bet

I had a chinese gf once. When I licked her pussy it tasted like iron. Like I licked a metal bar or a screw. Really disliked that taste, nothing erotic about it at all.

I just wished for a more "human sexual fluids" taste, like the taste of my cum (sometimes I eat it if I forgot to bring toilet paper and I'm too lazy to get up).

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asslicking is objectively better

only my own dick and kissing my own dick wouldn't be gay because that's just masturbation.

I'd like to eat ass too

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Jesus

he's right you fucking faggot

get a life you useless virgin

what are you, a faggot? only fags lick pussy

unironically licked a pussy yesterday evening (no joke)

imagine sticking your finger in it

only when unwashed, if she douses out before it's more like kissing a girl on the mouth.

Pic related

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Imagine sticking your dick in it

My worst experience was licking a vegan girl's pussy but I have no idea what she must have eaten to make it taste so horrendous.

Put your finger between your sweat buttcheeks and lick your arm and you will know what is the small and taste. No amount of soap and perfume can disguise the skin taste.

She was in her period.

My biggest dream is a nuclear missile attack on r*ssia.

i imagine vegans are more prone to believing that it's self-regulating and all that
you were tasting a pussy that hadn't been washed in months

mine too
weird

ohh shit, i need her info now

the thing is i can't seem to meet a girl i'd want to ask out. they're all boring, ugly, or too mature for my stunted ass.

OK, and now realise that they all think the same about you

Imagine sniffing your finger after

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Do you want to live in the Metro 2033?

OP you are gay

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>you dont actually want one

not really relevant when men are the initiators

im not an incel but I would lick your french PUSSY

a sign of being a SUPERIOR LIFEFORM is to know that it's more fun to give love than to receive it

i want a cool gf not some rando i have to pretend to like

if anything it makes you a dom

>love fantasy
You watched too many disney movies. Some people never actually experience love. They simply decide that living alone is boring or lonely and then they pretend for a while that they "love" somebody.

And who knows, maybe in time you actually develop connection with her. Or you realize the shit isnt worth the effort and move on.

fuck man i need some reason to keep banging my head against the wall

jonathan pls

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What a White Goddess...!

Make sure she showers first. It's really not that great, get over it man

Nice try, Brazil-fag.
We all know you love trannies. Plus, Chinese? No one would go to your shithole of a country, except Arabs/Muslims.

instagram.com/diokonigsreuter/

Imagine the taste....

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ead da busy

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Brazil is filled with your kind, Chinese subhuman. Not as many as Canada but still....

unreal

>posting a punic-arab traitor pleb
>making shit up about manliness of sex acts
pathetic

lemme guess you're that hungypsian retard. nice pic at least

>instagram.com/diokonigsreuter/
GOD I WANT TO DONATE TO HER PATREON SO BADLY BROS

We have plenty of them. They steal birds from lakes.

>licking a prostitute's minge
kc tier

eating pussy makes you gay
t. ancient roman

Could you tell me where the KC diaspora is concentrated right now?

That's pretty hot and a very nice dream. I hope you accomplish it one day.

No, you'd only be a sub if you wanted her to force you down and sit on your face or something.

Good bye, Justine Trudeau.
Hopefully, you'll end up dead on the streets like your other R-Neck brothers.

It's a proud Bernd tradition that would do well to spread to anons here.

Thank you, brother.
I'll pray to Allah, that you receive many virgins in your lifetime.

Reminder: Please protect and care for all White Women, Jow Forums.

being a sub sounds fun

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Eh, your just mad you don't get wholesome meals like us North Americans.
Enjoy your shit on a stick, third-world Portuguese.

dicks are gay

For the people saying there's a metallic taste: you were doing it too close to her period. In the middle of the cycle, assuming she's clean, I think it's downright delicious.

Or if you have to do it, worst case scenario, just stick to licking on the clitoris, that never tastes like much.

I don't know. I've just been posting here since it went down and haven't bothered with any of the new offshoots of it that have popped up.

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what the fuck am i reading? imagine typing all that shit pulled of some incel's ass. imagine taking a screenshot of it.

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Man how I miss chatting with post-Soviet lads and sore Poles.

Seems like either here or kohlchan.

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Thanks, would you happen to have the one with the Turkish (I think?) guy who fell in love with some hooker by eating her minge?

i didn't realise i had so many of these saved when i started posting

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gay friend or gay boy friend?

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Not sure, I'll keep posting what I have and maybe it will come up. I still have a few more.

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Bernd. We will rise again.

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Real man don't lick pussy, its a sign of weakness and it can taste like piss if you are unlucky

"Eyo die einzige Frau die ich je geleckt hab, war auf na Briefmarke"

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This is my last one, I think. If it wasn't among the ones I posted so far then I probably don't have the one you're looking for. Sorry.

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I certainly hope so.

This was my favorite, thanks again for the dump.

And to think I deleted all my KC screenshots.

based sol invictus

I don't care about licking pussy or getting head or even having sex, but fingering pussies is literally heaven.

You're the only person I've ever seen say that, why? The strange thing is I enjoy it but don't like seeing it, the image of finger(s) in a vagina is unattractive to me.