/cum/
I love dating girls I’d like to keep doing it
We painted pottery together
Scientism brainlets can't into different ways of describing our fundamental reality.
>body describes our physical form
>soul describes our unconscious animal impulses (i.e. emotions)
>spirit describes our conscious psyche/mind (i.e. reason/rationality)
Big fan of catboys
I literally can't even
bit gay
>boys
YIKES and pedoshitpilled
Big fan of catMEN, myself.
What is up with catboy/catgirl fags? Do you guys secretly want to fuck your cat?
B&R
a saved the gif for a meme a few months back, only cat i got saved
>be Mexitard
>try to steal gas from a busted pipeline
>explodes and kills 20 huachicoleros
been noticing that I tend to favor the right side of my mouth while chewing food. I've been trying to alternate more often.
>grimmjow
okay, this thread started epic
Did you just /cum/ in the shower haha
I'm fairly convinced and I speak for everyone here present that the Mexican is just pretending to have a mental illness to get replies from us because he is lonely.
This is an objective truth and cannot be argued against.
You are now Blinking
You are now Breathing
You are resting on your hand
You are biting your lip
Your battery is low
>catfags
>anime
I KID you not, but in jr high a kid swore up and down that he had fucked his cat and "my parents thought the cat was walking funny lmao"
And to this day its not possible right? He was kidding us right? No way can a penis fit in a cat right? But why would someone lie about that? It scares me.
am not, and will not do any of these
>government goes on a crusade against pipelines causing major gas shortages in over a dozen states
>one explodes
really makes you think
Every time I see a mexican poster saying gay shit on this board I automatically assume its ale
Bleach is a garbage manga but no doubt that Grimmjow is the hottest male of the Big 3
He probably did it, people do some pretty fucked up shit. A few years ago a young guy in my city lost it and fucked his cat to death in his driveway, and his parents called the police on him.
>anime
i dont agree with you but honestly? based
I've figured this as well. also at times the "old lady" is a fat lonely incel larping
Who do you think is hottest male of Big 3? Only competition I know of is Trafalgar.
What happened to risk threads
there's at least two other gay Mexicans who post in this thread occassionaly. maybe even four total including david
I saw our boomer posting in a /vg/ thread
> at times the "old lady" is a fat lonely incel larping
I'm the only post-30 (NOT old) woman on Jow Forums that I know of and I am not fat, incel OR lonely. So there must be 2 of us I guess.
Do you know the 30 year old who buys people video games?
tits & timestamp
Music? For me, it's gay parodies of zoomer music
i dont agree in that bleach is garbage
grimmjow is certainly made for sex
the amount of autistic posters this general has seen from the chicago area makes be believe anything
owo post cunt
Do you have a skin care routine?
I really want legal guns
I yearn for a Chicago that I have never known.
I think she expected me to kiss her but I didn’t
Just be clean, eat well, stay active, and your skin will take care of itself.
What's the point when you can just get and own an illegal gun without consequence
if you're unsure of something just tease her about it desu, be playful and spontaneous
let's say you're dropping her off
>you're not gonna give me my kiss?
>if she's nervous or excited or plays along chances are you got it
>if she turns you down then play it off in a fun and innocent manner
just be yourself honestly
Why did you bother replying
suddenly a diarrhea smell appears
cunt
Why do you bother posting?
rude
I was myself and had fun talking to her but I’m also nervous so when I was myself I didnt kiss her
She ended up kissing me though so it’s fine
Nope I don't, there really must be 2 of us.
FIRST of all, this is a blueboard
SECOND, I am married
THIRD, its inappropriate and sexual harassment.
I'll post a timestamp though if you want
Bleach being a failure of a manga isn't in doubt, but nobody can deny that Kubo could draw a good looking guy when he wanted to. A much better looking guy than Kishimoto or Oda.
Because I was curious about it and wanted to see of I got interesting replies
>I'll post a timestamp though if you want
TITS OR GTFO
*if
>im talking to a female
want to drink but ill miss my job interview monday...ugh hate wageslaving and im not even a wageslave
I just use moisturizer and it seems to keep my skin okay. Used to use a cera ve knockoff now I use a eucerin knockoff which I do NOT recommend but either way seems to keep skin fine.
Back in the day (mid 00s?) I used TONER which is like splashing alcohol on your face holy shit what a meme that was.
this is 100% true
to make it even more believable i sometimes cut myself or throw up, i am very into character
imagine the smell
its friday
My mom uses that
its a line from the novel im writing
>not going on an uncontrollable week-long bender every time you have one drink
>to make it even more believable i sometimes cut myself or throw up, i am very into character
in awe of the dedication of this lad
i cut my balls again the other night
cummed to pics of my crush
this desu
also the withdrawals from drinking even one night
here's some inspiration
alchies don't know when to stop, he's talking about a whole weekend binge
i hope you can get your drinking in control bro. i still drink a lot but ive calmed down some and life is much nicer not drinking all day long
Wtf? M-my man says I smell good.......
And she's smart because it works fine. If you are still a teenager log off 4channel. If you are an adult, all you really need is moisturizer and maybe sunscreen if you are fair skinned.
>also the withdrawals from drinking even one night
Wtf?? Sounds like you should stop drinking altogether. Have you told a doctor about that?
good post
*picks at the spot where my ballsack and leg meets*
*sniffs finger*
*rubs fingers together and flicks away residue*
one of these days I'll start writing porn package it as a game and make millions on patreon
go fuck yourself
you heard me right
dont you have somewhere to be at seven thirthy?
I'm such a fucking loser for living alone with no gf.
me too desu
no what's he going to do? tell me to stop? no shit doctor got any other nuggets of wisdom?
Bros I had a FOUR HOUR conversation with a girl and I didn’t stutter once
She even laughed at my jokes
if you want more all's you have to do is ask, jesus.
dont believe you
just b yourself
imagine reading this unironically
>dont you have somewhere to be at seven thirthy?
ok Mike Tyson haha
Imagine cheating unironically
swear to god it'd be the dream job. a lot of the stuff you find online is utter dog shit. I need to find where the premo stuff is at and see what sort of competition/prices are out there
I’ll post the stuff we painted during our second date when we go pick it up
For the love of God somebody PLEASE post B.E. Yourself
I drank a beer once and I've sworn off alcohol ever since. Same with drugs, I once took a puff of the Devils lettuce and said "no thanks drugs aren't for me" and I've never looked backed since. I'm proud to say I'm straight edge, and will always be straight edge. It's nice being addicted to high of life