think knitting used to be in the olympics
/brit/
Cameron Harris
Zachary Anderson
I've only had a couple of "sex" dreams in my life and every time I wake up before actually sticking my dick in. That moment when you realize it was all just a dream is so painful that it obliterates the otherwise pleasant memory of the dream itself imo.
Jonathan Jackson
Christopher Butler
Saw a wog while dropping a big log, how? I looked down in the bog
Jeremiah Butler
I'm out of ideas then
Maybe stop wearing shoos?
That way you'll walk like our primal ancestors
John Richardson
when I was at the icing gym and doing the bit where the coach holds the pads up and directs you to do different combos the coach tried to motivate me by saying to imagine I just found a black man in bed with my mum
bit awkward to be honest
Jayden Thompson
I vomited copiously in last night's dream. I woke up to a dry bed. It seems that vomiting isn't the same as pissing in a dream
Josiah Brooks
Think it's just from how strenuous it was. Could feel them starting to hurt mid walk. Might crawl on my hands and knees next time
Christopher Robinson
boxing gym autocorrect you twat I blatantly said boxing gym
Luke Evans
Dreamt I was eating Cream Eggs. Woke up this morn. Pillow & beard covered in chocolate & cream thingymebob.