I can't hang my washing out even though it's 40°C (104F) because my yard is swarmed with bees and wasps using my pool and my seat buckle actually branded me like a useless cow and the roads are melting and I'm severely sunburnt
Such is life on the Australia
White man never should have come here
Haha
suck a dick faggot it's cloudy where i'm at
>I suffer with 0.939 HDI
Doesn't Tasmania basically have New Zealand's climate
Why doesn't everyone move there
Well because it's full of Tasmanians
Too inbred. Also you will forget how to make a fire if you live there too long.
>i suffer in first world countries
tasmania has the highest % of convict ancestry, and it's where all of the violent ones got sent, i'd rather not
>I suffer in the European cultural and genetic enclave of Uruguay
>be australian
>build a pool for all the local wasps to chill at
...
That's NOT what it was built for! I'm considering declaring war on them.
but wasps built this country. i'd rather wasps chill at the pool than abos or chinks
My college lecturer said that life in Australia is slow that even flies move very slow
Is that true?
Yeah but if everyone moves there they will be diluted
Tasmania doesn't exist.
>tfw 0.932 third worlder
32 degrees and 20% humidity
comfortable
I don't know, can you catch them pretty easily there like you can here?
-17°C outside right now. Quite comfy.
>apply sunscreen
>get AC
>is swarmed with bees and wasps
Yeah no fuck off. Thank god I live in a 2600m altitude fucking mountain where it's temperte all year round and don't need to deal with this bullcrap
Nah
They're fuckin fast here
Why is Australia so hot? Here it’s fairly even and comfortable all the time
depends on the fly, some of them dart around and have you spinning in circles trying to locate them