*blocks your path*
"California Highway Patrol! Show me your hands, you are under arrest!"
wat do?
*blocks your path*
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*put my hand u-
*get shot*
*dead*
Thanks burgerland.
Put my hands up, duh.
they look like they're 5'8 even in boots lmao
no wonder they're always so scared
Are all californian police that hot
Hey off-
SHOW YOUR HANDS AND DRAG YOURSELF TO ME IN A FETAL POSITION WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS, YOUR FEET, OR YOUR FACE AND DON'T MAKE A MOVE OR I'LL SHOT REPEATEDLY UNTIL YOU'RE PACIFIED
offer my bp
Do this
>American police
>gun in my face
Follow their orders and think back over my generally miserable existence while waiting to be shot multiple times.
Piss off.
where the fuck are the actual lewds hoylshit
on your knees, foreigner
This is /lgbt/, sweaty
come and get them
Memes aside American police are cool with tourists
I call the Sheriff.
The Sheriff's waiting for a bootshine
I raise my hands up, stay silent and wait for further instructions
I hate faggots
Reach for my wallet in my jacket's inner pocket
The only way I would ever be found on mutt soil is if a plane I was on crashed over fatistan. So to answer your question, stop larping as american faggots, this is Canada.
You are already on mutt soil
I would like to be arrested by two black muscular policemen from Miami with naked torso
Best movie of my childhood. They are making Bad Boys For Life movie now, it is going to be released in 2020. Can't wait.