How do I be a man?

how do I be a man?

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Grow a penis.

Learn Haskell

Paint your body with woad

stop fapping to drawn chinese children

Install Gentoo

You don't have the genes for it.

Become successful instead.

NixOS

How to be a MAN, not a boy

Boys install Arch.

You do

A baby installs Arch. A boy installs NixOS. A man, a real man, installs Gentoo. This is how it has been in our tribe for generations and this is what you shall do, young warrior.

If you have a dick you're a dude, that's it

Well, what about OpenBSD then?

You are what you eat.

by not watching porn/filth, thinking filth and all forms of crudeness

by not associating yourself with liars, fornicatirs, drunkards, slanderers

humbling yourself and killing yourself in the world and taking up your own cross everyday

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dont get involved a faggotry programming
dont get a fagjob called software engineer

Banishment

what about women with cute penises?

It's not funny and never was, just fuck off.

>funny
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