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normoid simulator edition

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First for pie.

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*braps aloud*

finna do an ol' 'cide

anti capitalism is a right wing position and always has been

got a sore willy tip

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was going to vote labor next election but found out one of their positions is to become a republic
just going to draw a willy instead

peng

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any poofta want to see my arse, its quite nice

had 30 plates of sushi at the sushi train place down the mall today
was mental actually sometimes don't know my own limits

first two are markedly worse than the third

third (furthest girl) is just posing for a summer holiday snap; other two have said 'take a pic of me looking pensive, and make it look candid'

eating a banana with absolutely no sexual subtext or innuendo whatsoever underlying the consumption thereof

you're out of order, thailad

got caught trying to steal flap jacks at the store again
store manager knows me mum so he beat me up but let me go with a warning

Do you not realise that westminster has made life in the UK worse and worse? housing crisis? homeless people everwhere? trains that don't arrive? falling wages? no control on immigrants even the ones we are allowed to have control over? wasting windfall gains from oil? the iraq war?

do you not see how fucking inept our government is? its not even fully elected and those parts which are full of privately educated poshos who hate the majority of people in this country. also with our retarded fptp system most people's vote does not even matter, and hence most MPs don't even do their jobs because they are guaranteed to their job anyway? i don't know how someone could think being ruled over under our indigenous system of government is a good thing when the reality is that our life has become worse and worse under it.

>but now we have the power to change it
like how the Alternative vote was voted down? or like how tories and labour win every election? or like how a building full of remainers is trying to appease a population of leavers (ironically enugh)

monarchism in the 21st century is literally the most contrarian political position one can have

weeb freak

sceptical of the quality of ingredients here ngl

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roasties (and their tyres) BTFO

nowt wrong with it

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Brit is *thiiiisssss* shit

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blogposting sadacts

oi come on think of all you've got to live for
life has it's ups and downs so just take it one day at a time

im an unironic monarchist

im not monarchist im status quo

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UAV AIRBORNE

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Ya gravy is see through mate.
Sort your life out

ate a big omlette, did a huge poo after and now going to wank to some bimbo lezzers

>gopro to take a shot
christ

this isn't really an argument for staying in the eu though
we have less power to change what the eu imposes than westminster
the answer to bad government is less government, not more

shut up you utter fool

Comfy stream for the lads.

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ah yes the radcen experience

Wahey

no one asked for this but im desperate for (you)s

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might play the bongos

Yeah nah cunt, ya life needs revising

>100361311
You

dinner... has been served

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wtf bender

convinced that everyone on /brit/ wants me dead and you're all plotting against me

@100361311
nice thanks

also don't want to end up with a fucking leaf 2bh

I'll revise your fucking jaw to timbuktu dickhead

gonna eat a pastry

ironically the EU is more democratic than the UK system of government. and also the EU doesn't really rule on anything major like housing supply, things which affect wages, government expenditure - especialyl not for the UK which was not in the Eurozone.

also the EU meant you could escape bad decisions this government made to enjoy good ones other governments made.

I'm not a eurocrat, i just think its the lesser of two evils and the UK had literally the best deal in the EU and we fucked it over so that david cameron could solidify his rule - does that not show you how shit the Westminster system is? 8% hit to gdp growth just because a man wanted to be primeminster longer?

21st century schizoid man

reckon a giant would consider that a normal meal, not a feast
it's a feast for a normal person, sure, but not a giant

alri

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>$39.95
absolute unit

oooh no no no no what have you done ahahahhahaahhaha

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from greggs?

morning lads

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You better be splitting it with like 4 mates if you don't wanna overspend on your dinner.

going for a walk and then shall commence unitoil work
demonstrating (once again) that unitoilers have it far harder

KFC is the only international fast food chain that operates in Malawi, and there’s only two of them in the whole country

hahahah who remembers this feel???

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god i love chebs when they're contained in clothes so you can't see any flaws

no, from gräggs

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dont care

might sniff a bin

it's pronounced gråg

dont care that you dont care

might go on reddit and threaten women and minorities with violence again

looks gay and shit

how are you at unitoil it doesn't go back till late february

hope it's shite

it's gay but it tastes good

More like karonga fried chicken amirite?

niggers sure love kfc

No idea why Dunhill cigarettes are the most expensive in the UK while often being the biggest brand in a lot of poor countries

women and minorities are just two sides of the same coin

What's the score on the new KFC chips then?

sucked off 4 lads and fucked 2 but i've never kissed one

pretty nippy out, purchase this?

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theyre alri

fuck lads they deleted r/soccerstreams
this is a sad day

then youre not gay just curious

Thought Marlborough were the most expensive here desu

would rather exchange the chips in any kfc meal for a couple of extra spicy wings tbqhwy

they're fucking shite

the incel look

sucking a fucking black man lads

The meme’s true
South Africa has fucking tonnes of different fried chicken chains (including PopEye’s, which I’ve never seen outside of the States) and KFC was the only fast food chain that operated there during the apartheid

Why aren't there more female engineers?

Going for the roadman look?

patrician

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>the EU doesn't really rule on anything major like housing supply, things which affect wages
free movement of people affects both of those
imposing "refugee" quotas affects both of those
yes, westminster fucked our shit with mass immigration all by itself, but the eu will always encourage more, and threaten sanctions for those who don't comply (eg hungary), giving pro-immigration parties an excuse to continue the mass immigration policy
for many, the eu referendum was their one single chance to be heard on the issue of mass immigration without being screamed down, demonised, fired, "deplatformed," even physically attacked by antifa
one look at the migration disaster on the continent, and what that would mean for any country sharing open borders with the schengen area, decided which way those people would vote
it will be easier to make westminster reduce immigration if westminster is in charge of that policy

howl whenever pirates make excuses and say they aren't breaking the law
you're no better than serial killers or war criminals you little runtoid

the average IQ of women is 45
make of that what you will

God British accents are so sexy. "Sucked off 4 lads" it's like music. So exotic omg.

i firgit drunk me got a cheeky chinese coming home so there's nice leftovers in the fridge waiting

went back last week
im postgrad

why do girls do better than boys in school?

meet me outside figure of 8 in broad street in 10 minutes and i'll lick your jaw off

just wear a rain jacket with layers of fleece and/or wool
why do people wear this ridiculous paki shite

racism

they're smarter and they work harder
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