Brazil:

Brazil:
>comfy towns
>warm climate and beautiful nature
>strong and fair dictator is emerging
>actually have legitimately white people from Germany and North Italy
>rich people and culture

Help me to immigrate to Brazil anons.

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Get a tourist visa, get in, never leave.

Russia:
>Comfy commieblocks
>Cold climate and beautiful nature
>strong and fair dictator has already settled
>actually have legitimately white people from Germany and Sweden
>rich culture

Help me to immigrate to Russia anons.

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>comfy towns
nigga where

>warm climate and beautiful nature
i hate it i sweat a lot

>strong and fair dictator is emerging
hang yourself

>actually have legitimately white people from Germany and North Italy
gas yourself

>rich people and culture
nope

we can marry so you gain permanent residence

Yes, but will you cuddle? :3

We don’t need a visa to enter Brazil.
Cringe. Also we don’t have people from Sweden. Only germ*Ns
Are you a cute girl??

>Help me to immigrate to Brazil anons.

You don't need help to, there is a reason for us being the number one route for criminals fleeing there countries.
First of all, we don't have strict immigration policies.
This country is the "personification" of immigration, from our history to the we take in the modern world, until now at least, I don't ask me what will happen I also do not know. BTW we have Jews and Muslims living next door to each other and somehow this country don't have any terrorism BS.
Brazil gives political asylum to almost anyone, Batisti was political refugee in Brazil LUL, go to a Brazilian embassy in Russia and says that you are gay and Putin oppresses you that will probably get a citizenship LOL.

The country is so big and the government have no idea what happen in some parts of it, almost lawless, that if you came here as a tourist and stay they will no find you.

know a guy who 'bought a wife' from Russia, they break up and now she's a Russian slut living here.

you should do the same my fellow comrade

russia was funded by swedes

No, it was found by brazilian native Rurikez.

Dostoyevski is based

Good thread.

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Brazil is Russian. The very first Portuguese and Italian explorers were all from Novgrod

I unironically would like to live in Brazil.

>comfy towns
tru
>warm climate and beautiful nature
I prefer temperate climate
>strong and fair dictator is emerging
nice
>actually have legitimately white people from Germany and North Italy
true, but by now a lot of them already mixed
>rich people and culture
debatable

Make sure you go to the South Russian bro, everywhere else is a shithole

South Brazil hasn't been good since at least the late 80s. The only way to fix brazil is with Nation-wide Eugenics targeting poor people with African DNA

This here is the hell of it so hot.

Not living in commieblocks and playing tibia all day.

Why even live?

I know you're shitposting, but parts of Russia which actually matter have better climate than scorching Brazilian heat

same but with Russia
probably would struggle with the weather, but would be willing to try anyways if I ever had the chance

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there's even some Russian colonies here so you don't even have to learn portuguese