/brit/

Looking for some amateur podcasts in a similar vein to XFM/Ricky Gervais Show, Sleepycast and Britfeel Radio. Subject doesn't matter.

what uni do u guys go to

dating a golf ball

slapping my pet nigger upside the head

now imagine the smell

Hate niggards

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haha same

any failed normie in?

They're closing down the textile mill across the railroad tracks
Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they ain't coming back

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Exeter, then Loughborough, then Sheffield Hallam. Been getting progressively worse desu

polytechnic university of mum and dad's house

Do you support them?

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wining and dining a golf ball

Is exeter any good? I have an offer from them,

I have these offers, which is best

Exeter
Durham
Reading
York
UCL

aye

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Going to the jeweler, bust the AP, yeah
Slidin' on the water like a jet-ski, yeah
I'm tryna fuck you and your bestie, yeah
Chopper with the scope so do not test me, yeah
Ric Flair drip go "woo" on a bitch
Fifty-seven ninety split the coupe on my wrist
Multi-million dollar, I'm a fool with the hits
Hop up in the Lamb', and drop the roof, show the tits
Poppin' but you really not gon' shoot
Ninety pointers style, my diamonds look like hula hoops
Hopping in my Bentayga and the seat is a masseuse
Balenciaga, check my posture, Valentino boots
It's the Boominati way, a lotta Lambs, a lotta Wraiths
Never hesitate to give a nigga yellow tape
Ain't worried 'bout the bag 'cause the cash accumulate
Soon as we came in the game, all these niggas they imitate
Put my mind on it then I put my grind on it
Put the iron on it, if a nigga my opponent
My car five-hundred and I don't put no miles on it
I was runnin' 'round homie, with five-hundred thou' on me
Going to the jeweler, bust the AP, yeah
Slidin' on the water like a jet-ski, yeah
I'm tryna fuck you and your bestie, yeah
Chopper with the scope so do not test me, yeah
Ric Flair drip go "woo" on a bitch
Fifty-seven ninety split the coupe on my wrist
Multi-million dollar, I'm a fool with the hits
Hop up in the Lamb', and drop the roof, show the tits
Twist my fingers, got the gang with me (gang with me)
Bought my first Patek, it got some rain on it (Patek)
Nigga, we used to kick it, how you hatin' on me
Hop in the Bentley coupe and blow the brains out it
We not the same, my nigga
My nigga, we from the north division
Amateur brain, we bought ya just like it's an auction, ain't it
Beat the chopper, hundred round total, like it's a car collision (brrt-brrt)
I made the shit mandatory, that means I had to get it
My shooter be begging "please, " he's ready to wack a nigga
I gave a nigga a diamond, I had to cap a nigga.

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Street sushi

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My recessed chin is my main source of anxiety
How do I deal with it? (Can’t grow a beard yet)

how has this happened?

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what are they protesting? the price of tampons?

i think broadly i do support them

>york

Ah yes.....

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>Sheffield Hallam
I know your pain.

How should I vote?

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the unironic scran

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Depends what you mean by "good" I guess. What's important to you in a uni? All of yours are good options though, in purely academic terms UCL is probably the best bet, Exeter Durham and York are approximately equal, and then Reading is slightly worse

BSc -> MSc -> PhD

>I'm on my period and can't afford it
I guarantee no women have ever been priced out of tampons.

>dicks so small that when i sit down to shit i sometimes piss through the gap between the seat and the toilet

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I'm the Globglogabgalab
I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Didn't even want to go there or to do a PhD desu. Was just looking for a job, and found one that came with a fully funded PhD from this bloody meme university attached. I can't speak for the rest of the university, but my PhD course is genuinely shit, don't think I'd stand a chance of pursuing a career in academia with it

>black people can do no wrong

possibly

None will take me because I didn’t pass me GCSEs and have a vandalism charge

you cannot be serious

how dare you speak for women

That’s why I push my will down when I sit down to wee

Yes. Stoke the identity politics fire so that they eat themselves up

Honestly astounds me that labour have any supporters at all

what's your subject?

twitter.com/steve_sailer/status/1086584450589196288?s=21
based

Tampons are cheap as chips, if bitches want free tampons we should get free johnnies and pints

I was leaning towards Durham but apparently you might have to share rooms there

what happened? Did she act like a moron again or something?

Can't say exactly because it's doxxable, but broadly related to architecture (although my background is in something different)

fair

for your sake i hope you have a pussy

Wouldn't have thought you'd have to do that. At Exeter it was a cheap option you could do to save a bit of money, but there were still other cheapish single room options

i contributed lyrically to this song

make your own tampons out of hemp and pine cones, then you'll know what luxury feels like

Think I might go with exeter because the course includes a year abroad in the US

this is child abuse plain and simple
depressing

>sharing rooms

don't do this, it's hell

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nibbling on a block of cheese

Could be fun desu. Exeter has lots of attractive private school totty too which could be seen as a bonus, although a flip side of that is you have to hang out with private school wankers all the time too

skitzo, your meds, take them

>norf
yawn

So you'd already made up your mind before asking the question here. Cool.

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You british people are a joke and a bunch of homo cowards.
Instead of killing all pakis and arabs you let them rape litttle girls

my top 5 websites?

1. 4channel
2. youtube
3. twitter
4. chaturbate
5. Jow Forums

Exeter is a pretty bog-standard russell uni these days. Its not particularly posh.

#1 unironically looks like me even has a little twist

best bit is "I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind"

got called a povvo in aldi

post fucking machines

What, you disagree? sick fuck.

Durham is posh as fuck, when I was there we had like 2 black tie events a week and every did shooting and rowing and shit

skitzo take your meds, or I will be forced to section you

mad how pets all get castrated at birth
imagine going through life without getting any dick or fanny

6 is me

any #15 man in?

go away TERF

Haven't left my house in 7 days.
Might just go for a walk.

1. duckduckgo.com
2. javmost.com
3. americabyair.com
that's about all i use

>had to sign a leaflet at toil saying i wont harass any female co workers

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harmonycuddles.com/

Don’t take meds sweetie.
Go whinge about rorke some more, paki soyboy.

>1. duckduckgo.com

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might be an idea

What is americabyair.com?

how do i tell

haha yeah imagine

I graduated about 5 years ago so maybe it's changed since, but when I went it really did fulfil the stereotype of being for private school oxbridge rejects. Knew a handful of people who went to Eton, for example. Don't know what the official figures were, but I'd guess more than 50% there were privately educated. Also very few ethnic minorities there, apart from chinks of course

Yeah they call Durham the Exeter of the north, very similar I'd imagine

what you mean you 'had to'? is it a legal document or something?

I'd genuinely refuse to sign that desu, what a load of shit

not sure

back in your room richmond