>go to Minsk
>speak Belarussian
>nobody understands you
Go to Minsk
>go to danzig
>speak german
>nobody understands you
>go to finland
>speak innuit
>everyone is a snowman
>bears eat your sammich
>trip over and fall into bog
>find mosquito man in it
>he says "vittu perkele"
>you reply "saatana"
>dog asks wher phone is
>phon is not
hello
Did you drink too much coffee or is it just drugs?
>go to london
>speak english
>nobody understands you
yes
He's post is perfectly Finnish
>go to montreal
>speak french
>nobody understands you
never talk to me or my yacht club ever again
>go to sweden
>speak swedish
>no one understands you
>everyone replies with "ooga booga" or "allahu ackbar"
>cross the Baltic Sea
>enter Finland
>speak Swedish
>everyone understands you
>mfw
>I have no face
>Go to San Diego
>speak American
>nobody understands you
p3rfect
Sorry, don't exclude me from Yacht club please thank you kiitos
>go to rome
>speak romanian
>everyone understands you
>innuit
The fuck is that?
>>speak American
newspeak for eskimo
Upvote!
aka simplified english
this literally happens tho
ebonics
Commies Force it?