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bender edition

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why do eu cunts think they are literally going to get kicked out of the country after brexit

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?

except the crossdressing male uses it to get close to women and fuck them so he isnt bent at all retard

government fear mongering

They don't think that in the slightest they just use it as a victim card to make brexit seem mean and racist

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Fuck off wigger gimp go to Africa if you like tribal dancing so much

>British women have sexual intercourse with blacks
I just can't wrap my head around this. Why do they have sex woth fucking monkeys?

You may address me as Chief White-Elk of the Brit'quuongata tribe

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What quote is this from? Snatch?

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would like it if anglos replaced jews in the current world power structure

Futurama

dont be so quick to knock it, yung leans kind of fell off but bladee is peaking
everyone ive shown bladee to hated him at first, but after a while they start to love him
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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 38% (+1)
LAB: 37% (-2)
LDEM: 10% (+2)
UKIP: 6% (-1)
GRN: 3% (-)

via @ComRes, 16 - 17 Jan

That's how Jews got where they are today.

tfw no mentally ill cosplayer gf

i hope that's a woman

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fUcking hell lads choon

>he doesn't know

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the men who fought actual nazis are now considered nazis by the modern left
makes you ponder

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these are the food products I've sworn off this year as I was consuming them far too much (the crisps and chicken in particular, the combination of which had developed into a coping crutch of sorts)

not even fat or in any actual need of doing so but just need to prove to myself I can cut them out (just as I did with cigarettes, cocaine, biscuits and sugary breakfast cereals in the past) to reaffirm my mental determination to do fucking anything I can set my mind to

working so far

*specifically avoids mentioning my uncontrollable alcoholism*

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Saw a tranny once. Genuinely laughed straight into his face.

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What's your favourite copypasta

thats a lot of undecided

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They built the wall out of fire

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I just realized something.. I thought nobody is the same but actually many people have dubbelgangers

they’ve occupied the same place together for decades
rockefeller, ford foundation and the eu are all Anglo creations

nononoNO
they said he was the ONE
NO

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thats a cis girl

I dont think they do, seems more like a media thing if anything because I see alot more news articles regarding EU citizens in Britain than British citizens living in the EU. Bit strange imo.

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

Oh fuck up it's a Saturday evening ffs

This is a sad day indeed lads.

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The men who fought nazis are lefty fraggles
Fucking idiots doomed us

no you didn't
be quiet

Jews are outmarrying fast enough

>the eu
that was france

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Unironically modern archaeology is obsessed with gender

like the parliamentary system much more than the two party system me

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The screen door slams, Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays

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Penne

The curry lad said the curry would be about an hour but it's now 1 hour 27 minutes

hello NIGGER fuck off yeah??

Lovely imagery

thanks op, she so hot in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockles arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shit sting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

hilarious to think i can basically rape my sisters, mother and daughter and there's nothing the british police can do about it.

Bought 6 bottles of heineken instead of the coke to drown out my boredom

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Very schizophrenic

Steak pie in the oven lads

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Bread-y snacks are my weakness la
Can eat bread sticks all day or anything like it

sad

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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have you heard of karla homolka and paul bernardo

lmfaooooooo so true

You either get murdered before or after the sex. Your choice

>sukisuki with condom
what's the point?

I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

'tismo, schizo, rorke, take your meds or i will section you

Ford was a massive anti semite

Don't impersonate me you little bent arse

Better than the pakis raping them

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Weyyyy aye, this photo get taken mid-ejaculation or summit?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Committee_on_United_Europe
it was created by this, which was set up by Americans with assistance from churchill
people can complain about Jews and muh frankfurt school all they like, but anglo foundations achieved infinitely more in spreading “human rights” nonsense gibberish than horkheimer or adorno could have even dreamed of

any good films on the 'flix

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>.m.
fuck off phoneposter

kidulthood

amazon prime just put the fast and furious films
it's the superior streaming service, make the switch

did a shit in a field once and didn't even wipe my arse.
the i made my youngest sister rim me before beating her within an inch of her life and skull fucked her broken face.

just like fucking people

the fucking STATE

yeah

how the fuck do you even live around gyppos

all they do is lie, steal and litter

gf is going clubbing for a birthday party tonight

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How come some Irish look Mediterranean?

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>The US policy was to promote a United States of Europe
Would be really weird IMHO, I think a united Europe would be amazing with the right political doctrine but in reality it would be a clone of the USA and even more susceptible to lowly yank culture and influence

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did the first part (shitting without wiping) once in a park
i was interrupted by some mean older kids
walked open with shitty pants, had to throw them away. chafed for a week

Have you ever taken a shit outside? It's actually nice as long as you have something to clean your arse with

*fervorously scans for the N word*

pirate bay
goes onto top100 video
all the harry potter films are on there

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>take a decent singer and pair her with an ameriape
worst meme in years

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Amazon Prime is the joke of the streaming world

It’s just a nice small bonus you get with a prime subscription