the united states 7th fleet stages an invasion of your country
what do YOU do?
The united states 7th fleet stages an invasion of your country
Grayson Thomas
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Asher Howard
beat the shit out of that fucking nigger
Michael Bell
Tell them we're out of burgers
Wyatt Cox
Call russia for help
Alexander Diaz
nuke them
Alexander Gutierrez
One hypersonic missile.
Gavin Murphy
send one U-boot.
Ethan Morris
Whats new?
Dominic Perry
they're sending a drone to your house now
Anthony Wilson
Nothing because trump called us his friends so he won't :c
Parker Harris
*remotely disables all ur tridents*
James Lewis
Out of the only three, we have left?
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William Thomas
turn off the tv and go eat dinner at mcd
William Garcia
They tried it back in '71
we sent them back running
Tyler King
get nuked
surrender
have our constitution changed into one written by the US
become a vassal state with US military bases all around our cunt
gee, I wonder what it would be like
Chase Rogers
there are loads of submarines in the 7th fleet though
Henry Anderson
Turn into a refugee, go to sweden or germany or one of those for gibs
Colton Smith
With an american puppet at rule.
Henry Wood
>yfw there is always a backup ready to be deployed
*launches the nuke*
Robert Nguyen
give them tons of burgers to sink the entire fleet with overweight soldiers
Connor Cox
they are too fat to pass thorough the strait of gibraltar
Evan Reyes
>stages an invasion
Good luck on conquering 50 million people with 1 shitty fleet
Henry Bennett
Feels bad man. I thought Japanese liked America though.
Daniel Evans
it was enough for 71 million
Connor Green
unbelievably you've been slaves of this nigger over decades
Liam Gutierrez
>'71
>Indo-pak war
>America sends it's fleet to support pakistan after it almost got overrun by india
>The fleet now is in indian ocean
>Indian high command is ALREADY stretched to it's logistical limits due to indo-pak war on two fronts
>Ask help from Soviet Bros
>Soviet Bros send a submarine fleet and orders other Soviet vessels in indian ocean to return to intercept burger fleet
>Burger's have a fully functioning nuclear powered fleet with satellite coverage
>Within the next 24 hours indo-soviet fleet pulls off one of the most daring and dumbest naval face offs
>Soviet Union knows that burgers depend on satellite coverage for fleet navigation
>Every indian and Soviet combat vessel from refitted fishing boats to Soviet nuclear sub is ordered to face head on
>Soviets subs don't even submerge they travel in full view of american satellite coverage
>Burger satellite now sees an Armada of vessels headed by Soviet nuclear sub fleet rushing towards burger fleet
>Burger navy panics and pulls out
>Indo-pak war is again win by india and bangladesh FINALLY gets it's independence from Pakistan
That's how that one time when a bunch of rag tag indian and Soviet ships sent a fully armed Burger fleet running away
Kayden Hughes
>Burger navy panics and pulls out
Pussy western snowflakes.
Gabriel Sullivan
>*collapses the soviet union*
Elijah Anderson
Send one sub and kill all the americans. Blame it on Denmark and Russia. Kill some chinks and blame it on the americans.
Ryder Sanders
>still thinking they WON cold war
>because Reagan said that on TV
Nathaniel Jones
Considering I'm in the heart of Amazon try a forest guerilla à la Vietnam. If it fails welcome our new Burgers overlords.
Luke Perez
7th fleet is full of subs and patrol boats
>collapses the soviet union
>he now lives worse than they did 50 years ago
>y-you didn't win!!!
Elijah Walker
Yes, you didn't win.
Joseph James
this is like americans claiming we didn't lose the vietnam war
Aiden Green
And they're all shit. We only need one cheap Swedish sub to destroy your entire navy. It has already been done in war games.
Thomas Lee
Fill in my request for bath salts.
Josiah Powell
WTF why aren't you the global superpower then??? i LOVE sweden now
Parker Sullivan
it's worse than that, the USSR doesn't even exist. you can make a shitty argument about the US not losing, even if it's bunk.
Zachary Turner
You choose to lost Vietnam war due the political reasons. Democrats were against the possibility Republicans will claim themselves winners.
Ian Brooks
La Terror Del Estrada
been looking for this video for ages
Henry Peterson
We did not lose though. We just left
Caleb Hernandez
yeah we didn't beat the soviets either they just chose to collapse on their own
John Wright
Hide the kinder eggs.
Grayson Ortiz
America didn't collapse Soviet Union
Soviet Union was responsible for that
If anything america merely hastened it's collapse nothing more than that
Connor Cook
laugh as they run aground in the danube
Jackson Barnes
still a factor
Isaiah Smith
>coping this hard
Michael Baker
You didn't win in military combat but you did win by tricking them into military buildup.
They didn't generate money with it, they just lost it for nothing and should have known that.
Henry Sullivan
he's not wrong, the USSR was riddled with debt because they couldn't become self sufficient. Who would have guessed that people don't work very hard when there's no incentive to do so.
Juan Allen
MISTER GORBACHEV
Christopher Myers
pls no bully
admirals are fragile people
Alexander Bailey
What ?
How is THAT cope ?
It is not like Americans were physically involved in the collapse of Soviet Union
If anyone is to be blamed it's the Soviet Government and it's soft handed leaders like Goberchev
Dylan Hall
This.
Our stupid mike did it out of his stupidity.
Brandon Evans
Eastern germany did well, though. They basically acted like a low-wage country and supplied the western part with all kinds of goods. Also prisoners worked for ikea.
Brandon Morales
american military and economic pressure was a key factor in the collapse of the soviet union
if you deny it you are wrong
Landon Hernandez
Germans work hard no matter what, it's in your blood. It's honestly why the US has similar work ethics
Christian Cooper
>economic pressure
The USSR was about as Isolationist as it gets
>Military
only because we made them spend above what they could afford.
Dylan Lee
>american military and economic pressure was a key factor in the collapse of the Northern Korea and Cuba
Oh wait.
Jayden Campbell
We live below sea level
Those Boats can't go underwater they just float
Boats will never reach us
Checkmate burgers
Cooper Thompson
i mean yeah cuba just opened up to us because of embargoes
both countries are also destitute shitholes because we essentially PNG'd them
William Howard
Jack Reyes
Did they collapsed? Did they give up any of their land?
Eli Morales
ah well fuck
Nolan Edwards
point nukes at washington
Wyatt Thomas
TO THE LAST MAN
I'll make nuclear weapons when you leave the country.
Colton Nguyen
Well we will steal water from you and you will suffocate to death from dehydration like fish.
Justin Myers
The submarine cunt. Tricky merchants are tricky.
Easton Fisher
Washington state didn't do anything
Juan Long
Laugh at the retarded burgers
Nathan Sullivan
you don't have nukes. that would be france
Benjamin Hill
Welcome them but I don't understand why they would invade us by water
Evan Lopez
After decades of debates like brexit?
Adam Gray
*Steals water and blocks you*
Xavier Hall
We export antiship missiles with excellent opperational history
Evan Harris
that will be your last laugh, ivan, once we reach your shores.
Carter King
>why they would invade us by water
The WALL iz stronk!
Nicholas Lopez
nah some cunt would just abuse wartime powers
Joshua Gomez
*sends two subs to put the muttfleet and its israeli thralls into deep deep sleep*
Aiden Nelson
>Switzerland
>Shores
Easton Rogers
Cuba was part of SU and the collapse neutralised Cuba too.
Adam Mitchell
You are not hypersonic, Joe.
Dylan Perez
Adam Robinson
haha, yeah, we need to declare war on them just to fuck with them. they will be deliberating and keep standing up and sitting down and yell at each other while our nukes are approaching.
Ryder Nelson
>American military
Lol
Nah , USA backed insurgents in most south asia were barely making any progress against communist regimes
Except Afghanistan there wasn't a sound or decisive defeat against soviets or Soviet leaning Commie govt
>Economic pressure
This is a valid point though
After balkanisation of former Soviet countries in the eastern Europe
Russia was adjusting to the power vacuum at that time neither china nor india was very supportive of Soviet Union due to recent diplomatic conflicts ( china and Soviet russia slowly started falling apart Mao came into power and this worsened with time
India and Russia fell apart after russia failed to warn or prevent china from Attacking India during indo-sino war and later when indira gandhi declared national emergency and seized control over the country indefinitely she worsened things even more she was a well known western puppet )
So with no strong allies or proper backing Soviet Union crumbled under it's own weight
Connor Lewis
Laugh.
Samuel Clark
>he now lives worse than they did 50 years ago
lmao dude, do you really believe this?
Owen Cook
communism made everyone equal and everyone was more or less happy since they didn't know any better. now you try to copy the west, and have rich and poor who hate each other. everyone wants to buy more and more shit. but in the past they would have sat together and relaxed and played chess.
Nathaniel Foster
>Everyone was more or less happy
>Made everyone equal
T. Burger who gets all his info from the internet
Elijah Reed
And how exactly I'm living worse than my grand-dad when I can have so many things?
Carson Edwards
> I Love (!) almost starving to death and having to line up in endless lines for my daily source of food. Hey at least I'm not the only one :D
More government involvement means slower economic growth and eventually a lower quality of life for everyone.
Logan Diaz
>everyone was more or less happy since they didn't know any better.
Andrew Gray
>first nuke give us games
>second one give us anime
I wonder the third one would give to us.
Chase Morgan
surrender
Oliver Foster
Is she texting? or taking a selfie?
Justin Wilson
Three tits japanese girls.
Thomas Parker
It's called a small pocket mirror you imbecile
Gabriel Cox
Mutant cat girls and other weeb Abominations
Christopher Morales
If this is flat, I am ok.
Sweet.
Caleb Turner
She is not segregated at least.
Levi Smith
you can but you don't
but you will keep trying to outdo your neighbors and coworkers and you will turn bitter and hateful if they are doing better than you. while your grandpa just relaxed and drank vodka and played board games. and he probably lost virginity at a young age while working in agriculture and you are still a virgin.