How many children do you want?

I am a straight guy and I want zero children.
I don't have enough money or energy to raise kids.

I rathar sleep all day and do nothing.

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i only ever love one girl in this life a little chinese mew with her i breed whatever she want, i think 1

Children bring the greatest happiness though. 3-5 for me if I'm lucky.

>i'm jewish and i want zero kids
Yeah okay whatever you say there bud

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My standard answer is at least four so realistically it's going to be as much as she wants.

I'm gay and I really want children :(
You straights have it easy, you only introduce benis in bagina, wait 9 months and voila, you have a kid.

Zero. I'm not going to risk passing my mental issues onto another being, I wouldn't be able to live with myself and I know they would resent me the way I resent my parents.

Brazil
One

I dunno honestly. Sometimes I think I want some, sometimes I don't
If so, maybe like 2

Insert benis in asshole and can you can have a designated penis