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Not trying to be a bully, but if you can't cook you aren't even human.
shit edition
>303
took the longest piss
early, but at least not the dane
I'm two weeks sober, didn't even plan it. I've been having dreams every night since I started drinking. I usually never dream anything. How the fuck do you get sex dreams lads?
my edition would've been perfect
>lads
callate puto
>lads
then make it
>lads
based and redpilled
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET SEX DREAMS!
just be yourself lol
watch sissy hypno before you go to sleep
by being an incel
too shy, sorry.....
besame
besame mucho
had a wet dream including a girl in my parallel class
I had a sissy sex dream once after doing this. it was very strange
had a wet dream including a girl in a parallel universe
explain it pleae
Hi folks. How are you? Wanna suck my cock?
(no homo)
fag
not based
Yes you are
Dont be shy
>find myself at a trap porn place
>looking at two cute men dressed up in lingerie, slim but obviously men?
>they look at me smiling, obviously I'm going to be in the film too
>start getting dressed into some frilly green lingerie too with white stockings, practically match one of the other traps outfit
>get all dressed up cute with while heels
I woke up for a second here, but fell back asleep immediately. very weird
>go into the makeup room
>some obviously and stereo typically gay guy starts doing my makeup all nice, and then puts a cream on my leg hair, and it hardens up
>he uses some grinder thing that breaks away the hardened hair, but it doesn't work that well
>gay guy doesn't care
>he does my hair all girly
>comes back to my face and goes "hmmm"
>tells me to look away, I feel something on my cheek
>right by where the mole on my face is
>he keeps messing with it and I feel a slight pressure on my cheek
>he gives a frustrated grunt
>messes around some more
>finally here a really loud "pop"
>he used some weird tweezers to pull my mole off my face and it knocked him back into his seat
>like 2 feet of pussy, zitty goop that looks like a rope has covered him
>his face has a bit of blood on it from pulling out my mole
big yes long to a Russian schlong.
What's the weirdest dream you ever got?
things are lining up perfectly buds
i once had a dream where the fk was likable. Weird right?
*lines you up and shoots you*
I once had a dream where I was a female allied commander in ww2. I was just banging guys left and right on the battlefield, even pressuring some guys that didn't want to fuck me. I was just a huge whore. Best dream I've ever had.
interesting(no homo)
Going to wank to lesbians licking anus
do you think this guy got laid?
based
I was Spider-Man web-slinging around some tall metal poles in the middle of a yellow tulip field. I then started walking alongside a rusty train track.
no
yeah. looks like a serial rapist if I've ever seen one
What's it feel like to have your dick inside a pussy?
Eva Lovia and Dani Daniels.
amazing
so much stimulation all over your cock head
i like the video of eva lovia succing her own toez
warm and juicy
Do you have big clit energy, cum? or are you a beta?
yes
her boobs look nice
why haven't you white betas taken your brown kween yet? she's literally begging for your cock
donvoan mitchell is pretty good
does she deserve that fate?
>tfw you will NEVER do the rape with the /cum/ bros
Do you think your future great-grandchildren will be happy as they sit around the fire in their mud hut, discussing the legends of the people with white skin?
Waste of numbers ngl
>t. female that NEEDS the BIG CUM COCK
*pulls out meat scepter*
how big is your donger? I'm 6.5" long with 6" circ
30"
Just had an awful date
Don’t want a second one
winds been blowing directly at my window all day. 0 degrees out. freezing over here boys
too bad you have to have a second one now
I'm about 6.5" long as well. we should put them next to each other and compare
does anyone deserve the fate of minimum wage labor?
does anyone deserve the fate of wagecuckery at all?
I love vice's african documentaries so much. I want to visit africa.
Don't go fucking people in high aid countries, not that hard to do
what if governments focused on developing automation technology to free the human race from non-intellectual pursuits
Based & Redpilled
mid-high 60's
a few cute clouds here and there
air smells fresh and like life from the rain
grass is GREEN green
birds then frogs goin ape all day then night
lightweight idyllic, buds
it is cold
~14cm, WAY too big
just cut some off hahahahah
okay, that NICE
Should I buy Baldur's Gate 2 or Shadowrun: Hong Kong
a burrito
hey haha uhmm... i was thinking.... you wanna go on a date or like something?
Sure
i can see her vagina
s-sure, a-user..
w-where.. where are y-you going t-to take m-..m-.. *blushes*.. take me?
feeling angry
wat do
youtube.com
just finished watching random documentaries for god knows how many hours. feel tired.
Baldur's Gate II is the worst racing game I've ever played.
angry and horny rn
quizzical post up there
im 19.5 and im STILL a virgin
>eyelash is resting in a weird position and won't stop rubbing my eye
uhmm, watch anime at my place?
sorry, i'm a one nigga kind of user
Baby’s crying again
I feel like death
how the fuck is it 3:21 lol
fucking US border patrol on youtube
tired of travelling constipation
how do i avoid it?
smash it
No