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Not trying to be a bully, but if you can't cook you aren't even human.

shit edition

>303

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took the longest piss

early, but at least not the dane

I'm two weeks sober, didn't even plan it. I've been having dreams every night since I started drinking. I usually never dream anything. How the fuck do you get sex dreams lads?

my edition would've been perfect

>lads
callate puto

>lads

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then make it

>lads
based and redpilled

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET SEX DREAMS!

just be yourself lol

watch sissy hypno before you go to sleep

by being an incel

too shy, sorry.....

besame
besame mucho

had a wet dream including a girl in my parallel class

I had a sissy sex dream once after doing this. it was very strange

had a wet dream including a girl in a parallel universe

explain it pleae

Hi folks. How are you? Wanna suck my cock?

(no homo)

fag

not based

Yes you are
Dont be shy

>find myself at a trap porn place
>looking at two cute men dressed up in lingerie, slim but obviously men?
>they look at me smiling, obviously I'm going to be in the film too
>start getting dressed into some frilly green lingerie too with white stockings, practically match one of the other traps outfit
>get all dressed up cute with while heels
I woke up for a second here, but fell back asleep immediately. very weird
>go into the makeup room
>some obviously and stereo typically gay guy starts doing my makeup all nice, and then puts a cream on my leg hair, and it hardens up
>he uses some grinder thing that breaks away the hardened hair, but it doesn't work that well
>gay guy doesn't care
>he does my hair all girly
>comes back to my face and goes "hmmm"
>tells me to look away, I feel something on my cheek
>right by where the mole on my face is
>he keeps messing with it and I feel a slight pressure on my cheek
>he gives a frustrated grunt
>messes around some more
>finally here a really loud "pop"
>he used some weird tweezers to pull my mole off my face and it knocked him back into his seat
>like 2 feet of pussy, zitty goop that looks like a rope has covered him
>his face has a bit of blood on it from pulling out my mole

big yes long to a Russian schlong.

What's the weirdest dream you ever got?

things are lining up perfectly buds

i once had a dream where the fk was likable. Weird right?

*lines you up and shoots you*

I once had a dream where I was a female allied commander in ww2. I was just banging guys left and right on the battlefield, even pressuring some guys that didn't want to fuck me. I was just a huge whore. Best dream I've ever had.

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interesting(no homo)

Going to wank to lesbians licking anus

do you think this guy got laid?

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based

I was Spider-Man web-slinging around some tall metal poles in the middle of a yellow tulip field. I then started walking alongside a rusty train track.

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no

yeah. looks like a serial rapist if I've ever seen one

What's it feel like to have your dick inside a pussy?

Eva Lovia and Dani Daniels.

amazing
so much stimulation all over your cock head

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i like the video of eva lovia succing her own toez

warm and juicy

Do you have big clit energy, cum? or are you a beta?

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yes

her boobs look nice

why haven't you white betas taken your brown kween yet? she's literally begging for your cock

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donvoan mitchell is pretty good

does she deserve that fate?

>tfw you will NEVER do the rape with the /cum/ bros

Do you think your future great-grandchildren will be happy as they sit around the fire in their mud hut, discussing the legends of the people with white skin?

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Waste of numbers ngl

>t. female that NEEDS the BIG CUM COCK

*pulls out meat scepter*

how big is your donger? I'm 6.5" long with 6" circ

30"

Just had an awful date
Don’t want a second one

winds been blowing directly at my window all day. 0 degrees out. freezing over here boys

too bad you have to have a second one now

I'm about 6.5" long as well. we should put them next to each other and compare

does anyone deserve the fate of minimum wage labor?

does anyone deserve the fate of wagecuckery at all?

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I love vice's african documentaries so much. I want to visit africa.

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Don't go fucking people in high aid countries, not that hard to do

what if governments focused on developing automation technology to free the human race from non-intellectual pursuits

Based & Redpilled

mid-high 60's
a few cute clouds here and there
air smells fresh and like life from the rain
grass is GREEN green
birds then frogs goin ape all day then night
lightweight idyllic, buds

it is cold

~14cm, WAY too big

just cut some off hahahahah

okay, that NICE

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Should I buy Baldur's Gate 2 or Shadowrun: Hong Kong

a burrito

hey haha uhmm... i was thinking.... you wanna go on a date or like something?

Sure

i can see her vagina

s-sure, a-user..
w-where.. where are y-you going t-to take m-..m-.. *blushes*.. take me?

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feeling angry
wat do

youtube.com/watch?v=TxBXaMQP2Kg
just finished watching random documentaries for god knows how many hours. feel tired.

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Baldur's Gate II is the worst racing game I've ever played.

angry and horny rn

quizzical post up there

im 19.5 and im STILL a virgin

>eyelash is resting in a weird position and won't stop rubbing my eye

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uhmm, watch anime at my place?

sorry, i'm a one nigga kind of user

Baby’s crying again
I feel like death

how the fuck is it 3:21 lol

fucking US border patrol on youtube

tired of travelling constipation
how do i avoid it?

smash it

No