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Emma Watson's farts edition

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Won't be having children

Elle

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Driverless cars are coming, lads
No point learning how to drive or getting a license, that skill will soon be obsolete

Fuck me, this is hilarious. They're now deciding characters from Greek mythology have objectively defined race/ethnicities.

>Anyone who watched either of the two Clash of the Titans films will know that Judi Bowker and Alexa Devalos are both white women, and anyone who has seen Andromeda in a painting – perhaps Titian’s or Poynter’s – will believe she is white too. But McGrath’s article was definitive in addressing three things: that all the Greek mythographers placed Andromeda as a princess of Ethiopia, that Ovid specifically refers to her dark skin and that artists throughout Western art history frequently omitted to depict her blackness because Andromeda was supposed to be beautiful, and blackness and beauty – for many of them – was dichotomous. There is no doubt about Andromena’s race, according to Professor McGrath. “It’s as clear as mud,” the historian tells BBC Culture, almost three decades after the publication of her article.

Why are blacks so obsessed with trying to exaggerate their place in Western history?

What if I want to ram my car over monis head?

Am 21 and the biological clock wants children.

the best post i have seen on /brit/ in quite a while

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SEETHING

its decades away
you'll need a licence in the meantime

Fuck off sex pest

did you screencap this just for your bros on reddit

PBD

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Definitely something a paki would reply with.

Greeks were black
Jews were black
Egyptians were black
Romans were black
Persians were black

Ever been to Beachyhead moni xx

i screencapped it so i could reminisce on it later with my mates on /brit/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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the BBC is pretty fucking annoying
say what you want about the US and race but even NYT or MSNBC don't come out with such annoying shit

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then they evolved and became lighter

It isn't really difficult to be a better franchise than one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy nigglet and his pals from Wakanda as they fight assorted white people has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make racism unracist, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lee vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his comics. The Black Panther series might be anti-Drumpf (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-white series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the comics were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the comics were terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched xer legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time whitey was BTFO. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lee's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Black Panther by the same Shaun King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Black Panther at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Shaun King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Black Panther" you are, in fact, trained to read Shaun King.

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Emma Watson will never EVER stomp on his bollocks no matter how long he posts.

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She wants my cock.

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was it racist?

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She certainly is. Demonstrated by her ignorance of Greek mythology, and deciding a 1st Century BC Roman poet's interpretation is actual fact

Is she nice or evil?

Find it absolutely bizzarre the idea that at one point there was a 'known world' and everything outside of that was mystery

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What's your favorite album of all time, /brit/?
For me, it has to be this.
youtube.com/watch?v=t0exHbeF4-w

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I like how white it is!

Gamers

Where do I find girls like this lads?

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suck me father for I have a hard-on

any shitty club in the world

It's not so much that BBC are the problem here for publishing it, and the person who wrote it would simply have found some other platform if not for them, it's that the BBC never allow any sort of challenge, or counter to this sort of comment.

Wish I had an anglicised surname, might hide the fact that I'm a third generation immigrant

the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

is an Irish last name an immigrant name?

who was the person he was actually aiming the slanty eyes at

how does it feel to be a subhuman who doesn't belong?

to be fair i actually think shed have a vague but pretty minor point here since ethiopians are black but googling suggests andromedas ancestry is egyptian or phoenician (not black), and goes back to various gods (also not black)

:)

the ref

I'm white so I belong mostly, it's just my surname that betrays me as being non-native

1030 pm (2230)
Gonna go on a snow walk.
Hopefully the snow plow hits me.

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The Trojan Dodge Charger (white washed as the Trojan Horse)

where is this

do soccer teams employ acting coaches to teach players how to fake injuries?

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who's your favourite

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Connecticut. In the hills.

why do british people look freaky?

snap

northwest ct?
all me

beautiful

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Just comes naturally when you're a pussy.

eating a scone

shall call my daughters Angharad and Marged
shall call my sons Arthur and Iestyn

I dont understand if the mythical girl is from Ethiopia then doesnt she have a point that the character was black

I want to make her smile.

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how come western europe is so poorly mapped

he's the best one
there is another gif of a basketball player taunting fans that is equally dense but i cannot find it

Me taking 20seconds to figure out what happened

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assumed this absolutely clueless post was made by a yank

Apparently you have to have sexual intercourse to make children.

who is in the wrong here?

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Chinese cowboys and...uh...Chinese samurai karate guys?

F U C K Y O U

t. filthy paki nigger faggot

seriously how the fuck does he look like that??

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>phoenicians aren't bla-

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Remember when Carthage, a black empire in Africa, almost destroyed Rome? They don't teach that in school

Its a greek map I believe so I doubt they would have had much knowledge of western europe

Nah near Bethany

you're a fucking nonce who should be locked up, how dare you even reply to me

Everyone in Africa is black
Simple as

>Connecticut.
>In the hills.
sounds eerie

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how does that one lad not have a head haha

>almost destroyed Rome
Scipio would like a word with you.

hate rome
love carthage

And there were people known as White Aethopians in antiquity.

The issue is here though is she's suggesting it is factually correct that this Greek Mythological figure is black based on very spurious claims

Remember when the Romans razed Carthage to the ground? Remember when they failed to do the same thing to Jerusalem, and doomed the world to 2000 years of kvetching and fighting over some stupid wall?

alri trillionaire haha

I went to a shitty club in america and no such girl was present

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anyone got that tweet about cleopatra being black with like 50k likes

that's why you don't hitchhike to clubs nerd

I'm poor as fuck. My grandparents have the money.

had it in my other coat mate

the work lunches: spaghetti in a bit of pasta sauce, roast pumpkin and carrot, half a chicken parmigana

fuck off we're full

this was a good one
youtu.be/liV3LwrLOZU?t=20

except i can't find a good quality webm of it, with the closeup of the fans

Not all chinese cowboys are gay, but this one sure is

MEOWING

Shoulda had a milli. Smh@wypipo

these are just normie girls you'll find at a druggy rave

No.

fuck off you bent tranny nigger

Shutup cracker before my nigga Hannibal goes SICKO MODE

Rafter yourself paki.