One shot in life, born in singapore

Can you emmigrate to somewhere more relaxed?

Don't care about the gov lole but my parents will be sad when they find out

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>look it up
>Picture of Henry VIII shows up

That fat bastard gets around.

kek lies. you just an autist. singapore is like the most degenerate of all the archipelago.

I would have had a better childhood in any other southeast asian country. If I had the same intellect being born in a shitty SEA country, I would be the king of scrubs.
Mainland China isn’t so bad if it’s a dense city, you can literally do whatever you want there as long as you don’t trigger the government. Aka muh free speech.

Enjoy living your entire life in subtle judgement by others. Mfw the only gay Friend I know gets uncomfortable cringe by his circle of straight friends whenever he talks about his gay pals.

Only because the rest believes in an imaginary man and can’t eat pork. Not exactly a good comparison.

If you are a Chinese Malaysian, enjoy your holocaust: chink edition when Mahathir decides to Gas the non bumiputera. If you’re a Malay Malaysian, well great enjoy your homogeneous shithole.

But I'm younger and the people I know don't mind homogays

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Have you even finished NS yet?

>chinese holocaust

Based malaysia, my oceanic brothers.

t. Dr. Muhammad.

it is though.
what it this has to do with any of the discussion here, again? I went to singapore and visited the gay club over there and enjoy my stay. lot of nice angmo and pinoys. great fun. although I bring myself my own drink.

I haven't finished Poly

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>Gay club
But that’s Tal halal

There are more fun things than chewing gum, my friend.

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If I move to Singapore can you be my bf

Pro tip: declare gay and get excuse stay in.

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>implying its not Malaysia with cheap whores
Weird flex but ok

>gay clubs exist
>can’t be a totalitarian state then

You’re in for a shock once you leave asia

>gay club
>non local
thanks for proving the point
Oh there's alot you cannot do in this country

I have ADHD I think that's enough desu
Depends on how well we connect

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singapore has gay clubs. I'm from JB.

I have ADHD too, it’s not enough. Too many people have it, it’s too easy to get diagnosed with ADHD.

fug, what PES did you get into?
Homogayqueerfairyman

To be fair, JB is as good as part of Singapore at this point.

Just say you're gay or you have a broken leg/limb

I’m PES C but it’s cause got a hairline crack on my spine.

cheap whores are vietnamese, burmese and china. not even locals unless you consider the tinder sluts.
what do you mean by that? I'm just enjoying whatever little the neighbour has to offer and when he complaints about being restricted in the fun department, it's so unthinkable.

I only go to Malaysia because your shitty currency exists. Shit is cheap as fuck there.

How hard can NS be?

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nah, singapore land leash will expire soon. it's always been the Johorean Royal city.

It’s definitely much easier compared to last time. Then again no matter how easy it is you guys as in new recruits will always complain it’s fucking difficult

and so? we're talking about the fun, not humping cars and hoard shopping.

demoralization is the best part, are you even 18 to be on this web?

That’s the whole point. If you think having gay clubs means it’s not restricted in the fun department, you’ve got another thing coming.

That's what makes them cheap because of what said
>tindersluts
Prostitutes,sluts,whores
Same same no difference one

I've made up my mind

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so tell me what it is like outside asia?
I've never been out of this country except Singapore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disneyland_with_the_Death_Penalty

isn't singapore the most advanced country in the world?

Asian tiger yea
But its comfy outside the city area

It's a wageslave society on steroids like all the other east asian countries

Most totalitarian dystopia.

At least you nips have your own kind.

Yea maybe in the 1990s, i don’t even know what’s the state of Singapore today, we’re definitely not asian tiger anymore.
I’ve been to japan many times, it’s a corporate shithole, but nowhere near japan where average office cucks can work as hard as medical Doctors and get paid shit for it

That’s a 25 year old article. But then again we still retain some of the elements of our culture of the past, some things are just imprinted in our blood.