1. Your cunt 2. Does your cunt have a bff

1. PL
2. Yes, unfortunately he is dead.

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Yes

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Finland is and was a great friend but they have started to treat swedes very bad so I don't know anymore...

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au/nz
honestly not sure which way the relationship goes
au got stood up for the prom date in nz inclusionary into the state system, maybe we're the betas in the beta bull relly

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Not really, our old lord Spain call us mexichangos and sudacas while our latin brothers call us narcos

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No

This is what Stockholm syndrome looks like

Jow Forums shitflinging is not a reflection of real life

we have a lot of associates but no friends

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i had an old friend from my WoW days who has from aussie
Whenever someone said he sounded like he was from NZ, he would absolutely lose his shit

Nope

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you do

>we have a lot of associates but no friends
what about uruguay?

puppet state

Aren't you a puppet state of China already?

what?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil–China_relations?wprov=sfla1

bump

Finland...

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is Finland still alive?

t. autist who treats shitposts as official embassy statements

Czechia
Israel

No.

1. Some Federation
2.Spain

...

That's where you're wrong, friend.

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Not really

Neither Estonia or Lithuania want to hang out with us.

We used to be the richest Baltic state but now we're the poorest.

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You will always have Russia

this desu

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You can always count on us, Łotysz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Daugavpils

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Russia is not a friend, Russia is the neighbourhood gangster/heroin addict with a gun.

Plenty, depending on who you ask

this is what retarded american post looks like

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Currently, but not historically.

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Yes.

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So can we just unite into one country and conquer all of europe pls?

We should have allied against Britain a long time ago. See:

germany is greatest ally and austria is brother in law, that counts as friends r-right

>germany is greatest ally
M8 the Visegrad-union is literally an anti German/French coalition.