/brit/

*Headbutts you*
BANG
*you drop like a sack of shit*
SMASH
*picks you up and uppercuts you*
CRASH
*your jaw flies away like an irish sack of potatoes in the wind*
WALLOP
*your jaw hurtles past the Voyager*

why are brits all pakis and trannies, or both

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that is a guy
just look at his skull shape

Her hand looks like a girl but her face dont

is that a paki bloke in a dress

this fucking retard gets his threads deleted constantly but he just cant help himself can he

is having long fingernails for a guy the #1 sign of being a VF? its pretty disgusting ngl

Makings of a winger that lad, bet his balls are well hairy.

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She's peng af but those nails are seriously disgusting

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>runny beans
>dodgy (cheap) bacon
>prison-tier sausage

Everything was just a bit grim. Greasy spoons are generally shite, and this one is no different. shoulda gone spoons

Whos this tart and when will she be sucking my arse hole and willy

Whats her insta im gonna dm her

>her
100% sure his cock is bigger than yours

Doing a listen.

youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

>She was clearly non-white, the tone of her skin, while it could be described as “white” was not a shade of white associated with members of the white race, much closer to some Japanese, which makes sense as she is from Peru. I made it clear to her at the time that I believed her to be a paki.

Why is shitmeat attending meetups without being destroyed?

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Why doesn't he support brexit?

hey em

my working class cafe does a set breakfast for 5-6£ and is quite decent

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aye

this website has broken your minds you virgin freaks
aisha is a female

Yeah. It is revolting. I always look at people's nails and girls too. Like when girls have nice short non-fake nails, init. Not weird or anything. Just..

>He thinks I won't dominate a sissy trap
Think again

Aisha

She gets dicked down by swole-left chads only

Robots have no moral compass. Its up to us to do the right thing me thinks.

Should have just swallowed lard.

trannies always have horrible natty hair

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What’s your snap score lads

i don't feel very good

Grim grim grim
SHANT be allowing her near me then (her loss unironically)

I'd say 80% are shite, their core demographic is quite happy with shit-tier ingredients so fair enough I guess

Unironically going to the gym now

His cock is a bit of a giveaway.

aisha's arse lads

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are there any statistics on the incidence of MtF vs FtM

>using their own resources
my neighbour has a foster kid and they get like €500 a week off the state for it

It's because Monday is coming isn't it lad?

Need a stripper milf.

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Cute ok

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for a girl so long as they're clean and not too long its fine
for a guy its a bit revolting on an instinctual level, probably the same reason adult "men" who are incredibly small (both short and really thin) are just an annoyance the second you see them

Wait are there two Aishas?

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE stop the commies from building houses please

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newcunt

her bf is a fairy

Wait... is it actually a man?

Who might this be

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FUCK i love seeing gutter punks get bodied

Because that would taste disgusting? This was bad but preferable to eating lard

Hyperbolic twat

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that is a concern yes but not because i have a job or anything but i do have a dentist appointment

gonna play pokemon lads

thought insulin was injected

Steven Crowder is back, lads.

Based and manletpilled. Fuck the little freaks! But nah, long nails surely had some evolutionary benefit though. For clawing stuff maybe?

where can i watch the final cut of blade runner

lmaooo source

I dont give a fuck you mong I have a life away from my PC you fucking dweeb

Imagine thinking I care about this website LMAO you must be on hard drugs you gimp

found a handy way of checking my battery capacity
stick it in an xbox controller innit

>use syringes

cute trap

idk what purpose since human nails are too fragile to be useful to claw things when they're long
they are just to protect your fingers and should get worn down naturally

Seething copelord

So how do you take it? You have one of them arm things that does it automatically? *opens up laptop and hacks you to death*

ah! AH! HELP! I'M BEING KISSED!

underage seething

pirate bay proxy
‘blade runner final cut’

try picking a booger after you've just cut your nails

How is the gf 2019 working out for you lads?

dont care

Literal virgins

Post your birds insta so I can dm her a pic of my willy

you use this special insulin pen

personally i don't use syringes but it goes around the belly area

fingernails are tools
screwdrivers are just big nails

>t.

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You draw it up through a needle and inject it into yourself

they're raiding muh lit

>booger
FOYYYYYYY
Yeah but they can be hacked and made to inject you with a lethal amount init?

I only blast boogers
picking is for ungulates

Been with the gf for 8 months and really love her so gf 2019 is going well

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Any lad been shaved by a barber? I can't be arsed anymore.

*checks brendan subfolder and fancy obscure 'work' and 'morning' synonyms notepad file in preparation for the standard sunday evening toilposting*

all looks in order

Corbyn’s a terminal nonce case

Corbyn ist niemals gefallen

Not mad just not bent
No, I know that, but there are automatic ones that do it, it's like a little machine. And they can be hacked and made to inject a lethal amount by said hacker. Same with pacemakers

toil on the morrow lads haha

room has mould in the corner
great sh*Tain

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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your nan shoves chocolate hob nobs up her muff