/brit/

*melts back into the shadows*

>cola
fuck off

bit harsh ngl

After all the pain and misery my people have suffered at the hands of the english how can they act innocent? You deserved every bombing and deserve many more. UP DA RA

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Hey I never said I was attractive nor do I post my face here

However I do have a nice penis

is that tabs?

It doesnt even taste fresh

Why does Marks and Spencer’s Fruit taste so much better than the shit Tesco sells? Are they just pickier with the quality selection process?

I fucking love these grapes

said the opposite you fool

you could have summed that up in 2 words by saying ‘im gay’

FUCK just missed the new thread with my post
...

So I took your advice and tried to convince the gf to become a non-whore camgirl. I showed her photos of that nonce slut who gets posted all the time (belle delphine) and the gf said 'i don't look like her so I can't do it'

This is fucked.
The gf is chink. Surely there are millions of yellow fever guys (and yellow guys) out there willing to give her $5 a month for posting photos wearing braces etc

They won't like this one bit (the povvos)

Also I'm not catyank that's a different guy he posts about math and shit and is very mean

id honestly be well depressed if i looked like you mate, sorry but its just the truth. no wonder you can only shag asian girls

Cola bottle sweets(dipped in sugar) > actual coke

>reddit flags
>not wanting to be identifiable
pick one

Based

Stop shagging rotters

any roadman gf man in?

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Redefining anti-Semitism erodes freedom of speech

who?

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Guys who don't go to the hairdressers are the same fragile masculinity runts who pretend beer tastes nice and drive manual cars, they need to prove that they're manly so bad, and get offended when you don't conform to their standards of manliness when any man comfortable in himself goes to the hairdresser, admits beer tastes like shit and drives an auto

Simple as, watch as many chest-beating runts reply to this as their masculinity is challenged and their entire world crashes down around them

Haven't only slept with Asians the gf is just Asian

I'm not really attractive but I'm okay with how I look

Its your mind playing tricks on you.

You think because you spent more money it tastes better

Me? Big fan of White Water Rafting.

its true though, you cant deny womens figures drop when they get naked especially their knockers

any ol' 'cide man in

tabs24x7

well yes im not counting the other 2 flagniggers who come on once a week

this post is unironically true

kill yourself you beta freak

but why? you don't look cute, you don't look handsome, you don't even look average. you look fucking ugly

freedom of speech? soy

Thinking it's the #3 jpeg for this

Foam Bananas and Milk Teeth are the patrician’s choice in sweets

I wonder what her asshole smells like.

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engloids taking a fit over a few off duty soldiers in a pub getting bombed and yet maggie thatcher gave the order to shoot to kill even if they were innocent.

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They take their shit seriously. Tesco is pile high, sell cheap, by comparison.

we both know there are a lot more reddit flaggers than that mate stop the damage control and admit you like being recognised, virgin freak

Early Sunday /brit/ is bit full on innit. Am usually asleep atm.

*Essex slapper that reads Crack magazine gf

>grr I hate beer!
t. has never had a good beer to save his life

soy infused fingers

more intelligence between her toes then her ears

Lads, please give me ideas. I really need to earn money off my gf

Beer doesn't taste like shit though

don't listen to him lad. I'm the one that made the images of you as hillary and yugioh and called you repulsive but what he said was uncalled for xx

Think I look average

couldn't point essex out on a map if im honest

mmm beer

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For me, it's the Banana Chaos Pot from Tesco. It's got a lot of sugar in but fuck me it's nice. Demolished 3 in a row once and had to skip a meal la

boinnnngngngnngg

Want to see the whole yugioh set actually didn't know those existed and think it's pretty funny

Their clementine Oranges are god tier, I go into marksies just to buy them

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He says, in English.

alright post your fucking head then you vitamin D deprived runt

I'm sorry mate, you just don't, that's a cope.
But hey lad, at least you have brains, in a few years you'll be making good money which attractive people don't usually end up doing

Beer is alri

Could put away 30 pints or more

Ireland is basically a big English county, get over it.

If you dont like beer, you're a queer. Simple as.

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has science gone too far

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Shut your fucking gape, I'm not an attention seeking little runt that posts my face here like he is. Also, who the fuck do you think you're talking to my little runt? You're in a general dedicated to British culture, you're an anglophile, simple as. Don't like me telling it how it is then fuck off

>yet maggie thatcher gave the order to shoot to kill even if they were innocent.
she really was based

lol tell them that it's possible to avoid fights sometimes and they'll go apoplectic as evidenced this morning

there are only 6 of us left and half of them only show up once a month
(not counting emma yank and poleslaw)

Lidl's cheapest oats taste like expensive branded oats from 'trose

Reckon it's actually the attractive ones that get far in life considering social mobility is what gets you far

Makes it odd that I'm not doing bad really

I use my charisma to de-escalate the taste of the beer, or else its too icky for me x

Doing OHP lads, 50kg up over my cannister

fine i’ve got nothing to be ashamed of

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literally no shame lmao

No. I could put away 20 beers (4.2% at 12 oz) though.

>other 2
>already up to 6
>not counting....
oh nonono

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who do you think the best teams were in auschwitz? who won the league?

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Fuck off cunt. Nothing beta about getting your gf to work hard

hello bartek

This

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at what age did you start frequently using Jow Forums?
do you think it had a significant negative impact on your life?

Monica: a modern British tragedy

lmao stop sticking your jaw out you ugly, greasy, sickly bastard

He's better looking than the fucking yank posting pictures of his face, let's be honest

You look like someone who bullied me in school

every day:
me
city of london

every week:
lancashire
ontario

every month:
liverpool
nova scotia

irrelevant:
emma freak
paki freak

dont be so pedantic

I'm far from an anglophile. Would rather live in fucking namibia than your shitty third world island

ugly projecting mong

>You can defuse any situation by talking and avoid physical confrontation throughout your entire life
Yeah, if you're a gimp maybe

he looks like the most jewish welshman ever

i just realised that the cockpit of the millennium falcon is on the side rather than in front and centre of the ship

it's weird and i don't like it

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lmao sorry mate, but that's an unfortunate situation you've got there

>You look like someone who bullied me in school

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