/brit/

good because they hate all poles now fuck off nobody wants you

...

dont care

Based and redpilled. Fuck england, fuck the queen, fuck prods. Up da ra

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turt has spongebob tattoos

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I woke up at 10pm, slept pretty well. Had morning wood so i stroked for a bit but didn't cum. Now I'm bored, shops all shut and waiting for them to open so i can go pick up some food and make a nice healthy breakfast for myself

just arsed myself if you know what i mean

is it ok to get naked near your cat?

just put on some underwear and my cat watched me do it. i dont know if they know what they're seeing or not.

do you like feet because that's the only part of a woman you can ever see ahahah

love girlfeet

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oh also tried a bumwank but wasnt feeling it so to speak
going to do a poo in the next 3 hours and have a shower
dont know what the rest of the day ill do, just see how it goes

you don't post everyday you gremlin

the left can't meme

*passes this picture to my barber*

>i woke up at 10pm
how does this even happen

tired leave alone

what a load of paranoid bollocks

dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-6610789/How-guard-wealth-Comrade-Corbyn.html
dailymail.co.uk/money/experts/article-6610789/How-guard-wealth-Comrade-Corbyn.html

17 million uneducated, lower class balding Britons...

the right can't shag

last night i woke up at 11pm, my sleep pattern is a bit messed up atm

Awk that’s not very nice now is it

please be respectful to other cultures

Get a fucking job you little freakish virgin

Rape is NEVER ok, why is that so hard for you incels to understand?

why do you turn on your pass to make horrible posts then turn it off again?

oh no the virgin freak at toil is trying to talk to the 17 year old girl again please stop aAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

never say never

Little known fact: Kev is a practicing adherent to the Anglish movement, using only Germanic words in the entirety of "cold out"

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>13 stone
got really fat lads what do?

youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w

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Drop some of them

All women should know the joy of an orgasm, rape is the easiest way to get it.

Buck your ideas up you fucking slovenly pig

So my method is generally to go to a tube site and look at the top rated vids, for me Xhamster is generally best, but I like to mix it up

Good tube sites lads?

r8 the mog boys

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l will never turn a blind eye to internet justice

Saw a delightful Song Thrush in my garden today with my Binoculars

find it strange how so many brits are bald

>Feet
Doesn't do anything for me really especially if it's some Eastern Euro whore because I know she's trekking about all day working her slave labour job for a pittance and they're probably blistered and fucked.

what do you mean turn it off? i have the quick reply window set to persistent so i dont have to type it in

Like most of you and hope your lives are going well x

eat less

so utterly weird

Used to be a gnome mage me

Based

Force from the bombs the IRA detonated blew their hair straight off

i shit

just necked a whole innocent smoothie

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>edgy undead rogue
You have to be 18

based & pompyroblastpilled

Poles are more bald imo, it is weird

>i shit

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>their
>british flag
hm

kawaii, the best race for mages

fuck off we're entirely in line with the rest of europe in terms of baldness

Orc Shaman/Warlock/Warrior is the Patrician’s Choice

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>r8 the mog boys

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don't get how people can have sex marathons for over 1-2 hours
i just get bored with all the pumping after 20 mins at the most and want to cum

i shag

bfa is fucking horrendous why are you still playing it

well well well a devon poster dares to show his face in /brit/ again

t. Plays handball with grenades

bloody hell kev has aged 10 years in 2

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>don't get how people can have sex marathons for over 1-2 hours
literally nobody does that
you can be in bed with someone for ages and change things up and do a bit of shagging in that period, but literally nobody ever does 2 straight hours of fucking

mad how sydney is such a big city yet public transport is shockingly bad

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you

The chadcel

youtube.com/watch?v=LX2wj5lh-KQ

Just think of it, this man is an incel. A virgin freak. That jaw, that hairline, those eyes he is a VIRGIN FREAK INCEL LOSER.

What hope do YOU have?

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i only really pvp these days so i dont really care about the rest of the game much. pvp is still pretty fun even though blizz tries to fuck pvp up constantly too.

looking like are Mark

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GRENADES MO FUCKAAAAA

>dave is the devon janny
fucking hell

>
fucking HELL

nigga got downs or somin lool

*cough cough*
ahem.

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Fact of the matter is: I shag. I've often been told by women that I have a cheeky smile, and I've shagged a fair few whom have labelled me "cheeky" not long after they have done so. What they don't know is that I'm just method acting as a certain stereotype so that I can improve my odds on the shag happening at all. However, I've found over and over again that if a girl calls me "cheeky", it means she would let me fuck her and has thought about it, now all I have to do is not fuck up until it happens, and close before I do fuck up.

Virgins won't believe it, but it's worked for me.

Absolute mentalists

those laugh lines are hideous

based pint lads

how do i pretend to be more cheeky?

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The left can’t meme
The right can’t move out of their parents house or get a gf or wife

youtu.be/evP8CnDb150

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Sounds like he's redpilled

ive had a mare

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imagine the STENCH he gives off while doing this

'the right' on average are significantly wealthier, and more swole

*sheds a tear*

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Together we will beat cancer

wine gums are peng

These are the same fibbers that cried about >muh bus