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finna bouta do a

heyooo swedish friend

How does it feel to be a literal descendant of British garbage

Unless ur a Chang

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the native american came up to them

going t' barbers soon
what should I ask for?
nothing mental, just want it neat and tidy

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>the native american came up to them

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Ask for the usual

aren't you a halfblack mutt mate how does it feel to be the descendent of british garbage yourself?

feels alri

the more a nonwhite girl complains about white people the more white lads she has shagged

dave got destroyed in a music argument last night

gay off

>woman with brown eyes becomes famous for singing about how she's an animal
>pair her with an actual animal from america
how did you get away with it lads

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how could anyone think the simon look is good

business up the front party out the back

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such a sweetie, would marry her

unhelpful

Pure Irish and Jamaican la

If you want a "standard" haircut you can ask for a number 5 back and sides, with a trim on top. They'll ask you how short you want the fringe at some point, I'd day whatever looks right plus 1-2cm (since it's easier to move slightly longer hair to the side than wait for hair to regrow if it's cut too short)

if moscow is the third rome whats the second

you're a sight to behold turtle you really are

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Jen is unironically top shelf. The production quality is amazing.

Autism

>pure...and...

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cheers

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Middlesbrough

would old perverted benders be interested in buying my sweaty socks or dirty boxers? must be a market for it desu

>Be you
>Work at Tesco or Walmart or something
>Masochist
>Lose forever, your miserable life is garbage throughout, you're a victim of life
>Most you can expect is to marry some fat pig if you're lucky
>Wank to cartoons and play video games all day
vs.
>Be Napoleon
>So-called "Sadist"
>Attempt to conquer
>Succeed (*..and some other stuff happens later, ha yes)
>Improve the lives of millions at the cost of thousands
>Have a whole era named after you
>Already remembered as "Napoleon The Great" and will be for thousands of years like Alexander is, Hannibal, Jesus, Khan, et al.

oh great gypsy king tell me my fortune

Grade 1 all over

turt would you recommend the mullet look
did you get any snarky comment when you first started sporting it? desperate for a new look

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Clean up, bucko.

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now but the brexit bus in it with jo cox

It's all about who's perceived as the conquering class. Among Western lower classes, it's more and more blacks and Arabs; in some parts of Africa, it's Chinese men. Very simple stuff really

Me in the passenger seat

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I shagged a lot more when I got the mullet

Sorry? How is that autism?

tugging my pipe

haven't washed my penis is 2 weeks. gave the bellend a rub with some tp though

Did I fucking stutter
>sorry?
Autism

dont ask niggers to explain their rantings

mmmm i see

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=r_OQcHj54Tw

cannot stop watching this
youtube.com/watch?v=GEeMr2KoOkM

How was your day so far? Will write poem.

got a smelly anus

shave that cock, bucko

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>paying money to post on a free website

soundcloud.com/jacktheripperuk/progression-volume-24-jack-the-ripper-free-download#t=5:37

Makes me want to suplex my auntie

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This guy literally approaches groups of young people and attempts to make them harass him then posts contextless clips online claiming muh racism lmao

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love Jung
love Jesus
love my father

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What a tedious cunt
desuarchive.org/int/search/country/au/image/yIj752DCqkGdiMG4Enn2gQ/

ah yes, the 'nus

You look like a shit decorator

Based

is that the queen?

>he checks timestamps to see if you have a pass or not
alri black sherlock settle down

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never shagged ama

hairline is thinning and want to die

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Amer's character and life feels like it was written by Kafka

not a fan of the sexualization of asmr. i use it for the cathartic aspect cause i'm a virgin freak who hasn't felt the loving attention of a woman before. helps me cope. you want to wank, fuck off to pornhub or redtube.

Lmao

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no offence zo3y but the world would be better off if you just OD'd in a gutter somewhere

got a full head of hair me

see hes learned well from rorke

yeah he's the reason why a zoomer with a punchable face will have his life ruined before it even started
fuck injuns, I hope his dumb act atleast shed some light on how dishonest the American news press actually is

can't believe he didnt use the fact that he was trans to get let off in the trial

The white dna kicks in sometimes 22222222222 >>>>> 1

None taken podraig

her name is MONI

>we're here with a high court writ to reposes yer cock

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>22222222222 >>>>> 1
are you retarded

Why do you post stuff like this?

On the old heroin laced weed again

Fucking Somali dealers

take your meds 'tismobruce

Who k or amer?

>the Jehovah witnessess are back again

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ever imagine ordinary activities except no one has any clothes . do it when im horny because im a virg

baffling program this is

I'm from Yorkshire

what do you gain from this gimmick

Based paul

Running up a debt with Vodafone to see if I can get on their

Love u, stay based

>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM. So, you don't repay debt in MY enforcement area? I have a high court writ with your name on it. Your goods are now forfiet
>b-but they are on finance
>THEN PAY HALF NOW

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