We're looking for a team player

>we're looking for a team player

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faggot. stop posting this thread every day.

>We're offering a Junior position that requires 25 years of experience, boomers need not apply.

Here we go again....again

stop putting the same cliches in every job description HR boomer

that chip you got there must weigh a ton. Is it that hard to get a job at Jamba Juice these days?

>It is mostly a matter of wills. Whose will is going to break first? Ours or the enemy's?
-jeb

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>we realize you meet all the qualifications, and you have a somewhat impressive resume, but you're just not who were looking for at the moment

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2020

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>Put literally everything related to my field in my resume
>Lie about work experience

>SORRY, WE CAN NOT INVITE YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW BECAUSE YOU DO NOT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS I

>you're perfect for this position and we're ready to offer you a job if you'd like to accept.
>-thats exactly what i would be saying to you if chad hadnt already been given the job

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Couldn't take another one of these. Embracing NEETdom. Praying for the bull market

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Stop falling so hard for the fucking memes and just get a job you got damned NEET reject

>I'm sorry user, you are overqualified for the job

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>set sights high
>work really hard at uni, excellent grades
>apply for high paying jobs in my field
>study hard for the technical job interviews
>get questions mostly right in phone interview
>sorry, you didn't get the job
>wait another year, reapply to them all
>rejected again
>finally accept defeat
>apply for jobs that are far shitter than I'd ever imagined doing and not even related to my field
>get rejected from these too
Tldr I'm not even qualified to clean toilets. Meanwhile if I'd claimed to be transgender I'd be hired by now. And the icing on the cake
>not even eligible for welfare

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>We’re looking for a highly motivated individual who can Multitask in a fast paced diverse workplace.

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no you need to literally just be confident and be personable in interviews to succeed, emphasise your achievements
nothing changed in my life but my tone and bearing over the phone and i had interviews and opportunities coming out of my ears + broke into a field i have no official qualifications for

Only pays for hours from 9 to 5
>were looking for someone who doesn't have 9 to 5 mentality

Salary work with no overtime
>we're looking for someone who's flexible

I had this happen to me. So fucking annoying.

>what is the minimum amount of pay you are willing to work for?

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That has literally never been a question. Why do NEETs try to pretend they're functioning members of society?

We're all larpies here.
NEETs larping as wagies, wagies larping as middle class, etc.

I was literally asked this yesterday for a manufacturing engineer position.

No you weren't

Yes I was.

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>what is your desired minimum
Is not that same as
>what is the minimum amount of pay you are willing to work for
Do you not understand that in the big boy world you need to fight for yourself and your salary? Do you think a passive little bitchboy like yourself is going to get paid the same as someone going in to that interview knowing what they're worth?

It's like I can see the victim complex seething in to the rest of your life.

It's true. When I applied for a job at a local cinema they asked me how much I expected to earn an hour.

And like I said how much you are expecting is not the same as them specifically asking how low you will go.

Those are literally the same question. Jesus, you're an insufferable faggot. Utterly BTFO.

They're not the same question you genz retard

Sorry, but we're looking for someone who can handle repetition.

Are you blind? It asked for a minimum.

I literally told the HR cunt who interviewed me that mutlitasking isnt real. I didnt really care about that job desu, was interviewing for sport at that point.

>What is your desired minimum
Do you value yourself at minimum wage? Do you value yourself over the median income for that job? What do you see as your value?
Holy shit you know you're going to have to argue if you want decent salary increases, right?
No-life-experience college genz babbies are the worst, most entitled people I've encountered

>moves goal posts after being btfo

Looks like we caught ourselves an HR roastie.

Better hope you can live off the neet bucks with how bad your autism it

It's been fun kiddos, enjoy your victim complexes

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insane HR boomer roast detected
nice digits tho

Sure thing gramps. Keep being right about everything, even on an anonymous kitten scrapbooking club forum where its impossible to lose face.

Keep being unemployed not for lack of trying, loser
Chekd, you're retarded, but chekd

Why are you guys such fags?

> I wanted to get back to you and let you know we've decided to move forward with some other candidates. I'm sorry we won't be going further at this time, but I wanted to thank you for taking the time to talk with myself, boomer, and zoomer. I encourage you to continue learning and working on side projects, and feel free to reapply in the future if you're still interested.

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what field?

I'm literally a 30/yo boomer and fighting back job offers rn. My biggest problem is deciding which job I want to take.

Sure thing bubbs

the point is I don't care about your shitty HR mindgames. I'm an autist programmer, give me a job and I'll build stuff. test actual job skills instead of wasting everyone's time with retarded "what would you do if you were a butterfly" type questions. literally everything wrong with the job market

It's like you're just asking to get BTFO'ed again.

Then why haven't you started your own company? Do you even have a business license?
(you)