Uhmmm

I don't have any ETH or bitcoin?
So I can't get free shit?
This blows

>implying niggaz can be equal to normal people

Wait now I understand. It's all a huge shilling action.

>You have been warned

you guys are just pretending to be stupid

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Holy shit

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I'm being serious. I don't have any crypto and it says I need to deposit crypto to get crypto

What did he mean by this?

>Stick by the rich guy you marry
>Gets into crypto
>20k per coin holy shit you guys can do so much coke now
>Keep asking him to sell his coins but he wont
>Watch crypto prices go lower and lower
>Get fed up and decide to poison your husband so you can get his money and make the "right" decisions
>Forget that he installed virus blocker inside his own body and your attempt fails
>Blame it on some other dude you all hung out with before
>Be believed because the only thing John can't fight is being pussy whipped.

I hope he realizes it soon before she over morphines his drips or something.

he is dying

he never was our guy
>never

Dude's watched too many Hollywood movie, end of second act speeches

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Holy kek

>guy

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kek

kek

How long until he eats his own dick?

checked AND kek'd

Heh

KEK

irl bubs

I think he's unironically about to die

does he actually have a tattoo that says don't fuck with my wife on his chest? this fucking guy kek

Please let it be true.

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>He's fucking lost it, hasn't he?

he never was sane that's what's so loveable about him.

I think the CIA niggers got him. He knows too much, so just like Terry Davis, they're making him go insane with some kind of wireless insanity-inducing device.

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chek em

>calls Jay „Ethereum is not a Security“ Clayton a Motherfucker
>end up in a Hospital

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where my /ethernet wanderers/ at
RISE UP

Is he going to eat his dick yet???

Terry Davis is a national treasure.

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>twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1011627263098544131
he hasn't lost it.
he, like, never had it.

>he, like, never had it.
this

kek

His nasal cannula is out of his nose.
In the hospital he was intubated and still only had I think it was a 93 pulse ox (oxygen in the blood).

Basically he is not getting enough oxygen, hence the weird talk.

Top kek

youtube.com/watch?v=8spJCEspEaE
People with medical experience analyzing fuckups is one of my favourite things of 2018

lol

ps. this nigga can literally not stop shilling, even after almost dying recently

seems to cut off the end

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Why does his skin look so healthy? Looks like he is on vacation

>Can't eat your own dick of you are dead
Genius!

So is anybody gonna try to get word out to him?
Money runs the world so is there any financial incentive or liability to do so?

I dont get this, charlie posted this same thing yesterday
twitter.com/SatachiLite/status/1011257110246711297

Maybe he just ate a bad hookers shit that disagreed with him.

>twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1011627263098544131
LOL at the ETH giveaway scammers.

quality post

toppest of keks

Wtf lmoa

BUBS MCAFEE FOCKIN JEJ

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>wandering around the Ethernet
Fucking loled IRL

Wtf
Pls don't let this be real. This is pedophilic child abuse.

it's obviously not real

it's one of those things they show you while hooked up to a brain scanner to determine if you're a psychopath

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>they are literally killing him because they are scared of crypto and his influence

OR

>he is scamming at a level we thought not possible

He got poisened?

Fuck no. This is the same guy who faked a heart attack to evade questioning in Belize. Mother fucker just faked a coma to shill a healthcare coin the John McAfee way.

based mcafee shilling even when he's dying lmao, what a champ

Why is he always sunburnt?

>.5 BTC has been deposited into your wallet

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Stop giving this unflushable peice of shit attention.

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He lost it years ago, he blew his brains out on drugs. But since he told you coinfags what you wanted to hear, you gave him credibility.

glorious

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nice scam, very elaborate.

.5 btc for shilling Mcafe? How the fuck do I get in on this?

Yeah. I mean it's sooooo obvious. I thought about tweeting it to him but figured he'd just flip out and block me or have some sort of spaz attack. My Twitter handle is my real name so it's not worth it. Someone with a troll account break the news to him.

so if i just laughed that makes me a honest person right? a psychopath would pretend outrage right?

Noooo this fucker and his whale friends are supposed to pump my LUX bags when the bull market comes back. He can't die. Get better you stupid drug addict.

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F

reacting with anything other than shock and repulsion means you should join the armed forces.

yeah but army life is not for me.
i can't get up early that just cramps my style.
when i was young we had mandatory conscription. i was given exemption based on psych eval. i like to think it was because i asked real nice to be left alone.

>yeah but army life is not for me.
>i can't get up early that just cramps my style.
What do you mean, don't you wasn't to die for Israel? Fucking antisemite how dare you?

it's not that but waking at 4:50 and morning exercise is a pass thank you. i would be down to shoot various brown colored people for oil and everything otherwise. if army life only started at 11am...

He needs to keep a low profile and to stop trying to be the public face of crypto. I love McAfee, but he's absolutely batshit crazy.

>i
>i
>i
gonna go ahead and say if you're not a newfag you're a psychopath, user
nothing wrong with that though, so are most CEOs and this is Jow Forums afterall

I thought it was hilarious

top zozzle

I steam of conscious my posts, then edit out the I's to appear normal. I agree that I'm probably psychotic as well. I won't edit the I's out of this post.

People at my work are afraid of me. I'm afraid of myself. Please send help.

He had a massive drug overdose + heart attack I'm guessing.

The 'I WAS MUH POISONED" meme is his way of saving face.

Is this you

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Nigger

>being smart enough TOO know

Its a play on words to mock Nazi's. Other High IQ "commies" would understand.

>plural of "Nazi"
>Nazi's