You have 10 seconds to act as Colombian as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Colombian as possible.

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>You have 10 seconds to act as Colombian as possible.

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*exports cocaine*

*fucks a donkey*

*eats chicharrones and arepas*

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^teaches you math

*clones your credit card*

*sits on your face*

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>we are so much better than Argentin- *guerrillas blow up his house*

*sniff sniff*

>kills your fbi agent

COLOMBIA ES BLANCO!

*parks a car bomb near the police*

Muh dick

wtf I love Colombia now

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*lowballs all my nearest colleague's job offer salaries by 50%*

*connects to na servers with 140 ping*

>be Colombian
>whip out dick and visit pic related
>sexy time hnngh
>b-but that's my mom/sister/daughter wtfdesufam ;_;
>finish anyway, because a good fap is a good fap

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>steals gasoline from a pipeline and gets blow up to pieces

based and chadpilled
cringe
cringe
top lad
he knows
cringe
based and brappilled
houses being blown up has never happened in history
cringe
2013 tier
Knower
cringe
> losing your job to a negro with 0 studies
I hate that shit. Love when I'm the host and americans seethe tho
meme tier
wrong country

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Based Colombian.
I like (You).

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>Oye mama, tengo un party en mi cama ;)

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>takes a swig of Club Colombia Gold, throws a bag of gunpowder down a lane and then takes a bit of arepa

Love you too brother
I wished that were me
Almost based and redpilled

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O-O-OVY ON THE DRUMS