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I thought it was just a British thing where if you buy a house, you only own the house and not the land

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don't understand the joke linking podcasts and this high court sheriff TV show thing

unit

hate this country at times but could never be happy anywhere else

the main problem is my lack of money to be honest

based

cringe

gf left this haha

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wow super chill dog

Early to meet the gf so I'm spoons for a swifty haha

You can add haggis to your fry up for £1 because of Burns night, and there's a haggis burger.

Based, might have to indulge at some point this week

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>meow

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Saw this earlier today, some woman's debt ended up going to her parents since they were the guarantors, mother started sobbing away since they couldn't afford to pay it off. Felt bad.

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Placebo did it better

*nasally dublin accent *
Righ', use are all dur'ee bleedin' eejits. Duh du-bleedin'-bin accent is no' nae-zelly, righ'

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whites is to german heritage
as blacks is to jamaican heritage

Janny!

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business idea; everyone on /brit/ types in their accents

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why wouldn't they?
you know what a guarantor is right?

decided that i'll be that cranky old bastard who harasses the local government at their public meetings

No idea what the Dublin accent is like, assume all Irish sound the same desu with southern lads being harder to understand.

People LOVE seeing others misfortunes. See Jeremy Kyle, and the various yank programmes of this ilk

soy dogs go to heaven

why are there so many 4.8% lagers around? why not just brew them to 5% and save some ink?

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>allowing yourself to be a guarantor for someone

dunno how anyone can do this and NOT expect to get mugged off

very impressive
ty for making this

those goats look cosy as

are these big guniea pigs?

imagine he started fucking them and they were into it - then imagine being that dog.

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.2 alcohol costs more than the amount of ink that turns 0 into 8

>being such shit parents that you bring up a child that manages to get into a lot of debt

Alcohol duty is based on strength, cutting a tenth of a % in volume will likely save them millions

Nai see hur you durtay wesht brit bashturd, ail car bomb yoo inte da nexsht fookin milehneeum so ah well

>haha le baity post

Capybaras.

They sound about as different varying on region as we do here from region to region in england

i did this for my brother and he screwed me over

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fuck me 7/7 was that long ago, remember my teacher telling us it happened and i got in trouble for telling everyone the french did it out of jealousy of britain

Basically their daughter modified her rental place, got ordered to change it back but didn't, this went to court, she lost and was sent a fine. The fine more than tripled (because she fucked off without paying) and they couldn't afford to pay that. Fucked over because their daughter was an idiot.

a hard rain is gona fall

i hope to be this comfy someday

these lads are pieces of shit praying on poor cunts

plebe

The Sunday roast

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It's utterly disgusting but somehow the rot infecting society becomes entertainment.
Really usurers, Jerermy Kyle, and the people who sell living beyond their means, drug use, and irresponsible sexuality to the stupid and weak of society should be removed from society.

capybaras
literally giant rats
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That kind of makes it sound like women cant be any of these

Nah rats are aggressive, capybaras are new world animals and unlike old world rats.

were the pigs infected with something I wonder otherwise it just seems a waste

please kill yourself

would love to shag this Anna lass from Anna and the apocalypse

Poor piggos but they were probably diseased

This is fucking disgusting, what’s the story behind it?

no such thing as toxic masculinity in the first place
there needs to be a fucking end to this shit, and soon

jesus

Is that still the best way to do it? Christ

*nasally dublin accent *
Oi neead sum gir in a bad way lads, me ho-well ihz banjaxed from da ridin' I go' last nigh' off ur man Tye-rowan

Will save up all my money this year to leave for my mum. Failed her enough.

Even if they were diseased, there are more humane ways to kill them and you can burn the bodies once they are dead

*is rambunctious*

cringe

they couldnt have done that in a more humane way? if youre going to kill them might as well not make it such a bad death..

Any Ystrad Clud man in?

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'sheeds fucking lost it this time

Leave a few quid for me mate x

grim grim grim grim grim

oh god what's rorke banging on about this time

just ate a shit load of food
feel fat

THERES NO TIME WE GOTTA STOP IT BEFORE IT SPREADS

capitalism is the enemy of the Celtic people

Ah so men have to be perfect otherwise they are toxic but women don’t need to improve on anything?

Chinks or Russians?

men don't force themselves to be included in female oriented hobbies, so why do women force themselves into male oriented hobbies?

>In 2011 Nyborg published "The Decay of Western Civilization: Double Relaxed Darwinian Selection"[15] in the journal Personality and Individual Differences, arguing that Denmark was likely to experience a dysgenic effect on intelligence due to immigration from the Middle East. Following publication he was indicted by the Committees on Scientific Dishonesty (DCSD), accused of scientific misconduct and of plagiarism
>Nyborg sued the DCSD to get the verdict reversed, won the case in March 2016 and was awarded costs of over 200,000
based and dare i say it, redpilled

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this sounds so dodgy to me
why would anyone invest in a shop like hmv in 2018

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All womyn are perfect sweetie x

miss reading the musings of the international playboy
wonder why he moved on

It was fucking multiple medical professionals is the crazy thing, the doctor that originally sectioned me and the two that i saw afterwards both weren't convinced that this medication was the cause of it.
I'm really thankful that the one guy who saw me while i was in the ward knew his shit.

omg this is a morally despicable

*bites into a bacon sarnie*

can't be real

Shur ai've had it up ta HAR! wit yoo junkeh BASHTARDS! Norn iron IS and alwehs WELL BE BRETESH. Dont yoo DAHRE insult mai luvlah QUEEN

This is likely the slant eyed yellow people doing this, the sheeds wouldn’t have pigs to burn in the first place

Should be labelled as child abuse and have them thrown in prison. Fucking tranny freaks need to be culled.

>Committees on Scientific Dishonesty (DCSD)
pretty orwellian desu

>Mr. Rogers was homophobic
>Chris Evans is a sexist man pretending to be a homophobic American man from the 1940's
>Chadman Boswick is a sexist man pretending to be a nativist, xenophobic African man

asset stripping?

Mike Ashley is specialised in asset stripping

Alri

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AVE MARIA