There are two languages on this Earth

This.

Ne ran ket forzh gant ar galleg, paotr.
Goulenn kement-se gant unan ma fell dit, n'eo ket ma afer.

based+redpilled

t. butthurt french dialect speaker

Gant ur Gall, pa lavarin mat...

>Calls me butthurt, despite demonstrating how obviously butthurt he is

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How many brittonic words in english?
Like... 0% ?
LOL english is such a loser language... You've been frenched so hard by the Normans...

Did I find a new way to trigger the French?
Very interesting...

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Why? You didn't attack my language nor my ethnicity... I don't care about France, I don't care about french you moron.

How do you say "interesting" in english?

We can just ignore you or shut you out with the local banter. I honestly don’t know why you’re happy with your language’s inevitable death.

I don't think they're triggered. We're actually proud of having Franconian words in our language.

We have various synonyms to choose from. Name a language with more average amount of synonyms per word.

You are retarded.

LOL english died long ago with the Norman invasion of Britain... You are the loser here.

>We're actually proud of having Franconian words in our language
>Says the country that completeky chnaged their spelling because too many words were actually German

>being proud of having German words in your language.

But you chose the french words over the english ones, every time, to show the world how french you are.

Not really. Germanic is still the base of the English language. You can construct a coherent English sentence entirely from Germanic words, but not with French-derived words.

hollly fuckinng shiiitttt LMAOOOOOOO

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Chinese and Haskell.

How do you say "retarded" in english you french moron?

>How do you say "retarded" in english
France.

How do you say "ANGLOED" in your language?

How do you say 'base", "language", "construct", "coherent", "sentence", "entirely" and "derived" in english?

That's an overblown meme though. It didn't happen that way.
What did happen is that loanwords, mainly from Italian, displaced the Franconian words in our language.

>names 7 words out of something that has more than 50,000.

>That's an overblown meme though. It didn't happen that way.
It literally did though, just saying it didn't happen doesn't make it so.

Why did you steal words from the Romans, Pierre?

>status of brittonic native language of England : totally white on the map, 0 speaker
>status of gaulish native language of France : totally white on the map, 0 speaker
LOOOOOOOOL What a pathetic loser you are!

looks like you guys are the ones who lost Pierre.

I don't think there is any group of people who get more triggered on this board than French people when you say English is the only relevant language.

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Maybe your ancestors should have fought harder?

BASED

Or that their language is just a Germanic one larping as a Latin one.

France is a germanic word, from a germanic tribe, the Franks.
We Bretons defeated these Franks two times.
The English were defeated by others germanic tribes, the Angles and the Saxons. They conquered you and wiped out your native brittonic language. LOL you're such losers!

saoznekaet

English is only 26% germanic.
It's over.
Too late.
You've been frenched.
LOL

>The English were defeated by others germanic tribes, the Angles and the Saxons
What are you even trying to say here? Do you know what any of those words mean?
Lad, you're absolutely frothing at the mouth, calm down.

Narr

And Logic

Perak e rit "Pierre" ac'hanon ? N'on ket gall ha ne ran ket forzh gant Bro-C'hall...
Goulennit gant ur Gall 'ta ma fell deoc'h gouzout ar pezh a soñjont, rak me ne ran ket forzh ganto !

>200000 breton speakers in 2019
>we "lost"
LOL

Deutsch ist für Schwule und Frauen.

FR
>take 12 sentences to say something simple, sounds like diarrhea when spoken fast
DE
>okay tier. sounds ugly when some people speak it, verbs at end of sentence is stupid, three genders is dumb as fuck
Any scandi language
>all sound kind of gay, stupid letters and grammar, extinct within 100 years so who cares
Slavic languages
>top tier masculine dominant languages, Czech is best.
English
>god tier, smooth with just the right amount of consonants to vowels, best language in the world
Asian except Japanese
>worst thing ever sounds like aliens talking
Precious nihongo
>Ancient and cultured, full bodied and elegant

>shitposting central
Very happy with this thread I've made, but I fear it isn't exciting enough.
*DING DING DING DING*
*ahem ahuh huh huh *phlegms**
FUCK KRAUTS
FUCK FROGS
FUCK JANNES
And, of course, obligitorily, FUCK NIGGERS

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He's a mentally ill poster from Brittany, please ignore him. He keeps replying to people in Breton to show us his command of the language, even though the number of people who understand it can be counted on one hand.

french was derived from english before you get too le pompouse

>1 billion english speakers
>274 million french speakers
>200,000 breton speakers

Guess we all know which language actually matters Pierre, can't wait for both French and Breton to get wiped from the memory of any European. ANGLOED

My Breton Ancestors fought hard and today I, my children and my grandchildren speak breton, the language of our ancestors.
Your "English" ancestors were weak, that's why they were conquered by the Angles, the Saxons, the Normans... That's why you, your children and your grandchildren will never speak the brittonic language of your ancestors.
LOL you are the weak loser here, and we are the fighters.
How many brittonic schools in the USA? None.
How many breton schools in Brittany? Thousands.
LOL stay mad, loser, keep speaking the latinx language of your norman conquerors!

Rennes should be nuked desu.

If you need 12 sentences to say something simple in French, then you just suck at the language. Really.
French was renowned for its simplicity in intellectual circles in the 18th century. It's true that some modern expressions are redundant and complicate it needlessly, but any experienced speaker can do away with them.

The native "English", aka the West-Britons. But you understood me very well.

>my grandchildren
>being on this board after the age 50.

HOLLLLYYY SHITTTT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>angloids BTFO your """people""" so bad you have to colonize what is now known as Brittany
oh no no no no

Dè a chanas tu, Breatannaich?

There are 200 000 breton speakers in 2019.

Lâr se d'ur Gall neuze, ne ran ket forzh, ne sell ket ouzhin.

>the Angles

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>200,000 breton speakers
>on a population of more than 4M people
oh non non non non

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>The native "English", aka the West-Britons
Are you retarded?
>But you understood me very well.
No I didn't because as previously stated, you're retarded.

English has already been wiped by the Normans, long ago.
The native brittonic language of "England" and "France" too, respectively by the Anglo-Saxons and the Romans.
It's too late, you have already lost the game!

>more than 4M
oops, my bad, that's only if you count a department which is not even part of Brittany
lel

Llydaw am byth!

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Wish I could kill all inbred Bretons tbqh. You're embarrassing.

West-brittonic and gaulish have already been "nuked" from history.
You won't never recover them. It's too late.
LOL

Love this thread
Though my autism demands that a pure language like Italian or German to be the Lingua Franca,
Not a mutt one like French or English

How many breton language schools in Brittany? Thousands.
How many gaulish language schools in France?
None?
LOL and you think you can shame us...
LOOOOOOL

>Having to argue the merits of your language in English because no one will understand it

You akready BTFO yourself when you decided to reply

There are no pure languages.

>0 gaulish speakers in France
>on a population of more than 60M people
LOOOOL

West-Britons spoke a celtic language too, but it's dead now.
Same with the Gauls.

based
Annibyniaeth i Lydaw

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There are purer languages you can't deny this
Searching perfection in this not perfect world is foolish

Look at this map and learn about your brittonic ancestors you stupid joke of a man.

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>West-Britons
If you mean Cumbric then yeah. But Cymraeg/Welsh is also Western Brittonic and that's still alive.

italian is stained by too many greek words.

Still Brittany is here on the maps, but Gaul is not anymore... To late for you losers!
You lost your native celtic language, and you lost the celtic name of your people and country too!
LOL you're so pathetic.

Keep speaking the language of your roman conquerors you loser!

Isn't intergenerational transmission of Welsh on the downtrend?

Actually not that much

Language shift is not necessarily a result of being conquered. Normans became French speakers because the French language had higher prestige, and their local wives were the ones taking care of their children's upbringing.
Meanwhile, even if some 200000 people speak Breton out of a population of 4 million, you're still ruled from Paris, and Breton separatism is dead.

>Having to speak english because the native celtic language of your ancestors is dead and lost.

LOL

One single sentence written in breton is already enough to BTFO you, because you won't be able to write a single sentence in west-brittonic, because it's dead. The native celtic language of your ancestors is dead, not mine you moron. You are the loser here, not me.
LOL

Yes and we Bretons are proud of our Welsh brothers.
You English are proud of speaking the language of your conquerorS, that's why you are such a disgrace.
Losers.

I am Welsh
didn't go to a Welsh school though, and nobody I know speaks it (live in the southeast) so although I am trying to learn it it is difficult

Paris is a celtic word, from the gaulish tribe called Parisii. They lost their celtic language long ago, when they were conquered by the Romans. It's too late for them, they will never speak gaulish again, because gaulish is dead. They are losers.

BASED CELTS NOT EVEN CARING FOR THEIR ACTUAL LANGUAGE

And you'll always be ruled by these losers. How sad.

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>Russian are best languages.
You mean that noise someone makes when they cough is a language?