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mad how boomers brains all got wrecked by lead poisoning and we're all suffering the consequences now

>He didn't see the super wolf blood moon with his own eyes and do a pagan prayer
Untersoymensch

STREETLAMPS? WHO FUCKING NEEDS THEM. LIGHT POLLUTION CANT SEE THE SKY AURRRRRRGHHH IM ANGRY

they probably didn't think shit until the first con men were born

wish I was British lads :(

The Roman historian Tacitus wrote about the reaction to a Lunar eclipse, probably that of AD14; he describes how a group of soldiers, on seeing the moon disappearing, made a large amount of noise to help the moon in her struggle against the unknown foe, until the eclipse ended.

Me? Hate clouds.

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>super wolf blood moon
ah man that sounds cool as fuck wish i was a barbarian but like a really strong and powerful one no one that looks like me now

'tis i, big hat logan, thy friendly neighbourhood dark souls character *bows flamboyantly, steadying headgear*

i doubt that

im fat

Based pagan rome

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it's true I love British culture (except the food can be lacking)

What kind of hat do you have Logan?

*laughs in free healthcare*

>*laughs in free healthcare*

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Define 'free'

i wanna execute kikes and shout at my moon godesses with de lads :(

what aspects of british culture do you like it

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NEED a Welsh gf to whisper pure garlic into my ear while we make babbies

It's the cringiest most American name possible.
One thing that annoys me is that American nerds and university research departments get to name space geography. I want future generations to deal with planets named in Latin or after mythological origins, not live on planets in the Batman system or crash their spaceships into the Fuckdrumpf asteroid belt.

Why be such a dullard? Have you no soul, man?

lose some weight you foul beast

I think Euros can handle it because they're way smarter and more responsible than us. Americans are unironically too stupid and subhuman.

free at the point of care (which will be at some dingy out of town gp surgery in off hours 15 days after you wanted an appointment with a black bastard who can barely speak english and a fat roastie who doesn't want to know you)

americans are based
no

the footy, pints, cozy pubs, soggy biscuit

this isnt a lullaby that was just some taff tryna say deano's god the smack

Little did they know that the "enemy" blocking out the moon was the earth itself.

big'n. when adjusted sufficiently, it covers my face bar the mouth so you can hear my witty quips and see only my psychopathic, sarcastic smirk beneath the brim

the state pays for it
I'm not the state therefore it's free

>soggy biscuit
how do you know about this

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>americans are based
No we aren't. Yanks belong in the bin.

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irish culture is literally just cultural cringe so im not surprised you have this aversion to something just because you think it sounds american and thereby lump it in with the worst things america does

americans are unironically cool

i would love to know the creators of memes, especially this one

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limp bizkit

I spend too much time here

romans were all gay

That's extremely accurate, lad. When did you move to Aus?

greeks were based

you have pubs in america though

nothing wrong with being gay unless you're some kike worshipping christoid

If it were up to us we'd destroy the Colosseum to make parking lot for McDonalds.

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romans, we're all gay

Italy and France are very turbulent nations, don't you think? A frantic people

been here 5 months (with a short trip to nz in the middle), back home next month

yeah

The ol' working visa?

We don't have the "pub culture" Brits have. Maybe a few places in New England are like that, but that's about it.

Cultural cringe is an australian term, and while you are likely correct depending on what you intend to mean by "cultural cringe" and "Irish culture", I think you're misusing the term by applying it to my disdain for the idea of American low-culture leaving a footprint that could last as long as the human race does.
My disdain for that culture is also not related to anything "america does", if by that you mean political actions.

true

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but they're not cozy like yours plus you guys get fresh(ish) Guinness

Just an irony of history.

Once a dream did weave a shade
O’er my Angel-guarded bed,
That an emmet lost its way
Where on grass methought I lay.

Troubled, 'wilder'd, and forlorn,
Dark, benighted, travel-worn,
Over many a tangled spray,
All heart-broke I heard her say:

‘O, my children! do they cry?
Do they hear their father sigh?
Now they look abroad to see:
Now return and weep for me.’

Pitying, I dropp'd a tear;
But I saw a glow-worm near,
Who replied: ‘What wailing wight
Calls the watchman of the night?

‘I am set to light the ground,
While the beetle goes his round:
Follow now the beetle’s hum;
Little wanderer, hie thee home.’

caaaaaaaaanddy and taffyy
bangers truly do not age

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do you live in Rome?

no
ive been there though

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choon

You know some Jews are ritual sacrificing right now right

They won't miss the super blood wolf moon

no, for i am a neet

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me too just a few months ago I also took the train up to Orvieto for a day trip, lovely little town

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Awoken from my slumber

Toilberg is waiting.

Off to toil.

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the town i live in is named after a ancient greek man

can't see shit

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eh you're probably right, I agree with you on most of the examples you mentioned i jsut thought the idea of being a clueless barbarian that wanted to worship a super wolf blood moon like something out of an 80s scifi detective show would be lit, like far cry blood dragon in real life

Me? Going to bed in a huff because I didn’t get to see the Blood Moon. Gutted.
Night love you all xxoxx

i got soul but im not a soldier

do you qualify for greek citizenship for that then

no unfortunately haha

not a werewolf in sight

The glory of the moon is dead;
Night's ghosts and dreams have now departed;
Thine own soul still is true to thee,
But changed to a foul fiend through misery.

Claiming this for /brit/

and much like his father would have been, you are in him always

Need an australian gf to whisk me away off this dreadful island to the white paradise sunshine city of melbourne

bit early mate

Comfy t.b.h.

are you a sicilian are you charlie

Why so defensive?
If you think I'm mocking them from some sort of triumphalist scientistic whig position, you just seem to be taking that slight personally. You aren't some kind of pagan larper we wuzing as a Roman are you?

The true inheritors of Rome are Catholics anyway.

need an arthoe turtle gf

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my bf took me to melbourne a couple months ago and i told him im never going back, outside a very very limited area in the centre, it's completely fucking dire.

Never too early brother HH

yes i am sicilian
my name is not charlie though
its massimo

still amazes me that this man exists

America is for white Anglo Saxons only.

>Never too early brother HH

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would test any werewolf chin

-22 degrees when I woke up

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Eh yeah, but it's not really named "super wolf blood moon" specifically, they just invented that name from three different goofy adjectives they apply to different states the moon can be in and apparently is in tonight.

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the true inheritors of athens are britons
hello massimo the sicilian youd better cut down on the gyros then haha

based

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going outside to stare at the moon lads

it better be fucking red so I can ring toilberg and tell him I'm not coming in because aliens have turned the moon red

As an earthquake rocks a corse
In its coffin in the clay,
So White Winter, that rough nurse,
Rocks the death-cold Year to-day

Would like to be an astronomer but can't see fucking shit with all the lights everywhere.