I want to eat a pussy before I die

I want to eat a pussy before I die.

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keep making incel threads im sure that will help

that won't happen buddy

I already did, nothing special and most women take 8 minutes to cum. You have to finger them as well and figure out combinations they like. Some get very sensitive after sex so you can't eat after you fucked them, same applies before starting to bleed.
Stronk Jow Forums tred.

>Allah created wh*tes as the most physically fine creature
>Wh*tes male somehow thinks asian are more superior

Why? Just why?

I want to put my penis inside a vagina before I die. I NEED to experience that feel lads.

Low test soyboys.

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Of all sexual activities this is the easiest for a heterosexual man to get, with comparatively little effort to boot. Or money, if one wants to follow krautchan traditions.

It's usually better to eat pussy before sex, not after.

>Of all sexual activities this is the easiest for a heterosexual man to get

Only if I pay a hooker. I need a job first.

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Its perfect because she mixed with non white caucasian.

Put yourself out there saying you just want to eat pussy, nothing else. Some woman will take you up on that.

I'm shy

eating pussy is a pussy act

Well, that's the hard part. I feel your pain, I'm shy too.

t. homosexual

It's nice but not life-changing

you can actually get throat cancer if she has an STD.

I WANT THIS

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Being shy is a death sentence for men. I've finally accepted that and am trying to change. I'll never truly be a full normalfag, I don't really want to anyways, but I need to be more of one.

That's rare as fuck.

If you're attractive you can completely get away with being shy, assuming you can make at least a few initial moves, or at least indicators of interest. There is a big difference between being able to be basically self-assertive and being a full normalfag though, and obviously you don't want a girl who is a total normie so you should unironically b the best of urself.

first of all accept you're not going to get a qt like that in the pic
second, go out and know people

HPV is very common
that never stopped me from eating pussy though

You have to eat her pussy quite a bit for that but yes it is true.

You forget that a man still does the fucking while the woman gets fucked. It doesn't matter how hot you are if you act and fuck like an incel. Maybe an ugly bitch will fuck you just so once in her life she can fuck someone hot but is that really a blessing?

>HPV

It's fucking nothing

I'm an extremely shy person but the (admittedly sort of limited) sexual experience I had there was little issue with the sex, or in other words fucking, itself, it was getting there that was the issue. Meeting someone and indicating interest is the killer part. If you have an easier time with that and are just kind of passively sexual I think you really don't have it too badly.

it literally gives you throat cancer dumbshit

That's why you only go down on clean women, easy enough.

Yeah I do before as foreplay. But I did during as well. It's not like linear, like you fuck her in doggie than make her turn around mid sex and put your dick in her mouth for her to suck on it.

No, it doesn't. That shit only happens with homosexual subhumans.

>muh clean women

you might have HPV yourself on your mouth or dick

t. dumbass fucking macaco

There are tests for HPV.

when was the last time you got tested for hpv?

even if you did, I bet your ass you didn't test yourself for mouth or throat hpv

>when was the last time you got tested for hpv?
not only hpv but dsts in general

About a year ago at the doctor's insistence, but to be frank with my sexual history it was unnecessary. I just didn't say that.

>burger user pressured to spend money on test by doctor due to anxiety and awkwardness
lmao
at least the doctor thinks you look like you get laid

Don't do it
It's overrated