/smg/ Stock Market General

Waiting for metals to moon edition.

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous Bread

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finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA180706C00350000?p=TSLA180706C00350000
youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw
qz.com/1216260/warren-buffett-doesnt-beat-the-market-anymore/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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TSLA 400
AMD 40

is on the menu

>he didnt buy C at 64

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

>TSLA
sell tsla

bouncy bounce time

this thread sucks

If you are a disgusting goldbug, just buy ALO, an excellent smol gold mining company with a large amount of positive insider trading recently

ALO TO THE MOON

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I'm waiting for IAG to sink back to ~$5 and then I'll swing trade it back to $6+ again.

just sold half my stocks for crypto.

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Podcast Today?

BEARS BTFO

Dollar cost average that LCI nigga

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No sorry, I'm making it a weekly thing with a review of the whole week in memes and may mays, but instead of just me talking over a screen we go on an adventure outside somewhere comfy

Which coin?

NFLX fighting for 400 now

not looking good

We all know who you are. Chihuahua 5

>not looking good

what do u mean ?

i mean its going down

I want my comfy podcast today

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Riveting
As expected of a small spec

Sitting in ETH until i find something worthy.

thats right

i'm just an LCI long.. the compnay has alot of drugs and alot of new ones coming.. just buy that shit

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If you're in on crypto and not holding monacoin, why even live?

too bad, I have too much university to do because I'm a cucked middle class slave

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My portfolio is constructed such I can invest $100, and in a few years, if the S&P 500 index or whatever is up, the I get back more than $100, based on some multiple of the index’s performance. If the index is down, though, the I get back $100. Heads I win, tails I don’t lose: I get a guaranteed return of my principal plus some extra money if the stock market does well.

Loco has done me so well
This uptrend is unstoppable

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explain to me why i should hold cash right now

so you have something to exchange for illicit goods and services. Like drugs and hookers.

you shouldn't.. you should be holding LCI

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you shouldnt
Amazon made it so you can pay for stuff with stock

kek if this was true I'd all in on Amazon stock

how are u gonna pay at the counter ?

can you just deposit all your checks straight in? This kills world currencies.

>family raped by metals

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>PAJEET'd

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I cant find it but that was definitely a headline I read, that bezos wants to do that...

Is your name Ty J Young?

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>Equalizer

>pump the market and liquidate Baka Knees

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maybe the stock can be salvaged

>effectively buying back stock with high-margin chinkshit

That's brilliant.

>monacoin
Monacoin users have brought up various kinds of Mona-based web applications and services, have erected shrines in appreciation of Monacoin, regularly play word games when tipping others (known as "monage" (モナゲ, lit. "throwing mona")), and otherwise use the coin in ways users of most other coins would never have thought of.

sounds kinda gay.

TSLA 341.5

july 6 calls back to positive

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>july 6 calls back to posotive
what does that mean

:^)
just a flat 10% commission and I can do the same for your portfolio to user

i mean its really simple, just take $100, buy T bills with maturity value of $100 (that probably cost about $95) then buy options with the remaining $5. you're guaranteed to end up with at least $100, more if stocks go up.

rkg HOW do you have such an extensive and specific collection of death related anime? Are you getting it off a booru? Your ratposting is concerning.

It means I had bought TSLA calls for $350 that expire July 6.

They had been up to 27, from where I bought them. I held and got shit on when TSLA fell back to 333, now it's back to positive.

Statistically when it was 333-ish and high volatility I still had a very low chance of them worth shit and not just declining if we went off pure math analysis.

Let's suppose I know that stock X is currently at 50 dollars, and I know it will be between $40 and 60 dollars in 3 months.
Is there any option strategy that I can use to capitalize off this range?

thats why its called power hour

C +1.41% PUMP IT

do you know that it will stay within that range the entire time?

What is the share structure and the short ratio of LCI my good sir ?

Based on my SUPER accurate excel models, yes

Good share structure.. high short ratio.. could squeeze hard

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sell an uncovered call and an uncovered put.

Me can boast one of the biggest & most comprehensive guro collection/ index there am.

Have 1gb ~mouse related vore/trap peril!

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thx just bougI KNOW WHO YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER

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How do I become a farmer? Is there an encyclopedia of farm knowledge somewhere?

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fucking kek

>want to become a farmer

do it as a hobby or run some other business through it like rentals.

APOLOGIZE

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Thats what I plan on doing...I just want to wake up to the cows and the chickens and live a simple life.

this is the first time in /smg/ just thought i would throw LCI out there

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I feel my IQ getting higher.

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>have to ask an elder god for a favor

feels risky but it worked

Never post that again

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HERE COMES DUMP TIME

by the way you could lose an unlimited amount doing this so be careful

ok I trust u

raaaaaaaaah dow closing below 200ma again get ready to see some shit

>Look at ABIL
>It goes Higher

Some one convince me not to buy it.

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finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA180706C00350000?p=TSLA180706C00350000

>GREEKS

Dude, I'm still going to turn Ratsu-chan into a slut. I hope you like netorare and mind-break doujin.

you should buy LCI instead

Where do I tune in?

buying IBM is my secret tip

If that's all you want then just buy some small acreage out in the country (5-20 acres).

>cows
don't do it as a hobby, it's a money losing proposition on a small scale and they require a ton of acreage, do goats or sheep instead

>chickens
Easy as shit to take care of, just build a coop, set up some automatic waterers, and feed them some henscratch and laying pellets every day and gather the eggs. Worm them a couple of times a year and check them for leg mites and other parasites. Turn them loose in the yard in the evenings when you can keep an eye on them and close them back up at night.

>horses
Just don't, they cost even more money and require even more acreage per animal than cows and they aren't worth anywhere near as much at the sale barn.

>rabbits
Pretty cheap and easy animals to take care of if you want to have a ready supply of meat. Keep a breeding stock of 2-4 does and 1 buck, eat the babies. Some of the newer meat varieties have large litters and the bunnies reach edible size in just a few weeks.

It's not hard, you'll learn as you go along. As long as you're handy with basic tools and do most of your repair / building / projects yourself then you shouldn't have any issues. There are tons of resources for any kind of animal you want to raise or any kind of plant you want to grow in your garden / orchard. Agriculture extension services are great starting places.

This is assuming you want something like a hobby farm where you're not reliant on generating income from it though, if you're wanting to actually become a profitable farmer then you'll have to really know your shit and optimize your operations to a ridiculous degree to remain profitable.

>TSLA goes up $7
>delta and gamma doing their fucking thing

I FOMO'd into ACHV instead

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ONLY FUCKEN THING IN MY MEMEFOLIO THAT'S GREEN IS FUCKING CHINK IQ SHIT!!!! AND BIG5KEK ISN'T EVEN DEAD!

r-ratsuchan is not for smut

I dont know what those mean tho

Hahaha, I wonder how many ass holes Fab5guy has managed to buy into that shitty retail store.

Just went past $36, glad I held on through this all. My IQ is still below average.

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CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS
THE GOLDEN BULLS

SUB TO THE PODCAST HERE
youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw

thats it for today lads

You have an excellent tutorial in the OP that will teach you

Chilies party

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See, I'd rather just intuitively break it down. It's very simple actually. I don't necessarily need a calculator to understand it. Plus an intuitive vision of the problem is faster computationally.

In a competitive game. I want every edge possible. Following established domain knowledge actually decreases my predictive accuracy and lowers ROI.

I'm actually dyspraxic and can't even drive a car but idc I want a farm with chickens and plants . Also holy shit :333 isaved your post this is insanely good. We're you raised on a farm?

Buffet sold
So I did too

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For isntance the +10 run on AMD that's coming later this year. No one else sees it because of bad predictive models. My seeing it gives me a nice competitive advantage.

I would not see it if I used the same predictive functions as the market.

So dow closed below 200 SMA twice in a row now?

big buzzer orders for oil and silver. looks like someone else is looking for a gap too

oil im more skeptical on, and think will dip before it gets back to its highs of this year. very confident that silvers action near close shows a nice run in the near term however

You know Buffet hasn't beat the SP500 in a long time, right?

qz.com/1216260/warren-buffett-doesnt-beat-the-market-anymore/

its done that like 5 times bro just buy it

But I heard he did beat his wife regularly though