Why haven't you moved to Cape York yet Jow Forums?

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It's like you're asking Chinese immigrants to re colonize Australia

Whites only. You're alright as well Takeshi

He's probable white as well.

Imagine when the global warming will literally boil these people alive. It's so good to know that tropical retards will all be DEAD!!! Do you hear me, you will all DIE!!! And you deserve it, to see all you friend and children die in the heat!!! One by one you will all be dead!!!!

don't forget that cape york is the only place in the world with cassowaries which automatically makes it based

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>Letting it get that close to you.

Holy fuck.

is he being aggressive? like "GET OFF MY LAND"? or was he curious? damn animals... wish they spoke English the specimens

>letting your small child roam free right near a deadly wild beast
these people sicken me
I wish the bird would've killed those children to teach them a lesson

they have 6 inch velociraptor claws on their feet which can easily disembowel a human, wouldn't be very hard to kill you

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Must have a deep voice

Either brave as fuck or dumb as fuck. Those things are fucking deadly.

> A 2003 historical study of 221 cassowary attacks showed that 150 had been against humans. 75% of these had been from cassowaries that had been fed by people. 71% of the time the bird had chased or charged the victim. 15% of the time they kicked. Of the attacks, 73% involved the birds expecting or snatching food.

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Imagine if Asians colonised this place before white people got to it, it would just be another shithole like Indonesia by now with acid rain and clothing factories and shit

>aussie gets PASSIFIED by STRONG AMERICAN BVLL

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>american gets cuckolded by massive kangaroo chad

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you disgust me

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that girl really wants to be ROO'D

That's not so hot

yeah but can you get real bread and buffalo mozzarella there

New Guinea has them as well.

>check weather
>hot as fuck
>rainy as fuck
no thanks, i prefer non dank environments

perfect climate isn't a catch, most people would kill to have that climate.

This is coming from a country that averages 179 rainy days a year? I'd rather rainy and hot than rainy and cold and dreary.

Why do so many Americans look pudgy and soft when they are thin? There are plenty of thin beta males in NZ, but they have at least some muscle. Their American counterparts look like they are made of tofu.

What the fuck is up with white people and recommending hella wet places? As a snownigger myself, I'm fucking sick of rain.

actually they'll be ok during global cooling:

electroverse.net/professor-valentina-zharkova-breaks-her-silence-and-confirms-super-grand-solar-minimum/

>believing Varg

I bet the broadband sucks shit

>hella wet
>literally all rain condensed into 5-6 months
it's different when you have rain 12 months of the year dude.

Fuck that, those claws can rip human stomachs open

why is his scrote-sack on his throat?

>hurr durr internet speeds

fuck off zoomer

water brings life

just go to tasmania it's like scandinavia but better in every way

>I'd rather rainy and hot than rainy and cold and dreary.
I guess we just have different tastes.

Scandinavia is rainy as fuck. I actually really liked the climate in Perth. I lived there for half a year back in 2013. People complained about it being too hot in February. Maybe. But to me it's a privilege to get to say that it's ever too hot. It is NEVER, EVER too hot in Norway. Our record temperature is 35C. That's the IDEAL basking temperature. Perth's March, I could live with that all year.

Is it?

What's the best place in Australia where I won't
A) be bored to death
B) pay millions for a house
C) not get eaten by a saltwater crocodile

I assume if you want to work a relevant job you would need to stay in the 6 main cities?

Emus get the memes but they're pretty timid and non dangerous. Cassowarys are emus except they actively want to kill you.

unironically nowhere if you want to avoid all three things, you can do 2 at the very best

Adelaide and Hobart are relatively cheap

> Australia's a hot shithole
Lol coming from a georgian. kek.
Nignogs like yourself arent welcome anyways.

Fuck the tropical heat desu, I'm happy in Melbourne as we get cold weather that is comfy as fuck

>Georgia
>calling a first world country a shithole

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THeyre dumb tourists about 'awww look at the cute birdy =3'

The claws will fuck you up something fierce.

The fluffy and "cute" animals in Australia will ruin your shit, i.e Kangaroos - keep your distance as even the young small ones can fight like champions

I just looked it up and Cape York is barely larger than Britain, while France is more than twice as big

Tasmania is warmer than the South Island, let alone frigid Scandinavia. However I agree that Tasmania is extremely underrated and would be the actual place to be an apocalypse because the rich have made NZ a glaring target.

I can't bear to be outside in 30 degrees plus heat.

OK. Just booked tickets to Mapoon.

Stop making these stupid threads, there'll be no unspoilt land because of this sort of shit.

Can I start a Romania/Moldova colony there?

>someone will actually do it because a thread was made on Jow Forums

>believing CNN

It's comfy. Not too different from climate where I live.