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>paki
Fucking gammin captain cook white dog

Yes

there are lots of well adjusted white people in alice springs
me for example

ugh.. chapotraphouse aren't real communists.. they have the right idea but they make like $500k a month

rise up gamers

God I'm so much smarter than everyone st my school and yet I got rejected from Oxbridge and this fucking ugly idiot girl who like like a pig got an offer

Sell gimme a fucking conversational comedic podcast to listen to

Need to block out my wandering thoughts with something

Eating a tub of Jude's Ice cream and you know who owns it? A German! ...(also a Jew).

8.30am eating a tub of ice cream

Utterly bleak existence

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You just missed a lot of drama on the kill stream, although not really a podcast..good times.

youtube.com/watch?v=CMvAid_A3Kw

How is it? I've probably done more today already than you'll do all day

>there are lots of well adjusted white people in alice springs
>me for example

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i am not a woman

I'm pro life

that's a nice photograph

im pro gamer

*puts on a dumb yank accent*
i'm.. pro-life

Can't imagine you like it, my old hometown had a lot of abos and was very hot(was talking about the dead bats a couple of threads back) and Alice Springs seems even more grim.

I'm pro-choice but think men should also have a say, me.

wordsafterwards.com

Gonna watch Return of the Living Dead because RLM did a re:View of it

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Im anti-foetus

>kill stream

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this is my life and i live it how i can

I'm antirunt
the more runt corpses, the happier I shall be
dead baby runts? even better

yeh

You being serious?

what's the problem?

we really are the master race
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Clerk_Maxwell
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Dirac

Aren't you 30?

*nasally high pitch gimp runt virgin voice*
Gonna watch Return of the Living Dead because RLM did a re:View of it

>I'm antirunt
>the more runt corpses, the happier I shall be
>dead baby runts? even better

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If you want to move you could come here, i live in the far north coast of nsw and pay a pittance in rent for a one bedroom flat i don't even use the bedroom of.

I'm 29, how are you going to imply it's immature?

I'm not. It's a based show. Lots of redpills get dropped on it.

Yeah well did you know a Queenslander invented the laser?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Prokhorov

>ugly idiot girl who like like a pig
got a real brainbox here lads
he like like oxbridge but no get get offer!

Based SAFFER returns

Not sure what my age had to do with anything then. Also Donga will never recover.

Never watched the preceding movies but the chick in 3 made me feel funny as a kid, probably the origin of some of my fucked up fetishes.

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Based.

meant for

there are lots of talented russians yeah
the finest australian invention on the other hand, is the hamdog

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamdog

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9°s lads
Freezing my nips off over here

>well adjusted
crease

>en.m.wikipedia.org
Yeah well we also invented Wi-Fi so you're bloody welcome phoneposter

made $2300 last week not really doing much, ecept long hours
take the tradespill

Lmao think I screamed in my sleep last night and the flatmates heard

I like burgers and hotdogs but I wouldn't fancy a mix of the two desu. It's like throwing a chicken patty in a beef burger, some sort of line is being crossed here.

Just got back from the gym lads, did:

- 20 minute run
- shoulders
- a bit of chest and a bit of back

any trades that involve zero social contact

David Harsanyi mentioned the hamdog in his manifesto against the nanny state, Nanny State: How Food Fascists, Teetotaling Do-Gooders, Priggish Moralists, and other Boneheaded Bureaucrats are Turning America into a Nation of Children. He claimed a group of activists, whom he called "Twinkie Fascists", were trying to prevent him from eating the meal. While some people might not enjoy it as much as he did, that was the beauty of being a free citizen. Harsanyi described the hamdog as "perfect", "greasy", and "scrumptious", but mentioned he could only finish half. That was his body exhibiting self control, "two concepts that nannies, it seems, can't wrap their minds around

post your abs haha just for like a progress pic haha

my cousins a tradie over in perth
bizness is BOOMIN

This is my day 2 of the gym so I don't have any (yet)

-1 celsius over here
just hacked a ciggie on the porch shirtless reckon the neighbors think there's a hench werewolf on the loose

Ordered a fucking oil filter on ebay and it's been through Arizona, Ohio, Kentucky and Hawaii before the stupid cunts sent it to Aus. Wtf are they playing at.

done my neck in
slept funny

obesity might be rebuttal enough of the body exhibiting any kind of consistent self control

Fucking hope he's not one of those travellers

i.4cdn.org/int/1548054048455.webm

Me but with my shoulder

no hes not a pikey
he doesn’t really like australians, said they’re very rude. He works with some english lads

hate having neighbors
miss living on a farm

They get bounced between warehouses until by chance they go through the one feller in the warehouse with an IQ over 90 who knows that Australia is a different country

just shaved after a week of not shaving
skin is very sensitive rn the shaving kind of hurt a bit

Why don't you lazy NEETs get up off your bloody arse and get a job?

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I'll bounce your fucking head off the pavement if you don't shut the fuck up

Does anyone else find it offputting when theres product placement in movies
in wind river every item of clothing the main guy wears is carhartt and the logo is always visible

accidentally bought gillette disposable heads rather than wilkinson sword so had to buy a gillette handle
felt a bit guilty y'know with the whole advert thing but then I remembered the one they're playing in the UK is about how brilliant men are
decent razor as well

I am childless by circumstance, a thing I would point out is it does have a practical impact socially. Most people I know my age do things with other families and talk about their kids. It can be a quite isolating - a lot of people say I am lucky that I can do what I want when I want - which is sort of true but means I usually do it alone.

Your mum could use a decent razor for her chimpish face

was thinking of shaving my beard like lemmy from motorhead
reckon thats autistic?

kek

found the sadsack parcel sorter

Will dog walk any brit in this thread

Will bounce your head a meter off the pavement

yeah those mutton chops are shit looking

youtu.be/QHaA1beOwrY

Surely you're more of a pork chop man, ay piggy?

not mutton chops tho thats soy and cringe
like lemmy dude

Blonde haired blue eyed nordic birds with random j's and other letters in their name are my weakness

why not go for this look?

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fucking screaming
type in "mutton chops" into google images. your pal limmy is a soy fiend

lemmy looks slick tho
those other dudes look gay

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Do you wank and think about Limmy's mutton chops lad?

They literally have a (Jewish looking) guy on BBC news right now saying that people who don't have kids are happier

Used to think the BRAP meme was disgusting and the worst meme to come out of Jow Forums in a long time now I fucking crease every time.

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when is brexit happening ffs