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just do it you melt, not doing her any favours by dragging it out when your hearts not in it. Has to be in person mind.

Reckon Mike Tyson's IQ is literally 60 something

lmao

Had a cide' sitting in my fridge for over two weeks now, really need to get around to drinking it.

business idea: superhero movie about a white guy who checks his privilege. and thats literally it

shall not be posting in this one and shame on anyone who does

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>but i'm weirded out by seafood desu and never really liked lamb even though everyone memes it here
so why did you say it was posh you idiot?

>picky eater
Runtoid trait, your parents did a real number on you my friend

BEADY

pipe down mate

business idea: movie where a smug sjw rich white girl realizes how privileged she actually is

Business idea: Punch a cunt

business idea: movie where a paki realises how privileged they actually are that a white country bends over backwards to accommodate them for no real reason

eating hummus and pita bread

It was 80 before he started boxing.

man that moon this morning was spooky lads

I report all the lo-fi hiphop recommendations as spam/misleading

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It was 115 before he started doing drugs as a kid

Completely forgot about the moon so I didn't see it at all haha

BASED

taquin is positively enraged

paki soaps from pakistan already did this
a paki is sick of his low paying office job in pakistan, his uncle in the UK says he'll help him get a job in the UK, the uncle dies suddenly and the paki is devastated, he gets to the UK illegally thru the land route, has to work shit jobs since he's an illegal, and then wishes he had just stayed in pakistan

can't believe that some virgin incels think that this goofy bastard son of hitler and mussolini could be a good leader of england

I should probably do that but I normally just block it along with any thing else I don't like.

>Completely forgot about the moon

It’s fucking 6 degrees outside. Why is January so insanely cold?

>Completely forgot that there was a blood moon last night
Better?

>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1547984786993.webm

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grow up you pansey

More like Is-Smell Mobsy

took you that long to come up with a reply and you still sound like a mong. well done lad.

>Hummus on toast, sliced tomatoes, dash of olive oil, salt and pepper

often have this for breakfast

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The Mos man was based.

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started laughing when he said "out of business"

How do you lads want to die?

one day

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same way I was born

snu snu

Painlessly in my sleep

shot, then thrown out of an airplane

Umm sweetie, it's 26°C outside right now.

i dont

browsing Jow Forums and i reckon about half of what they're concerned with is nigger penis

why would somebody shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>tfw no gf to cuddle with by the river & watch the full moon with.

It's destiny

Blacks are the conquering race in lower class culture

with no survivors?

it would be extremely painful if they didn't

held out to the last man with my trusty rifle, gunning down sino-russian hordes on the European frontier

It’s 6 F outside m8.

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*slurps on your cock*

OI GET OFF!

then get one

STILL haven't found that Wojak where he he is looking upwards

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Why are British bakers so SHITE? There are two or three bakeries in every French village that are better than 95% of English bakeries

going to pretend its still the weekend!

WAHEY LADS LAGER LAGER LAGER *frantically dances away the tears* YOU WAW YOU WAW YOUWAWYOUWAWOUWAW!

*trips over causing me to fall head first into my TV which then explodes*

Defending what?

my gf used to be one of my housemates. didnt like her much when i first met her either lol.

life is funny.

Hope your a cute girl.

watched The Virgin Suicides
cannot imagine how disappointing an experience it would have been to see in theaters

like saving a child from certain death or something like that
something cool

blog on

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I like to look at a woman’s knickers.

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How do i know if im hard enough for the Royal Marines?

we're not very good at making food

Huehuehue tier mate

this one?

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im sure they have entry requirements on their website

me with my crick neck

no, he is looking up as in awe of god or has perhaps seen a ufo of sorts. Like he had an Epiphany

yeah we are, just not sophisticated or refined food. Traditionally speaking that is. We have more Michelin star restaurants than France today.

Can do all that. But how do i know if im hard enough?

if mosley was so good then why every time he showed up in public someone would punch him in face

You didn't fly so good

How do i know if im hard enough to be a soyboy?

>We have more Michelin star restaurants than France today.
fairly sure this isn't true
we're crap at food, just most people don't know any better because they've never visited any other parts of europe that aren't big cities where everything is globalised

Wartime propaganda?

Everyone in the uk has been on holiday to Spain mate

sounds like you're just crap at food.