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really enjoy this picture

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im a creationist. man definitely created gods.

*speaks with a pretentious australian accent*

Eating food for the taste is beta
Eating food for the nourishment is Alpha

okay

Corrr

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freak

eating a buttermilk fruit scone with cream for nourishment

should I watch the punisher or play company of heroes hmm

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This
What was before the the universe, bro?

peng

do you just sit around your house wearing clothes and taking pictures

i liked the punisher

Why don't you post on insta?

>not eating tasty and nutritious food, achieving both simultaneously

autismo

What was the point of the Soviet Union liberalizing its political structure?

what sort of freak wears clothes

no
it's alright so far but he needs to shoot more people
haven't been taking pictures recently but should pick up soon

Reckon i just bottled that mock

what happened to your chink gf turt

reckon i just fondled that cock

my gf is greek

nobody knows - yet.

doing my best

having a go

What was that stuff with the Japanese gf way back? She just came over with you after you met her on holiday?

Doing the job

waltzing matilda
waltzing matilda
won't you come a waltzing with me?

ah, the old tinder bio
not anymore as I have a greek gf

getting involved

It goes
Brits > Leafs > Aussies >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yanks

bruce is out of control

what is WRONG with the janny

answer the question
true blue
bloody legend, bloody good bloke

sitting in the grass with a shovel up her arse

Smashing the targets

Generals are going to be moved to Jow Forums today

mmm beer

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what

link your insta

It goes
Yanks > Aussies > Leafs >>>>>>>>>>>>> Brits

i will NOT stand for this

we talking tom waits or are we talking the actual old song
or are we talking the anti-war song
give me a blonde gf please

I met her in Japan on holidays and she visited me in Sydney for a couple of weeks then went back to Japan

Siri what are the lasting psychological effects of the entire white male population living a two-faced existence where they diminish themselves and lie IRL and vomit every true thought and opinion online into a Kafkaesque fantasy dimension of anonymous racists?

UPS fucked me

love when companies attach completely meaningless slogans to their products

Joe's Toilet Roll: For The Life We Live Today!

Heard that ice abuse is a real issue in oz

having a look

sorry the please give ma blonde gf is meant for this ladverydrunk

Brits > Irish> Aussies > Kiwis > Leafs >>>>>>>>>>>> Yanks >> Saffers

nah

did you give consent?

"Sorry, I don't understand 'what are the lasting psychological effects of the entire white male population living a two-faced existence where they diminish themselves and lie IRL and vomit every true thought and opinion online into a Kafkaesque fantasy dimension of anonymous racists?'"

absolute state of you, bruce
the absolute state of it

went back to japan after she realized she'd seen bigger cocks in a bowl of rice
grim
grim
grimgrimgrimgrimgrimgrim that 2bh lads

I was just flushing out the janny.
here he is, get him lads.

Speak for yourself cunt!
I speak my mind irl and watch what i say online.

dont be mean to turtle
thats mean

oi giz a blonde gf lad
promise to quit drinking promise

*jumps you*

>exclamation posting
now there's a gimmick I've not seen in a long time

Getting on with it

call the king a bender

>verydrunk

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fuck you janny see

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soz turt x
not looking forward to this phase of my life 2bh

>youtube.com/watch?v=uCIUTvW3H7A

new chinese farm kino lads

i am not turtle i hate it when people think me i am but do not bully people

reckon turt is acting drunk because he thinks it's
a e s t h e t i c

i never bullied you 2bf, was just having a joke, perhaps i took it too far, sozlad

got a marmite face, me. Girls either go crazy over me or they want me to fuck off and not speak to them

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>got a marmite face, me
dark brown

turtle is the one you should say sorry to

don't compare me to that drunkard, i am far more intelligent than any one like that
*dons cowboy boots*
now
where is my mirror

the real reason aussies can't get blonde gfs

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just had a nice poo

ever do a fart that feels a bit wet so you touch your arsehole to make sure you didn't follow through

dont forget to match them with your tracksuit pants turtle

yeah

daily reminder turtle is a coward and didn't want to meet with me at paris because he knew he'd get mogged

I do a wipe just in case.

those fucking ostriches, man

feel the need for sneed

sorry melv, sorry phimo.
SWOOPED.com

turtle has a qt med gf and none of you bitter losers do.

in paris

no usually i can tell if ive shit myself
did not too long ago after a fart gone wrong and posted a picture in here