30+ yo boomers, report in

Sorry little boy, come back in 5 years.

Rolled some nice quads today atleast.

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Can't find the energy to work because my wife is mad at me

35 y/o boomer here. Just woke up from a 3 hour mid day nap because I have a cushy 6 figure work from home job and got a little sleepy during my work day. I’ll probably just catch up on work tomorrow and go enjoy an expensive craft beer from Belgium before smoking a bunch of weed and painting in my studio in the half a million dollar house I own. Also, if anyone knows any 22 year old zoomers I am looking for a little bitch assistant to hire for a measly $12/hour.

>a measly $12/hour.
When I was your age $12 was a lot of money.

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moar

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haha i'm 19 and i make more than u

32 yo boomer checking in. Worked from home today cuz I'm still super hung over from excessive drinking and having meaningless sex with loose women all weekend. I don't know how you marriage boomers do it. I'd kill myself.

Cried in bed a bit thinking about how much my ATH was, made some noodles and now I'm going to play my PSX

34 year old boomer here. I never liked monster, always preferred rockstar or rip its myself.

Nice to see another Land Rover bizbro. My front air bag suspension had a leak so I have to take mine in this week. Either way, /comfy/.

Doing Baja overland next week too. Range rovers are the ride of choice for patricians.

I have white interior as well

>feelsgoodtobewhite.jpg

based fellow 30yr old boomer

43yo boomer reporting in, haven't had an energy drink since a red bull in 1997

Damn I'm loving 30. Boomers know whats up. Love cracking a cold one (absolutely zero for me) and moving that lawn. Just bought and aerator going to get that lawn looking incredible.

35 yo boomer looking at real estate listings in France. Only considering ones with 5+ bedrooms, needs at least a few hectares of grazing land with stables and a golf course close by.

30 yo old boomer here, how is everyone holding up?

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This shitty meme is the reason I haven't been on Jow Forums in over a month and coming back to see how popular it is is disgusting. I think this might finally be what keeps me from coming back.

30 year old boomer that fucked up in life checking in

how can I get on the path to a 6 figure income, living in thailand fucking hookers and sleeping all day like you guys as quickly as possible?

dropshipping, programming, writing? just tell me

same ole same ole man just getting by can't complain got my health ya know

If you're coming to Jow Forums for advice, you're never going to get any of those things you want.

You sound like a faggot

Better a faggot than a braindead Jow Forumslet who posts boomer memes all day.

Turned 30 in March. I've developed bad hemorrhoids for the first time in my life about a month ago. Was freaking out because my shit was coming out all thin and my anus felt kind of strange. I have always pushed my shit out forcefully and I guess it just kind of caught up with me. I lost a lot of feeling (like the sensation of having to go) that I've only started to get back in the last week. Psyllium husks, lots of water, and hemorrhoid/fissure cream really helped me recover.

kek

haha I'm gay and I take more dick than you

Programming if you get really damn good at it and can sell yourself
However the whole point of thailand is that you can do all that on a 5 figure income

>tfw when 31 yr old boomer just waiting for my initial crypto investment to 1000x, while I work my cozy high paying job managing neets.

>mfw I'm not worried at all about this crash. unlike you daytrading bums.

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>tfw literally look like the 30yo boomer

Feelsbadman

>Turning 30 in a month
>Still up on my initial investment despite falling for HODL meme
>Started hitting the gym 3 months ago and in the best shape since I was 19
>Still weigh the same as I did in high school
>Still get dubs all the time

You know, can't complain I guess

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See you tomorrow

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Fucking hell, look at all these grandpas, Jow Forums confirmed for the boomer board

30 yo MILLENNIAL here. Don't know where this stupid meme came from but it's retarded.

Hi boomer frens 32 boomer here, i never really cared for energy drinks im a beer guy

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28 year old boomer here....
I don't do energy drinks... i do hard stimulants unironically
Fuck my crypto gains, i either make it by getting a young gf this year. Or i'm officially done

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underage newfags got jealous of oldfags

The 30 year old boomer meme is extremely offensive to me.

DELETE IT NOW

Same 'ol, same 'ol... Another day, another dollar. You know... Get up and at 'em... Heh...

No. It's funny.

A daily reminder that if you arent making 6 figures by your 30 you have basically failed in life.

31 year old boom here. Just picked up that Star Wars Battlefront 2 game for half price. Since I own a consulting business and work from home I’m going to play Xbox all day.

Enjoy trading shitcoins and worrying about making it millennials.

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30 year old boomer just waking up to release the kraken then sleep another 5 hours and go tend to my crypto farm

35yo boomer reporting in. The 6 figure thing is a meme. I make 140-150k/year but I work 50hours a week. Just trading your time for comfort money and it's not even worth it. I've opted to take time off for half the year so I can live the rest of my boomer life. I regret not selling in December/January, being a boomer all I could think of were the taxed I'd have to pay.

kek. based boomer

The true sign you have become a boomer: you dribble after taking a piss. This started happening when I turned 34 and it's not going away. I also have erectile dysfunction now and have to use Viagra 30 minutes prior to sex. It's only getting worse.

>tfw exactly the same things have happened to you
>t. boomer spawned '81

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36 year old boomer here. Just applied for marriage counseling for trying to save our dying marriage. Also doing preliminary work to hide my crypto in case of divorce.

>and a golf course nearby

Get a chess board instead, normalfag. Also, Chess Wizard Protheasus (now with machine learning and hatred for humans) wishes to battle you. Access the battle portal via Gentoo.

I'd add to that:
>Six figures net.
>Six figure NOT starting with a one.
Minimum. Getting 'close' is not success, it's mediocrity masquerading as contentedness.

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Do it faggot. I'm 31. I've worked IT corporate jobs, my last one just under 100k, but mostly I've just been nomadic and wandering, dwelling in subcultures, forests, and crust streets. I travel a bit, then come to the city and work some, save some, then travel more. I work random jobs and self made gigs at $20 to $45/hr avg, often involving specialized physical labor. The last few years, I focused more on dance, which I started six years ago, and piano.

30+ hr work week, working for others is a meme. One can work from home or have a lot of time off, but ultimately, work still becomes the driving limitation and center of life. The whole world exists to be experienced; an infinite amount of unique encounters and joyous moments. Wageslaves miss these, trapped behind a screen, selling themrselves for profit until they are old and their vitality drained. They gain the money, but become consumed by empty consumerism and escapism, and miss the true wealth of living.

33 year old boomer here people are just trying to be happy stop being haters

I love this meme :)))

Is that 6 figures before or after alimony?
35 and I'm sticking to 36 hours a week, my retirement plan is a .45 though the skull

12 year old boomer reporting in

Sounds like a shit life fellow boomer - good luck with that, seriously.
>Drinks excessively
>Thinks he is going to make it

this thread should include us 25+ boomerangs, 25 truly is the cutoff

im playing fortnite with my kids, they were so happy when i gave them a battlepass

33 year old boomer
Woke up with a fleshlight on my knob
Have to go work for a bank in an hour so I can pay the ex wife her fair share
Hit the snooze button 3 times while reading all of the boomer threads
Feels good to finally have friends

29 years old, soon to be boomer here. Can you guys give me any advice for the future?

no

Are 18-23yo females attracted to 30yo boomers?

30 year old boomer here. ive recently switched to SUGAR FREE energy drinks and i swear they actually taste better!

I’m a 27 year old boomer and was fucking an 18 year old off of Tinder for a while. In general I don’t think they’re attracted to boomers but it’s possible

No, only 40+ y/o roasties
You really have to be persistent in order to get with those 23 year olds QT's.
Try this next time your out on the town:
go up to the girl and tell her "ladies, you're looking good tonight!"
Do this even if there's only one person sitting there, and just walk away.
I cant tell you jow many times this has worked for me.

Imagine being this triggered by a meme... 23yo pansexual snowflake

Guys, I want to make fun of actual boomers, not millennials.

the more i see of this meme, the funnier it gets and the more respect i have for all the oldfags on here

absolutely fucking based

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lol, I'm in the screenshot

>these comments
People actually drink this stuff?
youtube.com/watch?v=PgZ37qMOC4o

Yeah, NOS is way better.

>that senile 30yo boomer who thinks he's a milennial

uh, now I'm getting paranoid and confused
this is getting scary

I just turned 30 and have no clue what boomer means. But, reporting in. I loved my 20's, but so far my 30's are shaping up to be awesome. Great gf, apartment central in the city, good echonomy, eating and drinking out every other day, working out, having a meaningful career instead of a shitty dead end job. Less anxious and more meaningful relationships with family and friends. What's there not to like? One step closer to death I guess?

ahhaha stupid wage cuck boomers. how does it feel not to be a zoomer in the modern age and basically miss out on the golden bull run in your youth? imagine if you had 100k by the time your 19.

I'm so tired of just browsing Jow Forums and playing games when I'm not working.
Should I pick up programming or drawing as a hobby?

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Fucking Boomer checking in. Gonna go boom some nice escort poosayy today boys

Probably would have blown through it and ended up in debt. Kids generally are fucking stupid and inexperienced with handling windfalls.

typical boomer cope.

How would you know how much I make, Retarded zoomer? All I said was I make six figures, which frankly I doubt you make. What I bet is more likely is you can’t read because you’re just a dumb zoomer and you thought I make $12/hr, but that’s just what I’m willing to pay you to be my little zoomer bitch. However, since you can’t read, I wouldn’t hire you. Application denied, zoomer.

29 soon to be boomer who just got his first visible wrinkle on his forehead here. how did you fellow boomers cope with this?

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32 years old boomer here, playing strange journey on my lunch break while socializing.

After I leave the office I will play warcraft 3 with some office pals. Life is comfy. Waiting comfortably for Chainlink to pump.

30 year old boomer here sitting in my shorts trading crypto like always.

How are you doing
>can't complain can't complain

>my suspension fucked up
>ride of patricians

kek you're not even a real boomer, fix those airbags yourself young man

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yuck France

crypto is your only chance.

also you could just teach English overseas for a half decent life

How are your profits now that all the coins are gutted?