France or Germany?

not for me :Dd

Franco-Basque-German GOTHIC country

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Jeanne is a slut, I prefer Marie Antoinette

German is the superior language, GTFO with that romance shit

As a french native speaker, German pronunciation is a gazillion time easier than English pronunciation, it's much more logical.
I imagine anglos have a hard time pronuncing french words. Must feel weird to learn how to say properly words you've been butchering in your language forever lol

Madame Pompadour is my waifu desu

China
fuck fr*Nce and fuck germ many

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>Must feel weird to learn how to say properly words you've been butchering in your language forever lol
Not really, all we have to do is say thing in a silly stereotypical French accent and it works out.

I like both but I am learning French since I already learned German in school

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What is the best way to learn German fast?

It's better that way, French sounds absolutely disgusting to anyone with functioning ears.

Why is it always Brits saying French sounds disgusting to them when everybody else like it?

Jealousy.

spitting on the french whenever the opportunity arises is deep english culture

damn, poilus looked real badass...

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Kek, triggering britoids has never been hard, but that was fast.

based

no way to learn a language fast, you've got to be consistent
learn grammar, learn vocabulary, learn a lot
once you have a basic grasp of the language you can start consuming media and speaking/writing with other German speakers, it'll make things easier from there

butthurt over losing all of France to a single angry peasant girl

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attributing the capetian victory only on Jeanne is ridiculous

yep

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that is an englishman not a fr*g

can you read

no u

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nope, it was entirely up to jannu

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learn french now

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French Learner
>gerrman-e bad guys ):
>Has yet to meet a french person
>Doesn't know that french people are cunts
German Learner
>Chose the language due to interesting history
>Has been to Germany
>Just want to socialise with friendly people

>germans
>friendly
>people

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did for 5 years in highschool and tried learning it by myself afterwards and I can still barely understand it lmao
maybe one day

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vos idées?

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*blocks your path*

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how to chad according to above:
>run from the enemy and hide like cowards in the trenches in hopes to wear them out.
>doesnt work
> call britts which you all of the sudden were always very good friends with to fight for you
> better but the germans still pushing through
>ad russia, italy and a bunch of irrelevant other clays(america, poland,...) finaly a bit progress. but still no results.
> meanwhile german economy collapses and they cant afford the war anymore
>germany surrenders since they have no more equipment
> call it a day and decide with you now comrads which "helped" you how to fuck germany economicaly even more

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>vous ne parlez pas français user? oh....

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France bringing it on again to butthurt anglosphere

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Why are Krauts always so butthurt about WWI?

calm down franz, germany had its fair share of absolute chads too, like manfred von richtofen.

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>run from enemy and hide like cowards
>Poilus
>early ww1
fucking hell you got off easily enough because of the burgers

wew

because when the time came when they could finally annihilate France they lost two times in the end and France is still there
i'd be mad too if i was a g*rm

You got raped by roaches so pls sit down

>t-took 3 to kill me
Don't start the war next time Hanz. Oh, wait, you did that too..

literally what are you mad about?

to be fair they were punished way too hard in the treaty of versaille, but still it was 100 years ago so there is nothing to be mad about anymore

>they were punished way too hard in the treaty of versaille
Not really no

>they were punished way too hard
[citation needed]

lmao

i drank half bottle of Cointreau straight at a shrine yesterday

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What a cute faggot couple

Because Cavill kinda sounds like it would be a Norman name but it's actually Welsh

bless

i drank that, franco japan alliance is based

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thanks

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The confusion comes from the fact that there's multiple etymologies for Cavill, and some list it as descending from the Old French word for "bald"

>Cucking himself to his chinese overlords

>forced to agree to article 231 which puts germany as the sole guilty party in the war
>article 231 meant that they were forced to pay $5,000,000,000 in reparations to the allies despite being completely bankrupt
>stripped of a sizable chunk of territory
>forced to pretty much completely demilitarize

I know they lost but even the brits thought that the french were being too greedy and vindictive with their conditions. In my opinion all belligerents in the war are equally to blame for the war, everyone knew it was coming years in advance.

Now we make the tour of the world as Franco-Nippon alliance through alcohol, les gars.

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>100+ years later and still butthurt
ON NE PASSE PAS!

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is this rice alcohool ? not a big fan, but based nevertheless

i drank Umeshu yesterday, you've been here before?
mon pure laine...

youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3n02CQJiU
Basé

>>forced to agree to article 231 which puts germany as the sole guilty party in the war
based
>>article 231 meant that they were forced to pay $5,000,000,000 in reparations to the allies despite being completely bankrupt
well they could have paid it if they weren't sending it to build an army to attack us instead
>>stripped of a sizable chunk of territory
ok for some of the eastern territories but alsace-lorraine was legitimate
>>forced to pretty much completely demilitarize
well that way that could helped them pay
>I know they lost but even the brits thought that the french were being too greedy and vindictive with their conditions.
and look what happened
Germany should have been partitionned
>In my opinion all belligerents in the war are equally to blame for the war, everyone knew it was coming years in advance.
vae victis
shouldn't have lost against outnumbered surrender monkeys in the first place

Nigger ww2 happend because Germany wasn't punished harshly enough.

One is a non-country and the other is France.
Might makes right, the Bongs and Yanks weren't willing to stop them anyway, so why even bother?

;_;
too many were lost, but at least the Hun was stopped

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>you've been here before
once some years ago, bro is married to a japanese qt and bring back some goods when she can

it is. bought this big one while i visited the golden temple in kyoto. it was a big weight to carry around for the rest of the trip.
are you japonais étudiant le français, btw?

you shouldn't have been so merciful

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Ich bin anderer Meinung.

Die Deutsche Wochenshau ist die beste, um Deutsch zu lernen..

nigger ww2 was in part directly caused by the conditions of the treaty.
I'm not picking sides though, just telling you how it is. No point in getting caught up in a century old affairs.

>being too greedy
we were too nice with them, their country should have been ripped apart but we were the good guys..

the worst mistake was that Germans didn't see French troops
We should have marched up to Berlin for the 100 years anniversary of the Battle of Jena

German is just harder english and still easy cause english is easy af
French sounds weird, its like saying muplążepfgelipgfffęż with mouth full of food

Would have absolutely BASED and redpilled.

And even after all that we still manage to be superior to you

And then go all the way to Austria for Austerlitz

>nigger ww2 was in part directly caused by the conditions of the treaty.
This is just a revisionism same as the "stab in the back".

of course you starved your people for several years to build a war machine..

>nigger ww2 was in part directly caused by the conditions of the treaty.
more like it was partially caused by the meme of the treaty being """harsh"""
it could have been a hundred times worse

what are you talking about

What if you’re learning both?

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>ich bin Deut-

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I love that song

I can't tell if you are being ironic or you actually hate germans.

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You are simply wasting your time.

I'm not being ironic, it would have made sense to dismantle Germany at the time taking allied interests into consideration. All Versailles did was enable another world war 20 years later.
But I don't hate Germans at all. They at least had the merit of fighting their own wars unlike the British.

>win the war
>you can keep your country but pay for reparations you caused within our borders
>you evil froooooooooooooog

Germany had nearly payed all war reparations by 1928 and was doing really well, what really caused Hitler's rise and ww2 was the Wall Street crash which completely fucked Germany's economy.

>France under Napoleon defeats the German states
>takes half their territory and turns them into vassals
>German states finally on the victorious side over Napoleonic France
>simply tell France to fuck off back home, no annexations
>German states defeat France in 1871
>take one (1) border province which is 90% German speaking
>frogs eternally assblasted
>frogs on the winning side of WW1
>take all German colonies, occupy the Rhineland, disallow any kind of German military, want to dismantle Germany entirely, only held back by America
ahh yes, the good and just frogs. thank you for being so lenient

I don't hate germans, but the Versaille treaty was a meme. The money they had to pay was less than what France had to pay in 1870, the occupied territory were given back up too fast, the lost territories didn't even include all that was initially agreed in the text, the army limits weren't enforced, and the economical collapse had nothing to do with Versaille but with the collapse of Wall Street. French leaders told the brits and yanks that it would be useless in those terms and they were proven right.

>Foch: "This is not a peace, this is a 20 years armistice"

I don't hate Germans, but truth is if Germany was balkanised ww2 wouldn't have happened.

Another reason why we should kill all southern euros and repopulate their lands with actual competent people
Even after losing 2 World Wars we are still the european power. You guys "won" both and are merely semi relevant today