/brit/

australians can't be rorkes

trying to build a house in minecraft
i'm dogshit

Need a bass gf ASAP

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I wrote this poem when I got home from when I fell over in the middle of town 2 hours ago almost everyone within viewing distance shouted “Waheeey!” simultaneously. I cried on the way home. I think it’s my masterwork.

well dressed
about 5ft 5-7
Slim
Blonde
About 18

me?
standard ugly vf

*holds up a mirror in front you*

it's a chocolate, not a sweet you oddball

>cadbury's chocolate
>2012+7
lmao utter dogshit

>that receipt
Lmao

*is wearing sunglasses*
*is blatantly starting at you but pretending not to*

*headbutts you into a coma*
It's full of caramel and sugar you horrible fat cretinous mess virginal gimp

>eating sugary shite past the age of 18
grow up

>kopparberg
vf

How do you tell the difference between a bass and an electric guitar?

hmm

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>le epic freddo xDDDDD

bore off

>it's a chocolate, not a sweet you oddball

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>>eating sugary shite past the age of 18
>grow up

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number of strings and size

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>The Polish government has broken ranks from other EU member states and suggested giving in to Theresa May’s demand for a time-limit on the controversial Brexit backstop.
>Arriving in Brussels for a meeting, foreign affairs minister Jacek Czaputowicz suggested a time-limit of five years on the policy – meeting demands of Tory Brexiteers.
>“If Ireland appealed to the EU to change the agreement on the backstop in the agreement with the British so that it would apply temporarily , let's say five years, the matter would be solved,” he told Polish newspaper Rzeczpospolita.
>“Of course, this would be less beneficial for Ireland than an indefinite backstop, but much more favourable than the no-deal Brexit, which inevitably approaches.”
>He said the EU and UK were locked in “a game of a chicken”, likening the situation to “two cars running at each other” ahead of a “frontal collision”.
Based Poland.

Are you stupid

hope that all my luck comes at once and a beautiful girl will fall in love with me

I know who I'm voting for in 2020
I'd fuck the poo outta her loo

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15 thousand freddos melted into a thick syrupy soup and connected straight into my veins with an IV

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How's the 2019 redemption arc coming along lads? Mine's going decent

wtf I love Poland now

Always play a tune before work to pump me up

Have a meagre desk job but still need the adrenaline to get through it

it started in late 2017 and is looking to reach its climax here shortly

sick of these bloody foreigners on the tele telling me how Brexit should be done

got an interview with toilberg next week
so far I have 50% success rate (interviews that lead to job offers)

been saying that for 2 years you little freak

>THE FUCKING BBC IS FUCKING RACIST

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sick of these commonweath anglos on the TV telling me how gun control should be handled

>1 1/3 years into redemption arc
>still in /brit/
Haha ok m8.

People voted for no deal when they voted for Brexit

diane abbott is hysterical
I give a her interviews a watch when I'm feeling sad, always puts me in a good mood haha

Surprisingly well
Can't wait for it to all collapse by summer

she is treated appallingly tbf
she's an idiot, but a lot of pols are and they get a lot more respect

>age
>number of sexual partners
21
0, zilch, zip, nada, goose egg

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sue

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Shut up nigger

manlet made this image

>she's an idiot, but a lot of pols are
Not to her level.

a nigger.... on 4channel?

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>a lot of pols are and they get a lot more respect
not really

losing weight takes time
>late 2017
>2 years
you will NOT deter me, I WILL ASCEND

Genuinely believe this is true

Imagine a world without European colonisation
Aztecs would still be sacrificing people on pyramids in 2019.

the INTJ virgin freak post

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Its more common than you think

wait, a incompetent racist is treated appallingly? outrageous

apparently Diane Abbott went to Ireland to try and resolve the backstop issue
during her visit, someone asked her what she thought of County Down
she said she's fond of it but preferred it when Carol Vorderman was on

ORDA ORDAAAAAAAAAA
I MUST ARSK THE 'ONERABLE GENNULMUN TO RETRACT *THAT* WORD.

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in a murderous rage after being forced to listen to smooth fm for six hours

元気 lads

thats dad

She's for more tolerable now then she was when she was a backbencher and routinely made provocative and antagonistic statements, as well as race-baiting. I just don't think people are prepared to forget, nor will they overlook the fact she's an ignorant buffoon.

INTJs don't give a shit about soppy love shite
that's an xNFx post for sure

happy blue monday

Thigh slapping.

burger planet

youtube.com/watch?v=VfuSfzBAWeg

Lost 4 and a half stone in a year in a half without breaking a sweat

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can I please have a (You)?

better than radio 1

The so-called lunch

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No Communist Party? No, New China!
youtube.com/watch?v=faPfM-Eh4R0

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it's really not
currently listening to the THIRD abba song in a row

"Smooth Radio"

100458051

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, like all things the media endorses as "cool", will very quickly become uncool precisely because of that media endorsement. She will be the political version of "Damn, Daniel" or Yodelling Kid. All it'll take is an appearance on Ellen to destroy her momentum

>100458051
No get fucked cunt

anyone here doing no fap? has it gone well?

youtu.be/g_FM-aCFBmc

need a girlfriend or i will die and there will be blood on this governments hands

leeast you're listening to songs not some nasally bint talking about relationships and other garbage honestly when the boss was away the lads would put radio 1 on and it made me wanna van gough myself

I agree. The whole anti Diane Abbott bandwagon has become so boring and predictable. People have to follow fashions it seems. She does say good things but people just ignore because LE SILLY DIANE WOMAN XD

I've lost 6 stone so far, would like to lose another 3.5 and that should be done by midway through this year. Let myself go as a teen and need to work it off.

going to the store, you lads want anything?

Slapped a slapper

new just in

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yeah i busted fat ropes into your mum last night, she'll get pregnant

yes

had a 95p goodfellas pizza for lunch