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Only the canadian is allowed to be schizo

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good morning

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youtube.com/watch?v=6CHs4x2uqcQ

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what happened to the interpals thread

haven't seen one in a day or two

dead as it should be

IT'S FOGGY AND SNOWING

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fucking F

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im TIRED, SWEATY AND SLEEPY
halp

Had some weird ass dreams the past few nights. First two were about me talking to girls and getting a gf(had an Asian bf in the second one...) but the third dream was all about Naruto...

When you will have made him a body without organs,
then you will have delivered him from all his automatic reactions,
and restored him to his true freedom.
These primordial movements are conceived in terms of an ovoid form—'the egg of the world' (aduno tal)—within which lie, already differentiated, the germs of things;
In consequence of the spiral movement of extension the germs develop first in seven segments of increasing length, representing the seven fundamental seeds of cultivation, which are to be found again in the human body ...
The body without organs is an egg: it is crisscrossed with axes and thresholds, with latitudes and longitudes and geodesic lines, traversed by gradients marking the transitions and the becomings;
The destinations of the subject developing along these particular vectors.
This is how it should be done.
Lodge yourself on a stratum, experiment with the opportunities it offers, find an advantageous place on it, find potential movements of deterritorialization, possible lines of flight, experience them, produce flow conjunctions here and there, try out continua of intensities segment by segment, have a small plot of new land at all times.
It is through a meticulous relation with the strata that one succeeds in freeing lines of flight, causing conjugated flows to pass and escape and bringing forth continuous intensities for a BwO.

Wrong kind of schizo

shower and go to sleep nerd

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better
youtube.com/watch?v=7mBqm8uO4Cg

finna shower rn ty for reminding me

Made A FUCKY WUCKY :(

I’m going make a fucky wucky in you’re booty

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING

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>have the cheer for the Patriots now because of how the Rams won

you're

seeing my fav character jobbing to a filler villain rn

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I wish the one on the right was a girl

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Iceland Confirmed Gay

Hahaha you’re gay

cause im a mujahedin
and im makin a scene
now you gonna know what the boom boom mean
ALLAH AKBAR

I SAID GOOD MORNING
SAY IT BACK

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Can you explain WHY you always have to make two different threads. If you see an early thread just use it for fucks sake.

She probably changed her mind, and she didn't give me her number because I didn't really ask or show interest.
She asked for my social media, I don't have any so she needed another way to contact me

good morning canada

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*kisses you*
Good morning

don't make me do something silly and drastic

THANK YOU

Is that from Four Lions? Great flick

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What’s /cum/ doing to celebrate MLK day?

Going 24 hours without saying nigger.

You just said it tho

yeah i love it, just rewatched it the other day for the millionth time
youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE

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Saber butthole is very beautiful

I'll try again next year.

youtube.com/watch?v=efdN69QscAg

...

Listening to Slayer rn

listening to japanese WW2 music rn

I wish they won so I would have never been born

youtube.com/watch?v=MEYBMpk4ZUM

Going to an auction to hopefully make some money

I wish Germany won, but I wish the Japanese lost to the Chinese
Fucking stupid Japs

eat KFC

wow thanks guys!!

today, if i see a black person walking towards me on the sidewalk, i won't walk over to the other sidewalk

did canada have their own version of martin luther king

going to a job interview

i'm going to say no but i don't actually know

Good luck user! What is the job interview?

>when you're jacking off and just as you're about to /cum/ there's a scene change and it ruins your /cum/ entirely

some dumb construction thing...better than being a NEET bleeding money i guess...

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good luck pal

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>get spam scam call
>Its some russian or eastern euro
>Hi sir we w-
>blow in the mic to hurt his ears
>DO IT AGAIN
>blow again
>DO IT AGAIN FUCK FACE
>keep blowing
>NOW DO THAT IN YOUR MOMS PUSSY FUCKFACE DO IT IN YOUR MOMS PUSSY
> start laughing
> NOW FUCK OFF
> *beep*

morning

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thanks bud

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is there anything worse than anime

a Jow Forumstard

>2018 symbol on clover
why?

Cutting off your dick and replacing it with a hole

make a gf picrew.me/image_maker/3595

Guys I have a leftover Burrito from a local place. What is the best way to reheat it?

I've tried wrapping in foil and heating in the oven but it never heats evenly, it's always cold inside. Obviously not going to use a microwave.

fags

just microwave it, stupid

i discovered the power of the pass late my friend

>microwaving anything
embarrassing

>t. pic related

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can you do this?

guess he cant LOL

???

He’s bragging about his 4channel pass

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hmmm....might get this later

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can you only buy chemicals there? you can't buy like mushrooms and shit?

OMG DUDE THATSSS SOOO EFFY DUDE OMG DRUGS MAN WOOOOAHH DUDE

those are illegal user

thx sven

cute

das rite

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>just had too look in the mirror becuase i forgot witch color pupils have

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doing math at school
thanks for reading my blog
L

Spics coming to a country illegally then crying racism when their spic kids are thrown in cages like the animals they are