England is depressing and gri- WOAH

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>this was what England could've looked like if the Industrial Revolution had not destroyed it completely

I'm actually really sad.

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Did you even watch the video you wanker? England looks like that right now innit

how many days in a year would be sunny like pic related?

based and Tolkienpilled

365

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an afternoon

for one day a year

ok

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Sure Belgium is nice too but this thread is about England

Giethoorn is kanker

>God tier
Scotland, Isle of Mann
>Great tier
Ireland, Wales
>Good tier
norfies
>Meh tier
Northern Ireland
>Awful tier
rest of England

Says who? Any proof to back your ridiculous statement up?

lol, delusional

based norden broda

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The rare British sun

>OI user finally home from work at 'e factory ye? it's toime for your cheeky blowie joey

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yes, reality

Isle of Man has motorcylce races, England only has rat races
Scotland has fried food, England has fried waste products
Irish have beer, English have Theresa May's urine
Norgies have thick skulls and wrinkled brains, while soufies gave thin, paperlike craniums and smooth, porous brains

you know what they said in medieval Europe... The biggest dicks belong to Polish noblemen, and the biggest dick within Polish nobleman belongs to me.

eyup aren't you currently in 3 months of dark

I don't understand sorry gaylord

No, British towns are often exclusively covered in concrete, with not a scrap of green showing. it's like Brits have a personal vendetta against grass and trees

Dutchies also puzzle me to no end. They seem to like nature, but they can't help themselves meddling with it. In their towns everything is measured, constrained and regulated, highly geometric shapes clash with the natural beauty of the land. it's like the entire country was planned on a large paper. It's just so displeasing to the eye.

>irish have beer
england is far more synonymous for beer than ireland

Imagine shagging one of the sheep, lads

he said "according to this and this century, they said the best wool comes from England and the best wool in England is from this (...)"

you could say something like that about every place producing wool man.

Dutchmen are cringe and shitpilled but Anglos are based and master racepilled

Only the rich can afford to live there

Why does Rick only uploads small clips now?

Rick thread now, if your place has no Rick videos about it, then it's irrelevant:
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nah that's not true at all. there are loads of shitholes here but there are also loads of quaint cosy places too.

i'm sure i could say exactly the same about hungary or literally anywhere else

If southern England is so great then why do they have so many murder cases?

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dull af

>No, British towns are often exclusively covered in concrete, with not a scrap of green showing. it's like Brits have a personal vendetta against grass and trees
Have you only seen photos of towns posted in anti Britain threads or something??

I want to be a detective like Sherlock Holmes

You better tell me guys, did Brexit activate IRA again?

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He's right though
Most of Britain looks like this

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maybe where you live ranjit

Are you trying to make a bully on England because you are from Scotland or even worse, Ireland?

lol no, thats very lower class. Even the file name is 'poverty' as you were obviously searching for the porest parts of england on google images.

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This photo made me in a good mood :) it looks so comfy and reminds me of the video game Dishonored

Mad how being 6 foot is so common
t. 5'8 and everyone's taller than me

i am very happy to hear that (-:

I'm sorry this isn't /brit/ I think you have got the wrong thread. This is just an England appreciation thread

cotswold means vomit forest in dutch

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what do you mean

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>forest in dutch
I didn't know you had a word for forest

Feels bad man

"most of Britain"
e.g. teeside and the suburbs of Manchester

t. comfy sussex village boy

i live in one of these places, its still shit.

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Why is it shit? Are you trying to lie to us??!

Okay shit this is really nice. Probably the best picture so far ITT

What would you like to know? I live in a village near this place. The countryside is obviously beautiful but the people are dull. Very liberal yet fiscally conservative. Typical NPC's.

Well what do you do for a living and are there many cute girls?

>england
>are there many cute girls?

woah
hahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahahahahah

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NEET and no, they are all roasties, some are 'ignorant' and i guess, they would be good gfs.

Do you get money from the state? Why are many men in the UK becoming NEETs?

my circumstances are rare, and yes i do. people here are very cold socially, for example its considered strange to talk to people in public transport unless you know them.

>people here are very cold socially, for example its considered strange to talk to people in public transport unless you know them
that's true in the vast majority of countries in europe

maybe in england, lol

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mate even guinness is a british beer, not irish

that's rather sad

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I think that it is nice because I am very shy

>we amalgamated them, so it's english
lol just like curry and doner, right nigel?

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Where you live mate? I live in and grew up in Bradford-On-Avon and its a very nice place to live.

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Wow can you actually buy tickets for that train?

errr sorry plastic paddy, but arthur guinness was a loyalist

you must lack friendship because of your shyness ?
in a village in oxfordshire, it was nice looking, nothing special

yes (-:

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>loyalist=english
like how all communists are russian

No I made my friends when I was little and I got to keep them because I got lucky

Wow cool

loyalist=anglo

now fuck off craig mcsheamus, your parents might've left direland but you're still under the crown lmao

most people are very boring, especially 'locals'

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Do you have a girlfriend?

>implying I'm anything close to the british isles
go make some curry, drink some tea, eat some beef wellington and drive your Indian jag. England is a land of thieves who still think they're top shit

nah, just talk to a few lasses online because im a hermit. girls here are stupid, ugly

He's an incel, local communities in England are nice he wouldn't understand as he's not social.

you don't have to be, your stupid mick parents were so thick that when they fled british rule then chose to settle under the same queen lol

>insult me as an insult to ostracize me
>further ostracizing me by saying 'im not one of them so i dont understand
>claim to be nice

doesn't sound very nice to me, get out with the pretentsion

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What girls do you like? From other countries?

Are there many incels in England?

where's your reading comprehension, cunt? were you too busy getting your ass slapped by the chaps at school to bother learning how to read your own language?

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any euro country. girls with a mature ego with some depth to them. i don't care about looks, im more of a soulful person. british people do not have souls generally

Southern England is the warmest, most continental (in culture and climate) part of Britain.

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Don't get insulted by abit of banter mate. Think you need a pint lad.
Fair few, same amount as any western country I guess
Grass is greener on the other side. People in different countries generally arent much better, theres alot of interesting people in every country.

>tfw could have grown up in BoA
>parents moved to Trowbridge

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