turtlemong edition
/brit/
Henry Kelly
Landon Stewart
>Literally can't spell PAKIStan without PAKIS
Cooper Lee
why did he grow a mullet
Levi Morgan
sue
Carson Phillips
reckon thailad's in prison as i type this for calling the king in thailand a bender
Cooper Moore
Anyone remember Glasgow?
Pubes turned up in a sweet yellow Lambo Spyder (custom license plate said "007"). He was wearing a cool tuxedo, and there was a hugely freak-titted slut on his arm. She was at least 10/10, at least. Anyway, so he gets out of his car, and he's got dual akimbo miniguns in each arm.
But there's no one there. So he drops his cigar, and he mutters "Heh, figures... pussies". He turns back and starts walking towards his car. And that's when it started.
Suddenly, about 150-200 guys come wading out of the river. They're dressed up like the SAS, wearing those ghilliee suits. Neck deep in the water, assault rifles in hand. They've been waiting there for hours, but that's what they trained for. They're ready.
So they pounce on Pube while his back is turned. All I heard was gunfire, endless gunfire. And his girl screaming.
I was running away, see. I didn't want to actually fight him. It was all a prank. I wanted to take his picture and post it on Brit/pol/. It was just a prank, just to humiliate him. I never thought this would happen.
I crouched down behind a letter boxed and watched him fight. He didn't blink a single time.
Not a single one of those SAS brutes walked away alive. Not a single one. There was at least 300-400 of them. But he just kept fighting.
Of course, yeah, he ran out of bullets. Are you kidding me? Of course he did. Not even Pube walks around with that much ammo. But he didn't care. This is what he trained for. He had the blade stashed in his trouser leg.
And he used it... Oh, he used it. It was like nothing I've ever seen. He did thinks that even my sensei said were impossible. It was a maelstrom of gore, blood, and serenity. I swear, in the middle of the blood bath... For a second it looked like he was in the lotus position, just meditating.
Suffice to say, Pube won't be posting here again. He's in ultra-mega-government lockdown in a secret prison that you've probably never heard of. Heh.
Dominic Jones
HAT
Lincoln Jenkins
whatll it be bossman
Julian Thompson
thoughts?
for me its 7
Isaac Wood
nary a pixel
Jonathan Gonzalez
nonce
Ethan Bailey
POST HERE NOT JF THREAD
lol jk dont care
James Ward
yeh ill take 1 bowl of coleslaw
no spoon because im a primitive freak who eats with my hands (much like an ape who hasn't evolved to use tools would)
Dominic Adams
a hat wearer would give a pretentious reason to learning a language
"because it sounds good" is a pretty down-to-earth good lad reason
Julian Harris
fuck off you freak
Gabriel Wilson
>PAKISTAN is a made-up word that stands for the ethnic groups that would inhabit the new artificial country
WRONG
PAK means "clean" or "pure" in the paki language
-ISTAN is just the generic suffix for paki countries in that region (Afghan-ISTAN)
Chase King
6 is the most logical
Jaxson Sanchez
>we've got savage garden on the way
>but first here's the four seasons
just fucking kill me
Juan Cooper
Homosexuality is so much in fashion, it no longer makes news. Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences, and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me. But if there is someone who is convinced that Jack Nicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing.
Daniel Rogers
they had to build a big cage recently around the statue of Ho Chi Minh outside Saigon city hall because of all the people threatening to destroy it
Alexander Cook
post em
Ethan Robinson
personally do 6
Levi Mitchell
7
Luis Bailey
3
Andrew Foster
no, I'm right, you're wrong.
Cameron Stewart
haven't actually put pen to paper in so long i can't remember but it's definitely 7 or 8, rpetty sure it's 7 cause sometimes it ends up being connected on the right when im rushing
Matthew Fisher
8
Jaxson Scott
7
Gavin Hernandez
Its stan not istan you utter and literal mongoloid
Matthew Allen
Oliver Jackson
7
fucking FREAKS
Kevin Anderson
8
t. shagger
Julian Reyes
For me, It's Multicultural London English
Lincoln Moore
christ
Brody Cruz
pfm
Liam Clark
I do 2
Christian Butler
i can't be the only 5 here
Isaiah Bennett
It isn't generic.
It means nation or country.
Parker Robinson
youtube.com
is there a sexier tune than this
Andrew Williams
pak-ISTAN
afghan-ISTAN
uzbek-ISTAN
tajik-ISTAN
turkmen-ISTAN
Leo Richardson
i also exclusively write cursive
get fucked
Noah Sullivan
fuck me i miss egg custards
Brody Bell
5 or 6 are the most efficient and require the least movement
simple as, if you dont do 5 or 6 you're an inefficient freak
will be using this to screen for hires (work at a fortune 500 company as PR) to tell which applicants will waste time and money
Colton Phillips
I'm still right
Jason Wood
hello incels
Adrian Kelly
please tell me your trolling
Tyler Perry
yeah do you write right to left too
Elijah Young
quick draw janitore
Jonathan Bailey
the all require the same movement you tardoid
Luis Cox
just done a massive shite
Joshua Green
For me, it's -IA
Owen Hall
Hollywood is run by Jews; it is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of—of people who are suffering. Because they've exploited—we have seen the—we have seen the nigger and greaseball, we've seen the chink, we've seen the slit-eyed dangerous Jap, we have seen the wily Filipino, we've seen everything, but we never saw the kike. Because they knew perfectly well, that that is where you draw the wagons around.
Dominic Gray
government just gave me 200 for being an adult
Leo Long
5 and 6 both leave your pen in the best positions to write the next letter
Jeremiah Reed
how hot is it in aus right now can you do this
youtube.com
Joseph Clark
bank just gave me 200 for passing go
Andrew Jones
literally all of them can have the same amount of movement
Luis Roberts
It's 3am and 18C with no sun
Michael Jenkins
Any other Paki man in?
Carter Garcia
had a snack
Joshua Rivera
been alri in brisbane imho
David Brooks
>English
>Angle-ish
Jacob Torres
Jaxon Morgan
Just woke up what have I missed
James Foster
Why "Angl"? Why racist towards Saxons and Jutes?
Jaxon Baker
rorke still MIA
Samuel Moore
>Commonwealth of Australia
>Chinks have all the wealth
Jack Allen
Still got Peter Lorre though so even negative Jewish stereotypes weren't totally immune from exploitation
Jonathan Watson
The name Pakistan literally means "land of the pure" in Urdu and Persian. It alludes to the word pāk meaning pure in Persian and Pashto.[47] The suffix ـستان (-stān) is a Persian word meaning the place of, and also recalls the synonymous (and cognate) Sanskrit word sthāna स्थान.[48]
Sebastian Ross
don't think i'd last a day in australia lmao
Ayden Russell
moni failed to get a haircut
i made loads of funny and thought-provoking posts
Joseph Gonzalez
leftypol on suicide watch
Ayden Reyes
do people seriously not write cursive anymore?
Charles Ortiz
>brexit is just racist northerners
??
is everywhere outside of london the north?
fuck off
Justin Morris
Fucking cunt I feel off my chair.
Levi Morgan
youtube.com
really makes you think
Jaxson Cruz
your black mate has nice french tips
Dominic Howard
id say 7 but I do the left line first
so 8?
Parker Williams
cuuuuunt
Aaron Morales
most people stay inside with aircon
Eli Moore
mate how new do you think I am
David King
Why do people think speaking like a nog is cool?
Blake Ward
Jason Thomas
Real shit
Mason Myers
Because it is. Roadman tongue is peak culture.
Cooper Jackson
Based Red Ed
Ryder Cox
>tfw going to memebourne in a month
hope its cooled down by then
Ian Johnson
really want to make love to the gym instructor on the peloton advert
Easton Turner
Playing rdr2
Chase Long
because black people are cool and find it easy to get woman and make friends
Aaron Flores
colour arrow is first
Henry Ross
How do you grow bigger bones/get taller lads?
My dad has 3-4 inches on my and has much bigger bones. My mum has bigger hands and wrists than me. What the fuck happened to my puberty?
Liam Kelly
rap music used to be the only masculine music choice in the 2000s
everything else was soy as fuck
Nicholas Robinson
ahh yes
Aiden Thompson
dunno
Jayden Morales
Cute
Owen Parker
conversely, why do people think being racist online is cool or acceptable?
William Brooks
no fathers + living in a cultureless void
Kevin Taylor
watching catfish and carp videos again
he just punched two silver salmon to death
youtu.be
inbetweeners vibes
Lincoln Clark
I'm a 5 too.