Culture Pals - /cp/

Monday funday edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores), China (smelly) and India (pajeetas) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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Randy delendus est

1st for making platonic friendships that will hopefully last for eternity

Got a Thai milf

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Is anyone here actually on Interpals that just wants to find a friend? or is it just me?

Me 2

She started chatting with me a few months ago and after a bit of flirting we had cam sex

Grim situation

I still haven't mustered up the courage to create an interpals account let alone talk to a girl.

message each other and become friends

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Got a rotation of like 4 qts. I'm in love with all of them
I'm so hopeless

If a girl messages me first I should assume it's one of you guys right?

Fuck off

Yeah it was me. Message me back

I've had a girl message me first then instantly ask for my snap
She's like 17 tho

nonce

Where's Darren?

What's your interpals

My pocket

Timezones are annoying

>Not forcing your QT to stay up until you want to go to sleep

Give him back

Just beat up macchi

>imgur.com/a/YtBggso

Making my own MIA KHALIFA do submissive poses. God you gotta love these stupid kpop fan girls.

>that stretch marked covered ass
Yikes!

Based

Are we dying pals?

noice
You're gay

Liking ass makes you the gay one especially a stretch marked covered man looking ass

If liking girls asses makes me gay then I'm a fucking faggot
Also do you send them dirty pics too?

I imagine he doesn't because those kpop fangirls would go "yikes" if they saw his tiny brown rice dick

based Korean

Reckon this thread is gonna die over night

Nah bruh I'll keep it alive

I can post screenshots of some crazy kpop girls that I make them crazy by just giving some attention and then trying to become pervert with them or saying bye to them. They are react a bit crazy.. I have been talking to this girl for 2 days

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she is a 19 y/o blonde girl from Poland ^^

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lmao based korean chad

Missing my qt

last week when I forgot to talk to this girl from portugal. I was busy with work and life. Fuck me she was hot but I had to say bye to her :/

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Have you ever banged any of these whores who throw themselves at you?
I was talking to you last night, you'd totally slay where I live

Sent a dickpic to my qt and she liked it

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fuck I was stupid to ignore her. She was soo hot. This was her..

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If I’m not mistaken he licked a turkish girl’s butt
Or no, she licked his butt. But it was pure black mail though, no girl irl does want to fuck him unless he had to rape them or black mail them.

country?

Where she from?

no, he made her lick a strangers ass, and take pics of it

Brazil
Turkey x2
Ukraine

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I am not that korean guy.

You’re a new chad

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I like emojis so it doesnt look as Chad

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Wew.. LEWD

Are you Lucas if so, good luck!

Am not. I decided I wanted to have qt to help me discover the country, so I found one that I will visit but am still looking for Rio and Sao Paulo girls. Sent 10 messages today to qt from those cities and only got one answer, I was disappointed.

Also had this portuguese girl living near Paris (near me) that had "meeting in person" in her description, said I was hot, sent me a video of her getting fucked by some dude randomly while we were talking, and that ghosted me when I suggested meeting after she sent me audios of her touching herself.

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Fuck off with my country's girls

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>said I was hot, sent me a video of her getting fucked by some dude randomly while we were talking
What the fuck

I met my current gf of 3 years on interpals lol

yeah i've seen her profile, she must be an absolute madwoman if thats actually her in the video

where she from? Let me guess the Czech Republic? Or Italy?

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Oh that WHORE
She wrote macchi as well iirc

Who?

To add to this.. I had interpals for a year I think. I talked to well over 1000 girls during that time. Exchanged whatsapp with the ones I liked and got to know them better. Didn't really vibe with any to commit to a relationship until I met a girl from Madrid. She's white guys, I swear

Didn't she had just 3 random letters + 2 numbers as nickname

Spain. I don't like how Czech girls look and I didn't meet any cool Italian girls on interpals in the year I was there. I met a lot of Brazilian girls but I am not gonna race mix and have brown children :x

Don't think so, that's her

I also realise talking to this portuguese girl that thanks to all these apps my game is way better in english than in french.

That’s her? Lmao. She wanted to hook up with me when I went to France in 2017

Yup. That's the one. I think that her previous nickname was vtr... Something

Yes that’s true

Did you?

Tfw I unironically had sex with her

You and the rest of paris it seems.. She once told a /cp/ lad all about how she got fucked in the upstairs bathroom at a party

I invited her to get a drink and she said she didnt know me, what a travesty

>Czech Republic
That's me. Though I have been with my gf for 3 years as well though we have known each other for 5 years. We are talking about probably getting married soon.

no. She was too aggressive. She messaged me on Interpals and started to flirt right away. She kept asking for my phone number to message her on WhatsApp but I refused. I gave her a throwaway Skype username. She told me how she really wanted to have sex with an American guy since she hadn’t tried us yet. I ignored her. I don’t waste my time on thots
Story

She's a complete whore

exactly. This is why I didn’t waste my time on her. I don’t respect thots

Macchi, how the fuck do you like France? I just went through Charles de Gaulle airport twice and that airport is honestly the worst I've been to. Total shithole airport with too many nogs and Indian workers

CDG is a mess of an airport. But Terminal 1 isn’t so bad. The best parts of France are away from Paris though.

You don’t miss this? ;)

youtu.be/ABxyoNXQu5U

I'm pretty confident this is a catfish. Never confirmed this but I got paranoid and made a fake account and sent her a message claiming to be the girl whose profile picture she is using and told her to remove it. She deleted her account for like a month but I guess she's back now. "She". It's always possible I'm just retarded too though

why did you delete your posts?

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The absolute worst. Never been to Terminal 1, I was only in Terminal 2 in multiple sections of it. Plus the workers are so slow. I had to wait for the custom workers to greet and kiss one another on the cheek before they opened 20 minutes late.

Better than the constant announcements at LAX desu

How was that long ass flight btw?

Terminal 2 blows. I don’t know the next time I will be in France, but I don’t look forward to CDG. At least your flights weren’t delayed due to air traffic controllers on strike

The one there wasn't bad but the one back was shorter since my flight leaving Prague was delayed so I missed the other long flight back and got put on a flight to JFK and then to LAX. But Air France is actually pretty good

No but my flight was delayed due to ice in the Czech Republic. I will try to avoid CDG in the future

I hope you have a SkyTeam account to save all of those miles..

But yeah Air France is a good airline

I have a Delta account and flew with them most of the way and I prefer them too. I want to get their card though soon.

Next flight I fly with Swiss thigub and then Lufthansa and Singapore on the way back.

Drew a picture of my qt, you think I should send it to her?

oh well that’s good because you’d still collect your Air France miles since they are both SkyTeam

Is it any good? Post it

Yeah I got an email saying I got a few thousand. So I have like 5000 something with Delta and 3000 or so with Hawaiian air though they aren't in Skyteam

>i had failed everyone

what does this mean

they're a disappointment